Hi guys,
this is my first fanfic, I hope that I did everything right ... Sorry, please forgive me! I installed myself and my friends Anni and Miri! But I hope that my "Romeo and Juliet" spoof is reasonably good and I would be really happy about clerks! So, I hope you enjoy reading it! Your Nekogal

Play - Romeo and Juliet

11 people: Anni, Miri, Micha, Yoey, Tristan, Duke, Yugi, Thea, Seto, Mokuba, Luffy, Zorro Sanji, Nami
Play: Romeo & Juliet

Usopp: Okay, me and Chopper wrote the lyrics! * Give us the lyrics * So Yugi and Thea are the parents of Nami, who plays Julia ...

Sanji: * sweet eyes * I want to be Romeo !!!!!

Usopp: Uh, ne Seto is playing Romeo ...

Sanji: * Look angry at Usopp * ARG .... You will pay for that ....

Tristan: * Sanji holds back * Hey Sanji it's just a play!

Usopp: Go on, Seto plays whoever he doesn't want, Romeo.

Seto: * Grummel *

Usopp: Seto's parents play Tristan and Duke, sorry, but we don't have enough girls, so Tristan or Duke has to play a woman ...Tristan: You won't get me in a costume like that !!! Since Duke you take it. * Duke throw costume *

Duke: Uh! You can't get me in there !!!! * Throw back *

Lusop: Anyway, Bakura plays the brother Romeos, who dies at the hand of Juliet's brother. Julias, Nami's brother, plays Yoey,

Yoey: Yeah! I can kill Bakura !! * happy *

Bakura: Uh ... * puzzled to the laughing Yoey kuck *

Usopp: And there we come straight to Zorros and Miri's role, the two of them play the cousin and Thea's cousan and of course they try to persuade Nami ... But that's still to come! Micha plays Seto's cousin, who is the friend of the dying Bakura. Anni plays Nami's sister ..

Anni: Do I have to talk a lot?

Usopp: don't worry, you don't have much text! So and now only Mokuba, Luffy and Sanji are missing. Mokuba plays Seto's younger brother, Luffy is Kaiba's father's servant. And Sanji is Thea's second brother who wants to kill Seto after his brother dies.We're done with that!

Chopper: So now put on your costumes!

All: * moving * * stuff *

10 minutes later:

Tristan: * laughing * Ha, ha Yoey you look like shooting !!!

Yoey: * wears tight theatrical tights * Shut up Tristan, you don't look any better either. In addition, Bakura would have to wear something like that too !!!

Tristan: * has woman costume on * Well, let's see ...

Bakura: * Coming from the locker room * Unlucky Yoey, since I don't play that long, I can keep my normal pants on !! * to Tristan kuk * Haha, Tristan you look really good in women's clothes!

Micha: * Come on * Haha, that's right Bakura !! They both look really Indian !! * Wearing a beautiful dress * How do you like my Bakura costume ???

Bakura: * Costume looks * You look cool!

Micha: Yes? But you also look really great!

Miri: Come on Zorro, let's rehearse !! * Come to us with Zorro *

Zorro: * laughs * Yoey, Tristan how do you look ???

Tristan: Arg ... Duke where are you ???

Duke: * Come out of the locker room and wear a cool costume * Here I am!Anni: * Add to that * Duke you look cool !!!

Duke: You look cool too * marvel at Annis cool costume *

Anni: Right, we see, let's say almost all of them are cool!

Yoey: Can I do something for those stupid tights ??? * beleiding is *

Sanji, Luffy, Mokuba, Thea and Nami join them. (And laugh at Tristan too)

Usopp: So now everyone is here except Seto!

Seto: I'm here already! * Gold adorned costume on hat *

Chopper: everyone in your place! Scene 1!

Everyone: * bustling around * * take your seats *

On stage:

Thea, Yugi and Nami stand in front of the scenes:

Nami: Mother, father understands! I love Seto! You're welcome

Yugi: My daughter, we love you more than anything. But we cannot tolerate the relationship between you and Seto!

Nami: But please understand !! .....

Thea: There is nothing to understand! We have been enemies with this family for decades!

Nami: * howl * but ... but * sniff *

Yugi: Thea, go to your room and think about it !!You will give up on him !!

Nami: You can't stop me !!! * run behind the curtain *

Thea: You have to forget him! He is unworthy!

Yugi: Right, it comes from this disgusting family!

Curtain closes, new scene in Nami's room:

Nami: sister! I hate mom and dad !! You will not tolerate my love for Seto!

Anni: Sister, do not despair! I am always with you! * Take Nami in your arms *

Nami: Oh sister ... why, why only .....

*Knock Knock*

Anni: That came from the window!

Nami: * Go to the window and open * Hello?

Seto (harsh): Hello, my beloved.

Usopp: * In between shout * Oh man Seto !! This is a love scene !! So do it right !!!

Seto: All right! Hello my beloved, I missed you my ..... my .... Schnurzelchen ??? Usopp, what's the point ???

Usopp: * Call in between * We have changed the text a little! And now go on!

Seto: Fine, fine! My Schnurzelchen, without you my life is worthless!

Nami: * throw yourself into Seto's arms * Oh dear!Our parents are against our love!

Seto: Everything will be fine!

Anni: Nami, our father is coming. What do we do now?

Seto: Where can I hide ???

Nami: In the closet !!! * Throw Seto in the closet quickly *

Seto: Argh ... Hey not so rude!

Nami: Shut up lover! * Closet door closes *

The door flies open and Thea and Yugi enter.

Yugi: I heard a man's voice, was this Seto here ???

Anni: What a man's voice? No, there is no man here!

Thea: It actually doesn't look like it!

From the closet: Aaaarg .... What's that ????

Yugi: * goes to the closet * Read me to the closet Nami!

Nami: No!

Yugi: * opens the closet and Seto sees between the underwear * What are you doing ???

Thea: You lecher !!!!! * Seto a fried *

Seto: * half unconscious from Thea's blow * W..What ???

Usopp: Hey, that's not in the script !!!!

Seto: * has recovered * I will come again my beloved!

Seto jumps out of the window, lands on the street and runs behind the curtains.Yugi: Anni, Nami !! You are under house arrest!

Thea (mumbling): Well, I wouldn't have expected that from Seto ...

Curtain closes and opens in Seto's family home.

Seto: * storms in *

Tristan (high voice): Where were you my son?

Usopp: Tristan! You play a woman, no gay clearly ????

Tristan: Yes, yes is good ... Were you something with this Nami ???

Duke: * be angry * what? You were with this family ??? I do not tolerate that!

Bakura: * come in * what is it? I heard about this warring family?

Micha: * come in too * What about this family?

Duke: Seto is meeting this Nami! Seto, you'll never do that again, okay ???

Seto: No, you can't stop my love, * run behind the curtains * (whisper: My God, how greasy ...)

Tristan: Seto is determined, but he'll have to forget her !!! * Trip over the dress and fall on the nose * Aaarg ...

Duke: * secretly laughs * Come on my wife, I'll help you up. * Tristan up helps *Tristan (angry): Thank you !! * Drag Duke behind the picture and give him a skin *

The light on the stage gets a little darker.

Bakura: Oh Micha, what will become of this family?

Micha: I don't know, Seto won't give up, but neither will his parents. If nothing is divorced, they will also quarrel.

Bakura: Yes, and it's just this Nami who trains * gets angry *

Micha: Yes, but Bakura promise me. Don't do anything rash now!

Bakura: * Take Micha in your arms * No, I promise you ...

* Bang * A headlight falls down. Bakura and Micha can still jump aside.

Micha: Usopp, do you want to kill us ???

Usopp: That was not planned .....

Bakura: * rigid before Schrek * Uh .....

The curtains close. When they open again, you can see Seto's room.

Mokuba: Brother, why do you keep going to Nami? You know that the families are enemies!

Seto: I love Nami! She is my one and only. I can't give it up! * sits down on a chair *Mokuba: * sit next to it * Oh brother, whom you love so much ...

Luffy: * pulls open the door * hello! I deliver a message from your father. He says if you don't forget Nami, he'll ask Yoey to kill her! So Seto think about it !! * Door closes again *

Seto: Wait! * Tears out the door again and takes Luffy, who was just eating, by the collar * Tell my father who he does that, I'll kill him!

Luffy: * swallows * well, I'll do it ... * door closes again *

Mokuba: brother! For her, for her, would you kill Duke ???

Seto: Well, his game store takes away a whole chunk of my sales ... hehe ..

Yoey (from the background): Man, oh man, Kaiba walks over corpses for money ...

Yugi (also from the background): Pssst ... Shut up Yoey!

Usopp: Quiet back there! And Seto, that's not your text !!!!

Seto: It's fine ... Yes, brother! Who he wants to kill my lover ... * go behind the curtain wall *

Mokuba (says in the silence): Oh please God, don't let it get that far!The curtain closes and when it rises you can see Nami's room.

Miri: Please Nami, stop us! This Seto is the wrong guy!

Zorro: * hits the table * Yes, he is not the right one for you!

Nami: Zorro, Miri, I really like you guys but .....

Miri: Forget Seto! He is not worth it!

Zorro: He's just using you! Take a look at him! Miri and I love un ... uh what ????? * gets angry * Usopp what did you write in the text ???

Usopp: * act innocently * You are playing lovers, I thought .....

Miri: I was told that I was Nami's cousin!

Usopp: Yes, and Zorro is the cousin .... I thought that was obvious .....

Zorro (mumbles): Hard to believe .. well, let's keep playing ...

Miri: Nami, I'll tell you one last time, forget him!

Nami: No, I love him so much ... You don't stop me!

Zorro: * Miri pulls behind the curtain * Come on, she is blind with love!

Nami: Why ... why only?

A stone flies through the window and breaks it into pieces.Seto: Uuuupssss .....

Usopp: Seto, you broke the window instead of throwing a stone at it !!!

Seto: Oh let me down !!

Nami: * goes to the window and sees Seto in the street * Oh Seto!

Seto: Nami, I still love you like the first day !!!