Anni and Nemie rode the bus through the night. They were both very tired coming from a karaoke birthday party that a classmate of theirs had hosted. The bus driver was deaf, blind and somehow swarming, which is why he didn't notice that Anni had put her feet on the headrest of the seat in front of her again. Nobody else was there.
Nemie: * zeter * Could someone please explain to me why we live so close to the world that it takes us three hours to get to civilization by bus ?!
Anni: It's your fault. You wrote on our profile that we come from Mud Hole in the Pampas.
Nemie: That wasn't meant seriously!
Anni: * played seriously * Nemie, you are an MSTing author. Everything you write will come true.
Nemie: Ha, ha, ha. I can fool myself. I just want to go home and to bed.
Anni: I'm bored. * Take your laptop out of your pocket and open it *
Nemie: * Pull your eyebrows together * What are you doing there again for nonsense, Anni? * suspiciously take away Anni's laptop * Uuuuh! * Push the laptop away again *
Anni: Nemie? Everything okay?
Nemie: * Scared and staring at laptop with glassy eyes * What - is - that?
Anni: Oh Nemie. But you are getting really forgetful. That's the bad fuck that we MST wanted!
Nemie: * be traumatized * A ... oh yes ...
Anni: * reproachful * By the way, for over two weeks. But YOU kept saying you don't have time!
Nemie: Well, then we MST the Badfic now. Who do we bring in?
Anni: Hmmmm ....

Gaara was on one of the terraces of Suna when a violent dizziness seized him until he stumbled uncontrollably and disappeared with an orange chakra flash, as known from the nasty MSTing author Anni. When he opened his eyes again, he saw two girls leaning over him. One girl was very tall and had blonde hair, the other was very short and had short, spiky black hair.
Nemie: That was quick.
Anni: * be carried away * oh look, Nemie, he's even smaller than you!
Nemie: * growl *
Gaara: Who are you? Where am I? What is the?
Nemie: To 1): This is Anni and I am Nemie. And together we are ...
Aninemies: The Aninemies! * Perform welcome dance *
Gaara: You are what, please ?!
Anni: The aninemies, I tell you. To 2): You are on our bus. And to 3) ... Well, Nemie can explain that to you.
Nemie: * ungracious look at Anni * ° Yes, I have to do the dirty work again ° You know, Gaara, there are things that are called bad fictions. You are cruel. And you will help us fight them! * crazy eyes sparkle *
Anni: * sigh * Well, in plain language that means, you read through a story with us and comment on it, yes?
Gaara: And if not?
Nemie: * look maliciously * Then you will be trapped here forever and Suna can see where it is on your own. * muahahaha!*
Gaara: * frown at Nemie * * look at Anni * Is that a little ... strange?
Anni: Well, she's a bit ... * Seeking Nemie for help *
Nemie: 'Inconventional'. That's the word you were looking for.
Anni: * no bearing what that means * Yes, I say, unconventional. You shouldn't annoy her, she has some aggression.
Gaara: Well, to be honest, she looks like a pushover ...
Nemie: Please HOW? Well wait, I'll shut you up. * Chase gaara through the bus *
Anni: Well, then I'll just continue without them.
Temari had been looking for her little brother Gaara for ten minutes now, and she couldn't find him. She was slowly starting to worry. Had something happened to him again, like when Akatsuki had kidnapped him because of his bijus? This boy had a tremendous talent for putting himself in danger. Exactly at that moment she felt dizzy, she sank to the floor and Anni's orange chakra flash flared up, whereupon Temari's fate was now sealed.
Temari: * lands on his feet in the bus *
Nemie: * deflate Gaara's throat * Oh hey, Temari. Anni, can you explain the junk to her, I'm still busy. * Hammer Gaara's head against the wall *
Anni: No, Nemie! We still need it.
Nemie: Oops. * snap fingers *
Gaara: * be awake again * Let go of me, you ...
Nemie: * twist Gaara's nose * Me what?
Gaara: Nothing, nothing ...
Nemie: * sadistic grin * Oh, that's good then! * snap fingers *
Gaara's nose: * be whole again *
Nemie: It's my turn now.
Kankuro was training with his dolls when the inevitable happened to him too and he was pulled into the bus of the aninemies with the purple glow of Nemie's chakra. Next came Naruto and Shikamaru. The aninemies explained what they were up to and they started the MSTing, of course not without a "How annoying" from Shikamaru, but the two cruelest writers in the universe notoriously overheard that, as well as any whimpering for mercy from Naruto.
Anni: I'll read!
a love between desert and fire
Nemie: What. Is. DAAAAAS ?!
Anni: I think that's a heading. I believe. I am not saying that it is.
Temari: * drip drip sarcasm * No, what an imaginative headline!
Kankuro: That must have something to do with Gaara.
Nemie: * irritated * How did you get that?
Kankuro: Desert? Sand? Hello?
Nemie: Ah so.
Kankuro: Besides, it's ALWAYS Gaara. There is NEVER an FF with me. There is also TemaxShika, but never anything with me!
Anni: So TemaxShika ... I recently read a TemaxGaara ...
Temari & Gaara: WAAAAAAAS ?!
Nemie: Nothing, nothing. Just forget about it. She likes to talk shit. * wants to distract *
Anni: Well, it wasn't that bad at all. The lemons were actually really good ...
Temari & Gaara: * fall over and pass out *
Nemie: -. - It was clear that you judge a story by it.
Kankuro: Hello?People? Will you help me?
Nemie: * lousy * no. Your problem. We are now continuing with the MSTing.
Shikamaru: How annoying ...

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Characteristics

name kisa dragon

age 18

hair black, straight, long

eyes dark blue

Anni: The name Kisa reminds me of this cream cheese.
Nemie: cream cheese? Colons? Capital letter? * shakes head, shaking * And what kind of aftermath is that ?!
Kankuro: It's not enough that Gaara is the focus again, no! The cream cheese is also pedophile! Gaara is only seventeen! I am eighteen!
Nemie: Could it be that you have a sibling complex? In addition, numbers from one to twenty have to be written out, better to thirty in the running text!
Anni: I always thought from one to twelve.
Nemie: * rabid * Since when have you heard something in German?!?
name kisu dragon (TWIN BROTHERS)

Anni: Another cream cheese!
Nemie: If she doesn't use any capital letters, please leave it entirely!
Naruto: Who do you mean by "you"?
Aninemies: * annoyed moan *
Nemie: The author, who else, you pea brain.
vacation and meeting

in suna
gaara view
Anni: An apostrophe is missing!
Nemie: a) You have a stuffy nose. b) Here is a handkerchief. c) Neither an ApostroPH nor an ApostroPF need to go there. d) The genitive is formed in German with a simple S at the end of the noun. e) The author probably meant GaraaS view, or Gaara view, or * play through countless alternatives *
Temari & Gaara: * wake up *
Gaara: And I thought it was all just a bad dream ...
Anni: No, this is a rude awakening! * Muahahahahahah! * Isn't that what you say, isn't it, Nemie?
Nemie: * wasn't listening * Maybe even Gaara's eyes ... What? Oh, great, Anni, I'm proud of you. You have made a grammatically correct sentence!
Anni & Naruto: Yes!
Nemie: Oh, Temari and Gaara woke up at exactly the right time. Fresh to work!

i sat in the office doing the rest of my paperwork. but suddenly it became mine

door opened and temari and kankuro stormed in.
Kankuro: We would NEVER rush in like that!
Gaara: There is NO sign "Please knock" on my door!
Nemie: * tormented * I'm just not saying anything about upper and lower case, okay?
Anni: Do that! *Happy*
Naruto: What kind of office? What happened to the first part of the paperwork?
Aninemies: R. I. P. paperwork! * Fold hands *
Nemie: Requisceat in Pace, non-traumatized self ...
Anni: I thought that means rest in peace? * still hands folded *

"Hello gaara," they greeted me happily.

"Say, you can't even knock," I said, annoyed.
Gaara: Really now!
Naruto: Hey, that was my line!

"sorry gaara. we received a letter from sakura," said kankuro.

"Sakura, tells about a girl. I want us to get to know her.we thought so

the three of us can go there, "said temari enthusiastically.

"You know I have to work," I said coolly.
Gaara: I seem to be busy.
Naruto: It is always Sensei Kakashi when he reads Flirt Paradise.
Gaara: Hello?
Naruto & Anni: Hi!
Nemie: commas? That with two S? Capital letter? Hello?
Naruto & Anni: Hi!
Shikamaru: You didn't want to be upset about upper and lower case, did you?

"but gaara, you also need some vacation. this girl is supposed to be super nice," said

you.
Aninemies: Maryyyyyy Suuuuuuuuuuue!

I rolled my eyes and sighed.

Gaara: Ouch ?! Am I suddenly masochistic?
Anni: Later you will play bondage games with Mary Sue.

i discussed with my siblings at least

half an hour, i gave up. the more temari and kankuro talked about the girl

the more curious I became.
Temari & Kankuro: We don't argue with our brother. We're not so childish that we have to waste our time that way.
Anni: Oh, you usually pass the time differently together?
Shikamaru: * raise eyebrow *
Nemie: curious ... curious ... * Depression cloud *

I wanted to finish my papers today and tomorrow

is the departure. we wanted to stay there for 2 weeks.
Nemie: * lean on Gaara and cry out * present tense ... perfect ... narrated tempo ...
Gaara: papers? What kind of papers ?!
Anni: When did Gaara decide to go to Konoha ?!

3 days later in Konoha
gaara view
Nemie: If she's already making such a horrific leap in time, then she should also start a new chapter. And again that gruesome "gaara view"!

we arrived after 3 days.

Aninemies: Oh no!
sakura was already waiting at the gate to bring us to