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Fanfic: GUJE & GURW VS. B.E.Y.B.L.A.D.E.R.

oh-so-difficult work and leave Kagome at Boulder Henge, so that Inu Yasha has something to do again to save her and with the whole action net check that she actually just got into the GUO with a teleportation thing from a teleportation master who lives nearby to GUJE ZEDE Jet could have beamed when she suddenly notices that the stones in Felsbrock Henge are getting bigger, resp.that it gets smaller * (Want a price for the longest * * sentence there has ever been !!! * nick * EXACTLY! I WIIILLL !!!) # Nanünana? What is now? # * staring at the rapidly growing stones as they grow * "COOL! THE GROWING YES! COOL!"

After a short time, GURW is standing in a circle of HUGE BIG Felsbrock Henge stones. Confused, she looks around in all directions.

GURW: "What's going on now?" # Don't believe it ... I've shrunk! # * I think that's kind of cool * "Man, CLASS! Always wanted to know how this I-am-one-of-the-seven-dwarfs-from-behind-the-seven-mountains-feeling feels! * ggg * Wow, that's GEILO! "

"You will soon find it so cool!"

GURW: "Well? What again NOW?" * Staring at a small, measly cockroach *

Cockroach: "I am Kimanimanisani, the KEEPER OF ROCK HENGE!"

GURW's jaw made contact with the floor for the second time. "AU! But tell me ... YOU?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? KEEPERS OF ROCKBROCK HENGE?!?!?You're so tiny ... "

Kimanimanisani: "I am very small, but I have MAGICAL POWER !!! This protective seal that sizzled your paw into fried potatoes was MY work! * Psychotic laughter fills the readers of this story with fear and horror * (READER? What for readers? XD) "

GURW: (bored) "And I guess you shrunk me too, huh?"

Kimanimanisani: "BUT SURE! What do you think, who else was that?"

GURW: "..." * keep silent * * point to the mini-Merlin who is crouching behind a blade of grass and waving his wand *

Kimanimanisani: "..."

SILENCE

Kimanimanisani: "WÄH!" * Dissolves into thousands of tiny pixels *

GURW: # I know. This Kimanimanisani was just a mirage. From this Merlin. I always thought Merlin was dead ... well, can you talk to him ... who knows what will come of it! * Already see the headlines in front of you: "Merlin was really just a cockroach that was cursed by an evil magic hair dryer, so that he looked like a Merlin!"* * thieving froi * Oki ... I'm going there! Hehe ... #

GURW approaches Merlin, who is trembling with fear.

Merlin: "WUAH! DEPARTURE FROM ME, EVIL SPIRIT!"

GURW: "?" #Me? An evil spirit? Strong as a monkey ... The guy has probably never seen a gray, indefinable Rike-like werewolf thing! HA! Cool...#

Merlin: "GAH! Go back to the world of shadows and black magic from which you came!"

GURW: #What's the problem? Isn't it bad to watch him shiver ... # "Are you Merlin by any chance?"

Merlin: "ARGH! HOW DO YOU KNOW MY NAME ??"

GURW: (sarcastically) "Guess you know ... why are you so small?"

Merlin: "Why is everything so big here?"

GURW: "Huh?" * Stupid look * #I think he's crazy ... I've definitely been shrunk! # "Has an evil sorceress bewitched you?"

Merlin: "YES! She looked terrible!"

GURW: "Describe them to me."

Merlin: "Gladly ... No, actually reluctantly. I've never seen anything so horrible!She ... she ... had purple eyes and purple hair that was put on in weird buns! And ... she was wearing a pink and red something that she passed off as her 'witch student dress'! There was a nasty green lump with her that she called Mahorka! The sorceress called herself the miserable girl in the world, and then she waved her wand in the air! Your saying hit me and immediately everything here became so AWESOME! THE PEOPLE TOO! It was horrific ... Since then I've had to shrink everyone who comes here so that they don't crush me! "

GURW: "..." #That ... sounds like Dorémi ... Strange ... What is she doing here? Well, actually it doesn't matter. # "Say, why don't you just turn back? For a sorcerer like you that shouldn't be a problem!"

Merlin: "... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ..."

SILENCE

SILENCE

SILENCE

Merlin: "... Well ... ... ... to be honest ... ... ... that ... ... I never thought of it!"GURW: * fall to the ground * (the anime characters always do ... * g *) #Au, that hurts so much, that hurts so much, he’s so stupid ... #

Merlin: "Well, first of all I'll give you back your normal size, beings of black magic! Then I'll bring myself to normal size! HAHA! I AM THE GREATEST! And that occurred to me all alone!" * Muhahahaha !!! *

GURW: "Eh-he-he ..." # Never thought that Merlin was sooo extremely dumb ... * gulp * * gulp * o. OO.o Well, what the heck ... A few idiots have to be there too give...#

And while she's still thinking that, she's starting to grow. It gets bigger and bigger until it is finally as big again as it always is. Shortly afterwards, Merlin also appears in its original size. He is about to run away when GURW holds him by his cloak.

Merlin: "UAH! DEPARTURE FROM ME, EVIL SPIRIT!"

GURW: "We already had that. I don't want to harm you. Calm down. I just wanted to know if you could help me ..."Merlin: "As far as I'm concerned ..."

GURW: "GREAT! Well, I need a rock from Felsbrock Henge, but they have a protective seal ... Could you ...?"

Merlin: "But yes! Abracadabrasimsalabim, Lirumlarum spoon handle, one and one makes two, three is too much, HEX HEX !!!"

GURW: "..." * sweat * (Is it clear what is meant ???)

Merlin runs as fast as his old, rickety legs can carry him into the forest to hide from the 'EVIL SPIRIT'. GURW suspiciously reaches out a hand for a particularly beautiful stone from Felsbrock Henge.

GURW: "IT WORKS!" #The protective seal no longer rejects me! # * JAHUUU !!!!! * * froi and grin like a honey cake horse *

GURW grabs the stone and runs the 50 yards back to Albus Dumbledore. This time she even manages it in 299 minutes! (RECORD TIME !!! * yeah *)

When she arrives, she is puzzled: Albus Dumbledore is lying under a parasol, has made himself comfortable on a lounger, is sipping a cocktail with all the trimmings and has put on sunglasses!GURW: #Nanu? What's up with him? # * Discover the swimming pool and the cocktail bar and the music system and the artificial palm trees and the beach * #What now? How long has Albus Dumbledore been ... Wow, cool! A real party area! GEILO! # "Dumbledore! What's that supposed to mean? Why have you got everything ready for a party here?"

Dumbledore takes off his sunglasses and sits up. "Today my buddies from the motorcycle club come by, there is a lot of party!"

GURW: "..." * felt offended * #Albus Dumbledore? Have a party? Motorcycle club? Well, many people get cranky in old age ... You can't do anything about that ... # * shrug * "I brought your stone with me."

Dumbledore: "Wacky! Let grow over!"

GURW holds out her hand with the stone without a word. She is absolutely speechless ... Albus Dumbledore was talking like a teenager! What was wrong with him ???

Dumbledore throws the stone into the swimming pool, where it instantly dissolves with a hiss.GURW: "WAH! ARE YOU WRONG? I plowed like a madman for this stone and you ... AH!" * Hair or fur up *

Dumbledore: "Keep cool. And now this swimming pool is a kind of wishing well. Pass me uff!"

Dumbledore puts a cool head in the water and yells: "I WANT TO BE YOUNG AGAIN !!!"

HISS!

A young Dumbledore pokes his head out of the water.
Dumbledore: * YEEEEEHAAAA! * "Life extended again! Hey, GURW, come in and find out, girl! Make a wish and jump in!"

GURW: "Okay ..." * scratching his head * "As far as I'm concerned ..." # Like crazy ... # * put a head not even half as cool as Dumbledore into the water * "I WANT TO HAVE WINGS !!!"

HISS

GURW: "SUPERGEILOMATICO! I HAVE FLÜÜÜÜGEEEEEL !!!" * JAHUUU! * "How cool ..." #Now I can flutter up to GUJE! Fully crass...#

Dumbledore: "Hey, absolutely amazing, right?"

GURW: "Absolutely! Well, go then ma ... have something else up there in heaven! * G *"

Dumbledore: "Bye, baby, and if you feel like it, come back!If my buddies are still hanging out here it will be THE show of the millennium! "

GURW: "I'm still thinking about it ..." #Forget it, you fossil! # "Ha! THE AUTOGRAPHS!"

Dumbledore: "But sischa, sischa, yes, honey!"

GURW: # * gag * I don't want to be turned on by this prune ... #

GURW takes the two autographs from Albus Dumbledore and flies upstairs as fast as it can. Only then does it occur to her that she actually has zero bearings where the jet is gurgling ... AND THAT SHE FORGOT HER MCDONALDS BAG !!!

GURW: #ACH NOE !!! There's no such thing ... -. - I had SOOOO hatched a nice and AAABSOOOLUUUT love plan to annoy GUJE ... MY AMRE, EMPTY MCDONALDS BAG! I was SOOO on her stupid, weeping face when she checks that I haven't got anything to eat for her ... Menno ... XDXDXD LIKE UNGOOD !!! Well, okay, then I'll just fly WITHOUT a McDonalds bag ... That's boring then, what the heck ... -. - Uh ... # * hang your head * #Human!I don't know where to look for GUJE's jet! It can be EVERYWHERE !! Shit ... Now only a miracle can help me ... -.-.-.- #

#GUJE, HELP ME !!! #
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