Nami: Oh Seto, I love you too !!!! Seto, my beloved!

Seto: Nami, we won't be able to see each other that often soon! I am so sorry!

Nami: I feel the same way, oh Seto !!

Yoey: * come on the street * here you bastard !!

Nami (desperate): Yoey please, brother, let Seto go !!!

Yoey: No !! He will die!!!!

Nami: NO !!!!!

Bakura: * come and stand in front of Seto * You will fight me, Yoey!

Seto: Bakura, what?

Bakura: * pulls his sword * run away Seto, he won't get you that easy!

Seto runs behind the curtains.

Yoey (snooty): You wanna fight me ???

Bakura (surprised): Uh .. well who you ask Duel Monsters I would rather .....

Yoey: Yeah! Fine so get your cards out!Usopp: No, No !! Use the swords !!!!

Yoey: Yeah, yeah well ....

Bakura: * draws sword again * I fight for my family!

Yoey: Oh yeah? When I'm done with you, it's Seto's turn! * nasty laughs *

Nami: No, stop it!

Yoey rushes towards Bakura and the swords of the two meet, the two fight a tough battle.

Yoey: Now it's your turn !!!! Haha!!! (Pretending to bang Bakura in the chest)

Bakura: Aaarrrggg ..... * sink to the floor * D ... you ... d ... dirty bastard !!!!

Yoey: ha, ha, ha, ha, ha ..... * laughs out loud and disappears behind the curtains. *

Micha: * comes running * No Bakura !!!!!

Bakura: * lying on the street * M ... Micha .....

Micha (desperate): * Bakura's head lies on her lap * Bakura, please don't die !! Sanji is coming and ...

Bakura (powerless voice): E..it's too late .... I'm going to die .... * closes my eyes *

Micha: NO .... BAKURA !!!!

Bakura: Farewell ... * stop breathing *

Micha (screams): NO !!!!! BAKURA !!!!!* howl *

Sanji: * comes running * What is it ?? Oh no!!!! Bakura !!!

Micha: He ... he's dead ... * sniff *

Sanji: Who was that? * trembles with anger *

Micha: Yoey ... * get up *

Sanji: * Pick up Bakura * Come on Micha, Yoey will pay for that .....

Micha: * Goes off stage with Sanji. *

Curtain closes. backstage:

Bakura: * takes a deep breath * Couldn't you have hurried? I couldn't hold my breath much longer !!
Micha: Well, the text is so long ..... But everything went well ...
Sanji: Yeah, but Bakura ... you're pretty heavy !!!

The curtain rises again, this time Seto's room can be seen again.

Sanji storms in with the dead Bakura in his arms.

Sanji: Seto, see what Yoey did!

Seto: W..what about Bakura ??

Micha (crying): He's dead !!!

Seto: No !! That must not be!!!!!

Sanji (angry): Yes, I'll kill Yoey !!! * Lay Bakura on the sofa *

Duke (behind the curtain): Can they just put a corpse on the sofa ???Usopp: Shut up, Duke, this has its roots !!

Seto: * get up * I need to talk to Nami !!!

Sanji: I'll go with you!

Seto: No! I will go to her alone !! The dead of Bakura is unforgivable, but if she sees you everything will get worse! * Disappears behind the curtain *

Sanji: I'll go anyway !!! Even if Seto doesn't want it! * Also goes behind the curtain.

Micha: * buries her face in her hands * oh Bakura .... * howl * .....

The curtain closes, then it rises again in Nami's room.

Nami: Oh no Yoey ... what did you do ????

Anni: * come in * Nami, I've seen everything! Yoey killed him .....

Nami: Anni, I don't want more people to die because of me!

Anni: But Nami, you don't have a shoulder!

Nami: I ... I'll take this poison! * hold up a bottle *

Anni: No, Nami that is not a solution !!!

Nami: I have to do it !! * starts to howl *

Anni: Nami, here take this sleeping pill! Take it instead of the poison, everyone will think you're dead and make peace!Forget the poison! * Holds out sleeping pills *

Nami: Hey isn't that Quoo ??? The sweet stuff, in the little bottles, with the little blue cattle as advertising ??

Usopp: Argh ... Don't worry, we've swapped the contents !! Keep talking !!!

Nami: Well I'll do it that way! * snüf * * take sleeping pills *

You hear arguments.

Nami: what is it? * look outside *

Sanji, Duke and Tristan stand there arguing with Yugi, Thea, Miri, Zorro and Yoey.

Yoey: No Duke !! If I tell you, Sayaman's movie will be out on November 23rd. out!!!!

Duke: He's coming on November 14th. out Yoey !!!! You have no idea!!!!

Usopp: Seriously, you hollowheads argue!

Nami: I have to reason with you !!! * runs out *

Anni: Wait! * also runs out *

The curtain closes and shows the street in front of Nami's house when it opens.
The families quarrel bitterly.

Nami (desperate): Please stop !!!!

Yoey: No, these villains are their own fault !!!

Sanji: What you killer !!!!You have Bakura on your conscience !!!!

Zorro: Shut up !!!! Same killer !!

Nami: * run away * you don't understand !!!

Miri: Nami, wait! * runs after her *

The families continue to argue and the curtain closes. When it rises again, you can see Nami standing in front of a bridge.

Nami: I'll take the sleeping pill !! * opens the bottle and drinks the contents *

Yoey (backstage): Hey isn't that whiskey ???

Usopp: It doesn't matter, we had nothing else!

Nami falls to the floor. A few seconds later, Seto comes and walks over to her.

Duke: Well, never underestimate the effects of whiskey ...

Usopp: Psssst !!!!

Seto (desperate): Nami what is Nami ??? * Discovered bottle * did you take poison ???
I will also go from this world ... * holding the sword to his chest *

Miri: * comes running * stop! Don't do this !!

Seto (desperate): Why not? She is dead!

Miri: No, Anni told me everything! Nami only took a sleeping pill!Seto (relieved): Yes? Is she not dead? Thank God!! * Sword stuck away *

Nami: * wakes up * Seto, are you here?

Seto: Yes, and now nothing will separate us anymore !!! (whispering): Hey Usopp, did that have to be so cheesy ???

Tristan (backstage): Hey, don't Seto and Nami have to die ??

Usopp: Yes, actually. But * snüf * that was too hard ... Chopper and I rewrote the piece!

Everyone except Seto, Nami and Miri: * come rushed *

Thea (desperate): Nami, we'll get along, but don't take the poison !!

Nami: No, I won't take the poison !! But you really get along ????

Tristan: Yes, we do! Our children are more important to us!

Duke (whisper): Yes, yes Tristan your motherly love is really huge! * giggle *

Tristan (back whisper): * Duke skin * very funny .....

Usopp: Hey, the piece is not over yet !!!! Speak your text !!!!

Duke: Yeah, yeah is good ...

Sanji (a little angry): But Yoey, you killed Bakura ..... I'll never forget that !!!At this moment Micha comes into the picture with Bakura.

Everyone: Bakura, are you alive ???

Miri: How is that possible? Yoey killed you!

Micha (overjoyed): Yoey just brushed against Bakura! He lives !!!

Yoey (ironically whisper): What a coincidence ..... yes yes ...

Sanji, Mokuba and Seto (happy): Brother !!!

Yugi: Let's have a party !!!!

Luffy: Yeah, let's take the gondola back !!!

All: * climb in gondola *

The gondola starts moving.

Usopp: And so they lived happily ever after ...

All: UAAAAHHH .... * splash * .... * fall into the water *

Bakura: The gondola fell over !!!! * like the others soaking wet *

Thea (angry): Who was that ???? Yoey !!!!!

Yoey: Uh people, I didn't swing the gondola! * stupid grin *

Everyone: Oh man Yoey !!!

Usopp: Hey that wasn't his text again !!!!! So they lived happily ever after!

The curtain closes.

Backstage:
Duke: It was cool, wasn't it?
Miri: Yes, whom we wouldn't have got soaked in the end .....
Yoey: uh ... hey don't take this seriously ... * bad *Anni: Let's do that more often, okay?
Everyone (except Kaiba): Yes !!!!