It took me an incredible hour to get to school. I would have loved to "borrow" Itachi's car, but then he would probably have had a screaming fit. I didn't want to do that to him after all, especially since I couldn't let myself be guilty of anything. However, the distance was only a minor issue. The way itself was the bigger thing. First: I didn't even know the way and second, I had about as much sense of direction as a lemming on the cliff.
So I had to ask for better or worse. Unfortunately, the first thing I met were two very strange ... characters who called themselves Ino and Karin.
Rigged up to no longer works. What they wanted to achieve with their style was obvious. They were annoying too. They were just giggling and asking me holes in the stomach.
"Do you have a girlfriend?"
"Will you give me your cell phone number?"
"Do you like my dress?"
"Do you want to meet today?"
After answering every question with an annoyed no, they finally made themselves useful and showed me the way.
Well, admittedly I was immediately sure that they were into me. This was the case for about 80% of the girls. In my old school I even had my own fan club, which didn't bother me too much. I actually liked it very much. Especially since I could make good use of it. I guess you know what I mean, after all, I'm only a man.

When we finally arrived and I was a nervous wreck, I had to regret to find that the hallways had been swept empty. We were too late. I am clearly not the type of person who likes to be late or have to wait too long for someone. I hated it. It didn't bother Ino and Karin because they were too absorbed in their women’s stuff. Doing hair, straightening clothes and all that stuff. I sincerely hoped that they wouldn't be too stuck on my ass in the near future, I couldn't use that. However, the hope was not very great. Those kind of girls were like ticks. Once bitten firmly, they were no longer easy to get rid of. But somehow I would get through it.
The first way in this school led me directly to the principal. As soon as I walked into the room and saw her for the first time, I knew immediately that she was not good at eating cherries.
"What do you want?" She asked, not averting her bored gaze from the monitor on the laptop.
"Wanting is a bit exaggerated ..." I mumbled, which she did hear. She looked up and pierced me with her eyes, which didn’t suggest anything good. "I really like to see motivated students like you here. I guess you are Sasuke Uchiha". I said yes and immediately got a timetable and a plan of the building. "Your class is 112 and now off with you, otherwise you will miss the biology lesson," she waved me outside with her hand. Who knows what she was doing on her PC. Her secretary just smiled pityingly and closed the door behind me.
Two dressed up fangirls and a bad-tempered director.I already didn't like school, but you can't have everything. I looked at the building plan and saw only a labyrinth of corridors. I already mentioned that with my excellent sense of direction. Somehow I managed to find the class and burst in without knocking. Immediately the class I had heard clamor outside the door fell silent. A second later the whispering started. Ino and Karin were there too. Unfortunately. They squeaked happily and greeted me loudly, which I stubbornly ignored. In fact, I ignored them all. "Ah you must be the new one", a rather strange guy got up from the desk. He had long, greasy hair and an equally greasy smile on his face. At first sight it reminded me of a snake. Hesitantly, I went to him and gave him the pieces of paper that were handed to me in the secretariat. He stared at me like I was God personally. He then introduced himself to me as Orochimaru.
"Quiet," he said in a low voice and his voice was drowned in the loud whispering of the class. He could assert himself well, I thought to myself and smiled briefly. They got even louder, as if challenging him. It was getting too much for Orochimaru. A vein of anger was already pulsing on his temple and he bared his teeth like a pittbull.
"RUHE !!!", everyone suddenly fell silent again. Orochimaru snorted softly. "Little tormentors," he then muttered and pushed me to the blackboard.
"This is Sasuke Uchiha, he will be taking part in our lessons from today." Do me a favor and don't annoy him like me, "he now spoke in a controlled but almost threatening voice.
I immediately wrote a memo to myself: Don't screw him up.
"Find a free seat so I can continue."
I looked around the class. Everyone stared at me. I actually liked attention. But I was almost a little embarrassed. I had two places available. The first was next to a blond boy who was secretly eating something that looked suspiciously like noodle soup. Quite inconspicuously, of course. The other was next to Ino.
You can guess three times which one I chose.
"Just watch out for the snake. It's not to be trifled with," the boy grinned cheekily and went back to his meal. "Isn't that a bit noticeable when you are eating noodle soup in class?" I asked quietly, but pretended to be careful.
"He has students he likes and which he doesn't, I really don't care."
"Oh yeah, I'm Naruto."
I just nodded and then managed to stop listening. Bio was never my favorite subject. It was bearable. But it was pretty boring at Orochimaru. No wonder the guy fell asleep right in front of me. Suddenly there was a knock and the bad-tempered director came in. It only occurred to me now that I didn't know her name. Without looking at us, she trudged over to Orochimaru and gave him something. Then they spoke softly to each other, so softly. that you couldn't hear anything. Naruto watched her and began to synchronize her lip movements."Hey Snake, your lessons have been more exciting!"
"It's still better than downloading dirty films on your PC and illegally!"
"Perhaps you should try that too, it will definitely make you more relaxed and you would not bore the poor children to death with their lame teaching material!"
Everyone within 2 meters thought it was hilarious. I admit it too.

Finally the doorbell rang at the break. Less than a minute after the doorbell rang, the class was empty and I also needed fresh air. And a cigarette on the fright. I know, a bit contradicting, but what the heck. Luckily Itachi wasn't there, because if he knew that I would like to smoke one he would totally freak out. He's quite a staple when it comes to health.
Lost in thought, I didn't notice that Naruto had followed me.
"Well, would you rather be the lonely wolf or don't you want to sit down with us after all?" A few familiar faces from my class were already crouching at the table.
I thought for a moment if that was really such a good idea. Lone Wolf was a pretty good fit because I was never the kind of guy who adjusted anywhere. However, I wanted to give the school a second chance after all.
"Why not ..." I mumbled, put out my cigarette and went to the table with Naruto. Even the sleepyhead from earlier was sitting there and she didn't look really awake either. I wasn't sitting properly yet and Naruto introduced everyone to me.
The sleepyhead was called Shikamaru and is said to be quite intelligent despite his lack of motivation. Next to it sat a somewhat plump guy. His name was Choji and he was eating. Then there was Hinata, a small, black-haired girl who came over quite shy and turned out to be Naruto's friend. Next to her sat a red-haired boy with piercing green eyes who apparently spoke even less than I did. He was kind of strange. Even stranger, however, was Lee, who looked very much like a teacher I almost ran over in the corridor earlier. He seemed to be even more hyperactive than Naruto and I honestly didn't know if that made me cry or laugh. Despite their quirks, they were all okay. Besides, everyone has a strange habit or two.
We chatted about all sorts of things. Okay, they chatted. I just nodded and said a word every now and then.
"It's a shame that Sakura isn't there," Hinata interjected at some point. I definitely didn't know Sakura yet.
"Why isn't she here today, is she skipping?" Asked Naruto.
"She doesn't want to run into Sai, you know why". Hinata.
Naruto said that she probably caught this Sai with someone else and that he was an ass anyway.
"To be honest, I've never been that enthusiastic about that," smacked Chijo and everyone agreed.
"Yes, he is quite arrogant, totally convinced of himself," Shikamaru rolled his tired eyes, "well how almost all people have the money to the point and lay women in rows."
I knew these traits from somewhere.Maybe even from me, although I wouldn't call myself arrogant now.
In any case, they had made this Sai quite tasty for me and after Orochimaru it got a place on the "I-prefer-to-get-out-of-the-way-list". Not that I'm scared, but I just didn't feel like stress.

For the rest of the day nothing unusual happened, except that Ino and Karin kept ambushing me and even with reinforcements. It was a wonder they hadn't followed me to the bathroom. It wouldn't have bothered me before, but somehow it had become quite annoying now.
I was finally able to get out of the building, but a nasty surprise awaited me in the courtyard, in the form of my brother, who was leaning casually against his car and waiting for me. Some students crept around the car in admiration as if they had never seen one in their lives.
"Woah! Nice car!", Naruto was totally over the moon. I just rolled my eyes as so often when Itachi waved to me like a hysterical woman.
Naruto stared at him and then at me. "You know each other?" He asked incredulously.
"Oh no, that's just a stranger waving to me," I thought, exasperated, and nodded. "This is my brother," I mumbled and went to him. I had to pull myself together not to sniff at him in front of the assembled crew.
"I'm planning a little attack on you, get in," Itachi smiled conspiratorially at