Play: Snow White

This is a slightly different variant of the play Snow White

Snow White: Kagome (I guess that's clear)
Witch's Daughter: Sango
Prince: Inu Yasha (Inu) (who would have thought?)
2nd prince: Miroku (of course)
Witch: Kikyou (she's made for the role)
Knight: Naraku (this will be something)
Mother of Snow White: Kagura (is strange, but has to be)
7 dwarfs: Rin, Sesshomaru (Sessi), Jaken, Shippo, Kanna, Kouga and Kohaku (aren't all dwarfs, but they have to play something)

Scriptwriters & Directors: Kaede & Souta

Kaede: So now the roles will be assigned.
All: * stand up and wait eagerly *
Souta: Snow White plays my sister Kagome, but didn't ask me why.
Kagome: * Souta ne head nut *
Souta: Ouch! * Bump rubs *
Kaede: The right prince is Inu.
Inu: Yippie. * fly out *
Kouga: Why that? * protested *
Souta: He's made for it. * nasty grin *
Inu and Kagome: What is he up to?* think *
Kouga: * almost crying * I'll show you * Inu attacks *
Inu: * evades * next to it.
Kagome: Stop arguing, I want to finally start practicing. *Scream*
Kouga and Inu: * frightened * Yes.
Kaede: The 2nd princess plays Sango.
Shippo: Like other princess?
Souta: We have rewritten the book a bit.
Shippo: Oh.
Souta: The 2nd prince is ..... Miroku.
Miroku: * jump for joy in the triangle *
Sango: THE !!!!! * think *
Kaede: The witch plays Kikyou.
Kikyou: ME !!!!! *Scream*
Kagome: She's playing?
Souta: Yes, we didn't have anyone else for the role and besides, she's made for the role.
Kagome: Yeah, you're right.
Kikyou. * gets angry * I'm not! *Scream*
Souta: The best is yet to come.
All: And that would be?
Souta: The knight who lets Snow White live is played by ..... Naraku.
All: WHAT?
Souta_ Naraku, are you deaf?
Everyone: No, why Naraku?
Souta: I don't know.
Naraku: Where did I end up here?
Kaede: In a play and now be quiet.Naraku: * puts in a corner offended *
Kaede: Snow White's mother is Kagura.
Kagura: ME! * scream * You give me such a short role! * screech *
Souta: * Kagura ignored * The seven dwarfs are then: Rin, Sessi, Jaken, Shippo, Kanna, Kouga and Kohaku.
Sessi: My name is not Sessi.
Inu: Oh come on, Sessi.
Sessi: Stop that. *Scream*
Inu: Why then, Sessi?
Sessi: * Inu wants to attack *
Inu: * get ready to fight with Sessi * Come on, Sessi.
Kagome: * Inu and Sessi fry one over with a hammer * Stop arguing.
Kaede: Then we can start, move around.
All: * go to change *
Inu and Sessi: What kind of costume is that?
Souta: This is your costume for the piece.
Inu and Sessi: I won't take part.
Souta: You have a contract. * nasty grin *
Inu and Sessi: But so much dirt too.
Kagome: * has a nice dress on * I think you look good Inu.
Inu: You look even better, Kagome. * happy * * get a little red *
Kagome: * blush * D ..... thanks.Kaede: We're starting.
All stand up.
The curtain goes up and it shows a house with Kagura sitting and knitting on the terrace.
Kagura: If only I had a child whose skin was as white as snow, whose hair was as black as wood and whose lips were as red as blood.
The curtain closes again, when he opens again you can see Kagura with a doll in her arms, then the curtain closes again. The curtain opens again and you can see Kikyou in front of a mirror.
Kikyou. Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful in the whole country?
Mirror: .....
Kikyou: Um ..... mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful in the whole country?
Mirror:.....
Kikyou: Who actually plays the mirror?
Kaede and Souta: * look at each other * Um ..... you still play it.
Kikyou: Never in my life.
Souta: You have a contract.
Kikyou: But shit dirt too. *marble*
Kikyou: Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the most beautiful in the whole country? * with a twisted voice: * You my queen, you are the most beautiful in the whole country, but Snow White is a thousand times more beautiful than you.* in a normal voice: * WHAT !!! *Scream*
Kagome: * stands backstage * I hope so too.
Souta: Kagome be calm.
Kikyou: You are never more beautiful than me in life.
Kagome: You're no longer alive either. * arrogant sounding *
Kikyou: Well, that's just a saying. * angry is *
Kaede: Before I kill you, we should go ahead.
The curtain closes and when it opens again you can see the witch and the knight.
Kikyou: I want you to go deep into the forest with Kagome, there you kill her and give me her heart as proof and you can keep the shards of jewels.
Kagome: You won't get it. * scream from background *
Kaede: That doesn't belong to the text and you Kagome be quiet.
Naraku: Fine, I will. * grins nasty *
The curtain closes, after a while it opens again and you can see Kagome and Naraku.
Naraku: I have to kill you.
Kagome: What!
Naraku: * stretches to beat Kagome *
Inu Yasha: * jumps out from behind the stage and hits Naraku with Tessaiga * Leave Kagome alone.Kagome: Inuyasha. * confused is * He really wanted to kill me. * think *
Naraku: Do you really want to fight, you pathetic Hanyou.
Inuyasha: * get angry * You are a hanyou yourself. *Scream*
Naraku: * get angry too * say that again. *Scream*
Inu Yasha: * a light goes on * Hanyou, Hanyou, Hanyou ..... * scream *
Naraku: * almost bursting with anger *
Miroku: * comes out from behind the stage with the others * So this is Naraku's weak point.
Sango: Inu should be careful.
Kikyou: Why is Inu only protecting these Kagome, then I have to take it in hand. * Bow and arrow spun *
Kouga. * stares at Kikyou * What are you doing?
Kikyou: I'll kill Kagome.
Kouga: What !!!! * Kikyou takes away the bow and arrow * You can bend that.
Kikyou: * offended *
Kaede: That won't work. We pick up where the dwarfs find Snow White.
The curtain goes up and you see Kagome wandering through the forest, she comes to the house and the dwarfs find her.
Kaede: The next scene.Kagome: Why do I have to bathe in the hot springs?
Souta: That's what Miroku suggested and I think it's really good.
Kagome: * look angry at Miroku * Miroku.
Miroku: Hey, hey ..... * get out of the dust *
Kaede: Can we start then.
Kagome: * bathe in a hot spring and sing *
Inuyasha: * is near the hot spring and hears Kagome singing * * follows the singing *
Kagome: I'll show it to Miroku. * think *
Inu Yasha: * Kagome sees bathing * * stares at Kagome * * can't take his eyes off her *
Kagome: * Inu discovered * Ah ..! *Scream*
Inu: * scared *
Kagome: * walks out of hot spring and ties a towel on * Who are you?
Inu: Do you have memory loss now?
Kagome: Stick to the script.
Inu: Shit, we're playing a piece.
Kagome: Also noted.
Inu: * pulls out the script * Ah .... I am a prince and you, you are ..... the cutest woman in the world? What kind of fucking script is that?
Souta: That doesn't give a shit, that's cool.
Kaede: Yes, that's exactly COOL.* starts dancing wildly *
Everyone: She's crazy. * think *
Kaede: * notices that they are all staring * * cough * * ashamed * Then let's go on. * sits down again *
Inu: Become my wife. * think * >>> ---- What a shit, as if I would marry her.
Kagome: Why do you want to marry me?
Inu: You are the most beautiful woman in the whole world and I fell in love with you, my love.
Kagome: Oh ..... I don't know, I don't have a house and I'm bad at ..... cooking? Souta, what's that supposed to mean?
Souta: That's right, you can't cook.
Kagome: * gets angry * But you don't have to write that into the script. *Scream*
Souta: Just play your part.
Kagome: well, let's move on. But I, I can't cook.
Inu: It doesn't matter, as long as you can warm up my instant noodles.
Kagome: If so, then I'll be your wife.
Inu: Come with me to my castle.
Kagome: Oh yes, my dearest.
Inu: * fetch a horse *
Kagome: * gets on the horse with the help of Inu *They rode to the prince's castle and got married. The wicked witch was thrown from the throne and now ruled her daughter, who also married. Her daughter ruled with a lot of heart, the 7 dwarfs were also present at the festival.

So I hope you enjoyed it. Well, I forgot about Sango and Miroku, but they were there in the end. The 7 dwarfs didn't make a big entrance either, but what does that matter? Oh yes, I don't know if someone would behave like that, but anything is possible at Inu Yasha & Co. * grin *

Bye Kagomelein

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