My strength was coming to an end, even though it was about my prince. We walked all night without a break. My dress was torn in several places, I was hungry and badly needed sleep. "Should I wear your things?", Naru asked me worried. "No, that's okay," I replied, but immediately regretted it. Sure, I was the one who started all of this, but I had imagined it all a little different. "Wait," said Kakashi, it was the first time that he had said something since we left. He stopped abruptly and sniffed noisily. "That smells like ... .. get out of here!" He uttered and ran into the undergrowth. In a panic, Naruto and I chased after him. I wanted to ask what's going on, but when I heard a strange panting quite close behind me, I changed my mind. Trees were bursting behind us, and whatever, an unimaginably perverse stench preceded it. How could it be that we didn't smell it a little earlier ?! We broke out of the forest at a clearing and I did the inevitable ... I tripped over a tree root. "Wait!" I panted desperately and was just about to get up again when something came into the clearing with stomping steps.

The earth seemed to shake and I felt really sick. Not just because of that smell ... no from fear. I looked at Kakashi who said to me with a look: Don't move. Easier said than done, something behind me took a step forward and put his, yes I assumed it was his foot next to me. I saw a peculiar nail in XXXXL shape that looked like it had seen better days. It was yellow and crumbly, and adorned an even more massive toe with wrinkled, stick-green skin. I hoped that something wasn't what I thought it was, but of course it was ... a full-blown troll. "Mom", I yelped, he would crush me like what I know! I slowly began to crawl backwards on my stomach. That went pretty well until that damn branch cracked. "Mhhh," said the troll and bent down to me. He had bulging lips, yellow bulging eyes with pupils suspiciously reminiscent of reptiles. Some snot was dripping from his nose down to me. I couldn't prevent a choking "Wääh" escaping me. His eyes widened and he pulled his lips strangely to the side, revealing his huge tusks that reminded me of millstones. I guessed this was supposed to be a grin. Oh, if I were only half as happy about our meeting as he is. Mr. Troll dropped the club of his tree and grabbed me with his plump fingers. "Sakura!" Naruto shouted hysterically until Kakashi covered his mouth.


I closed my eyes and when I opened them again I was hanging upside down in front of Mr. Troll's face, who was still grinning. He didn't exactly look intelligent. He suddenly grinned wider and I could see the remains of his last meal between his teeth. He exhaled and the sight and smell of it combined made me vomit on his face.He didn't know what exactly happened, but he seemed to be catching it well because he started laughing. Oh no, what went wrong with that? I would probably never know, because I would hardly be able to ask his father. He started swinging me back and forth like a toy. "We're going to bathe beautiful woman," he growled suddenly and threw me over his shoulder like a sack. To take a bath? With this booger monster? I wasn't exactly keen on that to be honest, although he should take one urgently. But above all, that's not how you treat a beautiful woman, I thought.


The bathroom turned out to be a stinking mud pit. Oh man, what did I do wrong? I just wanted to save my beloved Sasuke! I was lifted rudely off Mr. Troll's shoulder and dropped off directly in front of the pit. He pulled some sort of loincloth from his hips and bared his best piece in front of me. I turned away in disgust. It wasn't exactly my lifelong dream to see something so strange. I think if Naruto saw me now, he would laugh at me coldly. Tears gathered in my eyes. The troll climbed into the bathroom behind me and gave a pleased grumble. "Beautiful woman!" He yelled at me and because I love my life I turned around. "Take off your clothes, come in," he ordered. "No," I replied tough. I shouldn't have, because he sat up and growled. "Okay okay," I squealed. Well and then I stood there naked and my aggressions against this troll grew exponentially, I just felt miserable and the worst part was I couldn't do anything, just hope for Kakashi and Naru. I was torn from my thoughts because Mr. Troll grunted me to come in. I sat down, choking, at the very edge of the pit, as far away as possible from this disgust. He stared at me and seemed to be trying, a vein pulsing on his forehead. What was he up to? The answer came as a surprise and was very simple. He had started a hot tub by letting it run the whole time. I know it's fecal humor but it was so disgusting that I just had to snort. Of course I shouldn't have done ... because he stopped abruptly and stared at me again. And of course he started to grin. But that wasn't the same grin as before ... that was clearly an ambiguous grin! So for stupid people ... a dirty grin. "Oh no," I said, but his eyes said Oh yes, beautiful woman. I got even worse than I already was. He was moving slowly towards me ... he was stupid but he seemed to know that I was a helpless victim.


"Sakura out there," came a voice from somewhere behind the troll. I wasn't told twice. With one leap I was out of the dirt hole and grabbed my clothes. I ran as far into the forest as necessary to get dressed again and when I went back the troll was buried under a huge pile of stones in his mud hole. I placed myself in the winning position in front of it and first of all laughed at him really heartily and loudly. That served him well, I thought.I called for Naruto and Kakashi, who spoke up behind me. "How was your bathroom?" quipped Kakashi. "You saw that yourself," I snapped at him, but he continued to laugh at me. Naruto took me protectively in his arms "Are you okay?". "Yes, thank you," I whispered in relief. "Oh my god!" I screamed and wriggled out of Naruto's arms. "What is it?" Asked Kakashi. "We wasted too much time! What about Sasuke? Go on, gentlemen!" I ordered and pushed her further west, always towards damnation. Well that's how I am body and life.

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