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Fanfic: Akatsuki beim Arzt
Chapter: At the dentist
Day 3. At the dentist
On the third day, too, the Akas had to wait in the waiting room. This time at the dentist. There were no other patients in the waiting room. Whenever someone new stepped into the waiting room and saw the Akatsukis, that person ran away screaming. Most of them were afraid of Kisame and Zetsu, the others mostly of Hidan's scythe. Only a small child ran away because of Tobi. Although he just wanted to ask if the boy wanted to play with him. Anyway, they waited a while for a nurse to come and tell the Akatsukis to follow her. "We want to test a new treatment method in our practice.", The nurse explained on the way, "With this method, all patients are present and answer one after the other. This is to save unnecessary waiting time." "Ah!" Said the Akatsukis, although they didn't understand. "We are there. The doctor is coming soon." There were many chairs against one wall, so the Akatsukis sat down and waited for the doctor. He also came and greeted every single patient. "First of all, Mr. Pain." Pain immediately sat down on the large examination chair. "Hmm, I can't see any tooth decay, but you should think about braces. Your teeth are a little crooked." "WHAT ?! Oo" "YOUR TEETH ARE CRACKED! DID YOU UNDERSTAND ME?" The doctor yelled at the Akatsukileader in the ear, he rose grumbling from the chair and sat down in his previous seat. ° Just wait, that will give you revenge! I will find you and then you will wish you never met me. Muhahahahaha °
While Pain was making plans for revenge in his mind, Konan, Hidan and Sasori had already had their turn. All of them had perfect teeth and could therefore sit down quickly. Now it was Itachi's turn.
"So Mr. Uchiha, please open your mouth." Itachi opened his mouth and the doctor carefully examined the Uchiha's teeth. "So overall everything is fine. You should only avoid sweets in the future. You have tooth decay in some places."
* What nobody knows
In a small underground cave, under the Akatsuki hideout. The entrance is well hidden under Itachi's bed. Stacks of around the millions on huge shelves ...
KEKESÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ !!!!!!!!!!!!!! *
"I have no idea how I should get caries. I don't eat any sweets ^^" "Well then, the next one please." Deidara got up and sat on the examination chair. "So please open your mouth." "Which one?" Then Deidara looked at the doctor inquiringly and showed him his mouths (note the plural). “Wahaaaaaaaa!” Screaming, the doctor ran out of the waiting room and left a puzzled Deidara behind. "Did I do something wrong?"
An hour later (a new doctor has come. The other one had a nervous breakdown and since then he has been plagued by panic fears that an army of mouths could eat him ^^)“So who's next?” Kisame got up and sat down on the examination chair, like everyone else in front of him. "Well, let me see. Oh, what do I see there. I think we have to do a root canal treatment." "A what?", Kisame asked. "An operation on the tooth root." "I knew it! I knew it!", Itachi had jumped up from his chair, a crazy twinkle in his eyes, "first me, then Zetsu and now Kisame. The doctors have conspired against us . They want to operate on us. That must be Sasuke in a dentist's disguise. Come on brother. I'll show you. I'll kill you. Muhahahahahahahahaha ...
"That's completely unfair, Itachi was allowed to kill two doctors, but I haven't been able to sacrifice one yet." "Stop grumbling, Hidan. Now we had to fake the second Artest.", Konan complained. "Aaaaaber, look at it positively. What if that were actually Sasuke in a dentist's disguise. Well, what would you have done then?"
what will happen to the psychologist? Can Hidan finally sacrifice someone? Do the Akas all get certificates? And will the psychologist be able to help the poor souls?
If you want to know more, you have to read.
And sorry that it took so long. Had a little writing crisis.
glg Yuki
On the third day, too, the Akas had to wait in the waiting room. This time at the dentist. There were no other patients in the waiting room. Whenever someone new stepped into the waiting room and saw the Akatsukis, that person ran away screaming. Most of them were afraid of Kisame and Zetsu, the others mostly of Hidan's scythe. Only a small child ran away because of Tobi. Although he just wanted to ask if the boy wanted to play with him. Anyway, they waited a while for a nurse to come and tell the Akatsukis to follow her. "We want to test a new treatment method in our practice.", The nurse explained on the way, "With this method, all patients are present and answer one after the other. This is to save unnecessary waiting time." "Ah!" Said the Akatsukis, although they didn't understand. "We are there. The doctor is coming soon." There were many chairs against one wall, so the Akatsukis sat down and waited for the doctor. He also came and greeted every single patient. "First of all, Mr. Pain." Pain immediately sat down on the large examination chair. "Hmm, I can't see any tooth decay, but you should think about braces. Your teeth are a little crooked." "WHAT ?! Oo" "YOUR TEETH ARE CRACKED! DID YOU UNDERSTAND ME?" The doctor yelled at the Akatsukileader in the ear, he rose grumbling from the chair and sat down in his previous seat. ° Just wait, that will give you revenge! I will find you and then you will wish you never met me. Muhahahahaha °
While Pain was making plans for revenge in his mind, Konan, Hidan and Sasori had already had their turn. All of them had perfect teeth and could therefore sit down quickly. Now it was Itachi's turn.
"So Mr. Uchiha, please open your mouth." Itachi opened his mouth and the doctor carefully examined the Uchiha's teeth. "So overall everything is fine. You should only avoid sweets in the future. You have tooth decay in some places."
* What nobody knows
In a small underground cave, under the Akatsuki hideout. The entrance is well hidden under Itachi's bed. Stacks of around the millions on huge shelves ...
KEKESÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ !!!!!!!!!!!!!! *
"I have no idea how I should get caries. I don't eat any sweets ^^" "Well then, the next one please." Deidara got up and sat on the examination chair. "So please open your mouth." "Which one?" Then Deidara looked at the doctor inquiringly and showed him his mouths (note the plural). “Wahaaaaaaaa!” Screaming, the doctor ran out of the waiting room and left a puzzled Deidara behind. "Did I do something wrong?"
An hour later (a new doctor has come. The other one had a nervous breakdown and since then he has been plagued by panic fears that an army of mouths could eat him ^^)“So who's next?” Kisame got up and sat down on the examination chair, like everyone else in front of him. "Well, let me see. Oh, what do I see there. I think we have to do a root canal treatment." "A what?", Kisame asked. "An operation on the tooth root." "I knew it! I knew it!", Itachi had jumped up from his chair, a crazy twinkle in his eyes, "first me, then Zetsu and now Kisame. The doctors have conspired against us . They want to operate on us. That must be Sasuke in a dentist's disguise. Come on brother. I'll show you. I'll kill you. Muhahahahahahahahaha ...
"That's completely unfair, Itachi was allowed to kill two doctors, but I haven't been able to sacrifice one yet." "Stop grumbling, Hidan. Now we had to fake the second Artest.", Konan complained. "Aaaaaber, look at it positively. What if that were actually Sasuke in a dentist's disguise. Well, what would you have done then?"
what will happen to the psychologist? Can Hidan finally sacrifice someone? Do the Akas all get certificates? And will the psychologist be able to help the poor souls?
If you want to know more, you have to read.
And sorry that it took so long. Had a little writing crisis.
glg Yuki