Translation
Fanfic: Was für ein Tag
Chapter: What a day
What a day
When Son Goku woke up that morning, he was already like that
a strange feeling in the stomach. He got out of bed
and first went into the shower. He turned on the tap.
Chichi, who was standing in the kitchen, suddenly heard a scream
which sounded like an animal that had been shot. She ran into the bathroom
and saw Son Goku standing trembling in the shower. "What is it
Come on? "" Kkkkkk cold! "" But Son Goku, I got you yesterday
said that the shower is broken. Do you have that again?
to forget?"
When Son Goku finally saw it at the breakfast table, he was fine
much better. He had forgotten the shower shock immediately
when Chichi put a tray with a lid in front of his nose.
“Here's your breakfast, darling.” Son Goku tore greedily
the lid of the tray. Then there was a rattle, a groan
and a bang. Son Goku had passed out from his chair.
There was an apple and a diet granola bar on the tray.
Chichi helped him back on his feet. "Come on, ask
don't look at you like that. A little diet can't harm you.
You eat everything into you like a wild one. And also is
healthy food is important. "But Son Goku didn't hear her
more to. He had passed out again after the word diet.
An hour later, Son Goku snuck into the kitchen. When he was straight
wanted to open the refrigerator, Chichi came into the kitchen.
"I'm going shopping now. And don't you go to the fridge.
I know exactly what's inside.
With these words she disappeared from the kitchen.
"Damn it, if I don't get something to bite right away, I'll be dead
around! “His 'breakfast' was still on the table. But
better than starve. "So he ate the apple and the bar and
then went into the living room and lay down on the couch.2 minutes
his stomach answered rather loudly. "If we don't
would have lived far in the country, I probably would now
a complaint about noise nuisance around the neck. "
A short time later, Chichi came home. "I met Bulma.
She gave me this for you. "Son Goku opened the package and felt another fainting approach. The package was full of those disgusting granola bars.
"Chichi, I'm going to town for a while. Will you give me some money?" "What for?" "Oh, uh, I uh, wanted the new one
Get `Kung-Fu Today`. "" Yes, of course, and I'm the Federal Chancellor.
You wanted to go to the bakery on the corner and stuff yourself with that unhealthy stuff again. "
So Son Goku went to Kuririn. "Hey old friend. Do you have something to eat for me?" "What kind of greeting is that? But there is nothing. Chichi called me earlier and told me that you are on a diet.By the way, she called everyone else too.
You must go hungry for better or worse. "A screeching like that of a little girl came from Son Goku's neck. He fell on his knees in front of Kuririn and began to beg. But Kuririn did not let himself be softened. So Son Goku dragged himself home. When he came through the door he took it Chichi in your arms. "Oh no my dear. You thought so, but not with me. You can't sneak a feeding orgy on the tour. "So Son Goku retired to the couch. He could have howled." WHAT HAVE I DONE SO BAD THAT YOU DO SOMETHING TO ME?!? "" Well, take a look at the calendar, my darling. Do you know what kind of day is today? "" No, what that? World hunger day? "" NO YOU IDIOT, OUR WEDDING DAY! YOU FORGOT IT AGAIN! "" Oh. But I haven't forgotten him at all. Well, yes. After the shock in the shower, I forgot. But I have a present for you " "Really? Oh my darling What is it?What is it? "" Now don't be so excited. Yesterday I ordered a table in the most beautiful restaurant in town. I wanted to take you out to eat.
Fin