course, I'm not like that. "Goku grinned.


"I'm warning you! Don't make fun of me! On our home planet you would have been liquidated for ridiculing a Sayajin prince!" Vegeta growled, his expression darkening.


"It's okay, it's okay, Your Highness, sorry!" Son -Goku tried to appease him.


Vegeta growled gruffly, but then he gave himself a jerk and began to talk.


"My stomach sometimes feels like thousands of ants are crawling around in it! Then every now and then I have hot flashes that go to my head and then all of a sudden I feel cold again! My heart starts to run like crazy and me." my knees get weak! And some nights I can't sleep! It's maddening! And these aren't symptoms of exhaustion from my training, that's for sure! "




"Aaaah, spring fever!" suddenly called a melodious, deep voice.

“What?” Vegeta whirled around and stared at the broad-shouldered, cocky man blankly and aggressively. "What the fuck? -Where are you coming from all of a sudden?"


"Don't panic, Vegeta! It's just my father-in-law. Gyuu Maoo, the beef devil! -When did you arrive?"


"Hello, Son-Goku! I just got here! -You have a visitor?"


"Uh, yes. An old friend. His name is Vegeta!"


Aha, so you are that Vegeta. Son Goku told me about you. Sorry for overhearing your conversation, but I think I know what's wrong with you. "


"What?"


"All of these symptoms are caused by hormones in your body!"


"Hormo-what?"


"These are substances in your body. This is particularly evident now in spring. And that means: The boy here has a big crush!" grinned Gyuu Maoo.


“Have a big crush?” Son-Goku looked at his father-in-law in horror. In his mind he pictured Bulma and Vegeta vividly jumping hand in hand over a green meadow and looking at each other in love (if Vegeta was capable of such a look at all)

"Grrrzzz! Terrible thought !!" he said softly to himself and made a horrified grimace. He quickly shook off this idea.


"What kind of weird word is that?" Vegeta growled sullenly, who couldn't relate to the term Gyuu Maoo. Such words probably didn't even exist in his Sayajin jargon.


"It means that you like someone very much, that you love them, that you have feelings for them!" continued Chichi's father.


"Haha, that's the joke of the century! Vegeta and being in love! He doesn't even know what it is!" thought Goku. He had to pull himself together not to laugh out loud.


"This is complete nonsense!" Vegeta exploded. "Kakarott, tell your father-in-law not to mortgage such garbage, but to speak plain text!"


"Oh dear, the boy really has no idea! All right, again to take notes! These symptoms that Du Son-Goku described are so typical and only allow one conclusion.It is a completely natural process and can affect any living being, even you! And it's not a disease, it's one of life's greatest miracles! You only feel these unpleasant feelings in one person, don't you? "


"Grrmmpf! Right!"


"Is she female?"


"Is she!" Vegeta growled and nodded.


"And did you notice anything special about this person? Has she paid you more attention lately?"


"She's always bothering me! As annoying as a bag of mosquitos!"


"Have you noticed any other unusual behavior? Does she smile at you often or is she always looking for your closeness?"


"Nope! It's just annoying!" Vegeta growled. But then he remembered how worried Bulma was for him when he had injured himself so badly during training. She had not left his side, had taken care of him and cared for him.


"Well ... she was always around when I was feeling really bad!She didn't want my side anymore! I didn't want it, but she stayed! "


"Aha! That is an unmistakable sign!"


"For what?"


"That you mean something to her too. She finds you interesting and likes you."


"Hah! Like me! No being in the whole universe likes me! I'm a Sayajin! Either you fear or you hate me! Because I bring death and destruction!" Vegeta growled. "And I want to be feared, not loved!"


"Apparently not everyone hates or fears you."


"Is it possible to get rid of these disturbing phenomena again?" Vegeta growled.


"If it got you right, hardly. As I said, your hormones control the whole thing, but above all your heart. And you can't just switch it off! It happens instinctively! If you suppress it with force, you will only suffer from it ! "


"I have to! It hurts my training! I almost broke my ankle recently because of that shit!"-OK! I want to know everything about this love stuff! Above all, how to get rid of it! "


The beef devil shook his head with a sigh. This guy was incorrigible. You could tell that he was out of this world.


"Oh man, Vegeta is beginning to feel something for Bulma and she too ... whether that's going well? Apparently, because I met your descendant from the future ..." thought Son-Goku and scratched his left hand Ear. "Unfortunately it has to work out between you, otherwise Trunks will never be born ..."


"When eyes and two souls meet ... does that mean something to you, Kakarott?" Vegeta turned to Goku.


Goku thought for a moment, then shrugged and shook his head.


"What does it mean?" asked Gyuu Maoo.


"I still got that from my father. When eyes and two souls find each other, then the time has come to ensure that our people have a future."


"Oh-I see! A very wise saying!It simply means that when two people meet, they should also think of a new generation, that is, of offspring. And your eyes and your soul have probably struck gold ... And now there are two options: Either she only wants a superficial relationship with you or there is more to it. And that means a more intense bond, from which children often emerge. And after what you've said, the other partner seems to be very serious. And how about you?"


"With us Sayajins, procreation only serves a practical purpose, it has nothing to do with love or whatever! We warriors have no place for that! We think practical!" Vegeta called in a hard voice. "And I don't think in the slightest about doing something like that! I will certainly not bind to a person like you, Kakarott!"


"Because you can't and don't know how to do it." Goku thought with a slight grin. "And because you think you are something better than people!"

"One can really tell that you are only a second-class Sayajin, Kakarott! Where others have your wits and your cunning, you only have straw in your pear!" Vegeta growled. "You would get involved with any lower creature if you liked it! You lack the true pride of the Sayajins!"


"That's just what you say! You are so proud that you have no idea how to treat a woman and you are blind to the true miracles that exist in this universe!" countered Goku offended. "For you there is only you!"


"Hah! Do you think you know better?" yelled Vegeta.


"Don't fight, you two! I had to explain some things to Goku before his wedding with Chichi, so from man to man! And I think now it is time for the two of us to talk too, Vegeta. In private!" Gyuu Maoo explained and got up. Then he walked towards the forest and motioned Vegeta to follow him.


"Come on, go on! My father-in-law knows all about such things!" Goku nodded and smiled encouragingly at him.

Vegeta gave him a scornful look and then joined Chichi's father.




For a long time they both walked side by side in silence. Then Gyuu Maoo spoke.


"Have the other sayajin never explained to you how it works with you between men and women?" asked he.


"No! All my life so far I've only been trained on one thing: To fight and subjugate! We were always on the move! There was never time for other things! Especially not under Freezer's command!" replied Vegeta angrily.


"That's a shame. Son-Goku had no idea either, after all, he left his homeworld as a baby. But there are - sorry - there were certainly families with you too."


"There were family clans. In the Sayajin upper class. The descendants of the warriors of the lower classes came after their birth in so-called horts, where they were looked after until they were sent to other planets in space capsules! Like Kakarott!This is the fate of the lower class warriors! "


"What? You left the little ones to their own devices? They grew up without their parents? That's terrible!"


"There was no time for family ties for warriors of the lower classes! They were constantly needed for missions! That is why the nurseries took over the upbringing of the children! Those who did not leave my home world in capsules came into the as soon as they were out of infancy Barracks for combat training, they usually spent their whole life there! As I said, reproduction has only a practical purpose with us, with Sayajins there are hardly any fixed ties! "


"You dear time! Now I understand! Most of you grew up without a parental or other reference person! No wonder that you are so combative! You will be trained on it from childhood!"


"Fighting is in our blood Sayajins!" Vegeta smiled coldly.


"For us humans, bonds are an important part of our lives!Without a family or a caregiver who is there for a child, the behavior and character of a child cannot develop properly! And these children usually get on the wrong track as adults! They do evil because they can't help it! "


"Our descendants learn to be strong and inflexible through this hard school of life! - As the son of the king, I still had it much better. We children of the upper class warriors spent the first years of life mostly with our own parents in family clans. I with my father Until Freezer then lured me onto his ship and he threatened to kill my father if