Me, you and the two of us


^ Palace of God ^


Trunks was pausing when the door opened. A girl came in with a small blue and silver backpack over her shoulder. "Hi, I'm Shika, God said I should train with you. Which bed do you sleep on?" Without waiting for an answer, she threw her backpack on the left bed and herself on an armchair. Though muscular, she moved with the grace and suppleness of a big cat. She had bright red hair that protruded wildly and a tail ;-). "Uh hello, I'm Trunks, nice to meet you!" stammered Trunks completely taken aback. He could just pull himself together. Shika (Japanese: deer) smiled: “I'm happy too!” The door opened again and God stood in the door. "I'm sorry I didn't warn you so you could tidy up!" Three pairs of eyes glided over sweaty workout clothes, shoes, books ...! Trunks turned red. But Shika grinned: "I'm used to mess.My roommate Neko wasn't exactly a decent person! "Trunks suddenly noticed that Shika was really damn pretty. God turned to Trunks:" I hope you don't mind training with a girl !? "Trunks hurriedly shook his head and God left the room with the words:" I'll be on earth for a moment! "He grinned mischievously. Shika stood up and turned to Trunks. She looked at him. The words she said actually just wanted to say, had disappeared from her head, only purple hair and blue eyes were to be found in it. Suddenly the door was torn open again and Goten stood in the door frame. "Hello Trunks, can I train with you? God wasn't there and ...! Who is this???? "Son -Goten noticed Shika, who was still standing in the middle of the room." This is Shika, my new ...! "Goten, however, understood" my new one "and went crazy." Trunks, what are you thinking of? We think you train hard here and what are you doing?You have fun with some kind of bitch who ...! "He didn't get any further; Shika had shot behind him in a flash and turned his arm behind him." Hey, what's that supposed to mean? Let me go! "" Only when you take the slut back! "Son Goten tried to free himself, but Shika had his tail ;-) trapped and Goten's strength quickly waned. He looked at Trunks for help, but he grinned and shrugged his shoulders." You know what happens when you do annoys a sayajin. This is obviously no different with female sayajins! "" Die, a Sayajin ??? "" Yahhhaaaa, exactly that, a Sayajin! "Grinned Trunks, the grin meanwhile reached from one ear to the other." Don't you see her tail ;-)? "Shika let go of Goten and he got behind Trunks to safety. From there he took a closer look at the girl and then actually came to the conclusion that she was clearly a Sayajin. While Trunks slowly got sore muscles in his cheek muscles (from the many grins), Goten couldn't keep his mouth shut.Shika had to laugh, the Sayajin somehow reminded her of a goldfish in an aquarium. She walked towards the training room and before she disappeared into it, she couldn't help throwing a ball of paper (don't ask where it came from) into Goten's open mouth. Goten accidentally swallowed it and although it was really small he started to choke. Even before he had removed it with Trunks' help, Trunks floated towards the ceiling. Son Goten didn't think that was great, he was suffocating here and his best buddy had nothing better to do than to float. Just as he was about to complain to Trunks, a strange force also lifted him into the air. Shika sat in the training room and meditated. With her hands together, she sat on the floor and concentrated on Son Goten and Trunks. When she heard loud protest from the living area, a smile flickered over her lips. It had finally worked. But then she briefly lost her concentration and a loud "plop" followed by an "AUA" could be heard.She jumped to her feet and rushed out of the training room. “Did it work?” Goten and Trunks sat on the floor and rubbed their buttocks. Goten looked at her questioningly and Trunks said: "What should have worked? Did you let us float?" "Yeah, I did it. Now Neko has lost her bet! Oh, that's great! Now she has to clean up and ...! Oh shit, she's not there! "The laugh left her pretty face.


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"And I've already told you a thousand times not to take cereal bars with you in your trouser pockets, this is the third time this week that I've got a big mess in the washing machine, can you tell me what that is about, you want annoy me, haha, you act like a little boy, but my sons never did that, just their father, here you go ... "


Muten-Roshi had just returned from a walk on the beach when this torrent of speech reached his ear from inside the Kame House.He sighed. The everyday lecture chi-chi for her unfortunate husband Son-Goku. Today it was muesli bars, yesterday it was his hairstyle and tomorrow it would most likely be about his fingernails.


"But I already told you", Son-Goku tried to make himself heard, "I don't eat any granola bars, let alone have any in my pocket." IN YOU SOMEONE HIDING IN YOUR CABINET! "Muten-Roshi decided to free his former student from the clutches of his wife. He took a deep breath, put on his most engaging smile, and poked his head in the door.


Son Goku stood in front of his wife and looked at her helplessly while she acted like a fury.


"Uh ... I was just about to pick up Son Goku for our planned walk," said the turtle master with a "I-just-didn't-haven't-noticed-anything-and-just-happened-to-have a look here" Expression.He switched quickly - because there was no agreement - and said with a smile: "Well, it was about time, I was wondering where you were." He winked at Muten-Roshi. And before Chi-Chi could say anything - less than a hundredth of a second - the two were out the door and over the mountains.






They walked slowly along the beach. The Turtle Lord gave Goku a pitying look. He caught him and sighed. "I don't know what's the matter with her," he said sadly. "Sometimes it seems to me as if I had married a completely different woman. She has changed so much since Gohan was born." He shook his head helplessly. . "Maybe ..." began Muten-Roshi. He paused. "Do you hear that?" He asked in amazement. "Yes ... strange. Somebody's singing ?!" - "It comes from the rocks over there. Come on, I want to see that." - "You mean, you want to look at the woman who heard this voice."Son-Goku grinned at his old teacher, whose face went bright red." If she has such a magical voice, she's probably ugly anyway, "he growled." And now stop gossiping, because without me you'd still like a naughty schoolboy standing in front of your raging wife! "Son-Goku nodded conciliatory, but said nothing more, because they had reached the group of rocks. It formed a circle that hid its interior from strangers. The two cautiously crept up to one of the outer rocks. They exchanged a look, then Muten-Roshi nodded and pushed Goku forward.


This snuggled close to the deep black stone and pushed his head infinitely slowly over its edge. He looked at the stone circle in amazement. A young girl, about 16 years old, was sitting on a flat stone with her legs crossed and her eyes closed. She held her hands at chest height, palms facing each other, and sang a strange melody without words.Despite the black kimono she was wearing, you could tell that she was quite sturdy. Her golden, loose hair came down to her belt. "So you call that ugly, yes?", Son-Goku whispered to Muten-Roshi, who was now also peeking curiously over the edge of the rock.


Suddenly the beautiful singer increased her voice. Son Goku sensed an energy emanating from her that was very unusual for a young girl. She raised her hands over her head and stood up. Stones the size of a bar stool suddenly detached themselves from the floor and shot towards them. She opened her eyes in a flash. A rock threatened to smash her head, so she smashed it with her foot, whirled around and smashed another with her fist. So all flying rocks were made harmless. Goku was surprised to see that it had a tail. A sayajin girl!


"Wow!" exclaimed Muten-Roshi in admiration. The girl stopped singing abruptly and looked around.All the floating stones sank to the ground. "Who are you?" She wanted to know. Goku thought it better to answer himself before his old friend took the initiative. "Uh ... hello, I'm Son-Goku. And this is a former teacher of mine, Muten-Roshi, the master of the turtles ... who will now please!" with, who then left it with a friendly nod of the head. “And you are a Sayajin?” The girl looked at him in surprise. "How do you know? Yes, I come from the planet Vegeta. My name is Neko. I landed on this planet." Resigned, she pointed to a large, smoking pile of junk and sighed. Then she turned to them again and asked hopefully: "Do you perhaps know from Shika who I am? Is she here?" - "No", Son-Goku replied, amazed, "I don't know Shika." - "How do you know then from the Sayajin? ”He laughed. “I am one myself!” Neko (jap.: Cat) looked at him searchingly. "You don't have a tail," she stated as she walked around him. Her movements were fluid and Goku thought her name suited her. "That's a long time. Hey, what are you doing ?!" Neko had simply reached into his pocket and, hocus-pocus, conjured up a granola bar. "Yogurt!", She stated eagerly, unpacked it and took a hearty bite. "The devil knows where the other muesli bars always come from," she said, munching. Son Goku fell from the clouds. "It was YOU ?! My wife has been giving me hell for a few days, and your only worry is that you don't have enough choice ?!" What if Schie has a Mescher in his butt? "Muten-Roshi gave a quiet giggle, which was acknowledged with a punishing look from Son-Goku. "How did you get my pants?" Neko swallowed the last bite."Well, when everyone was gone, I washed up in your closet and stowed the granola bars. But this one - she is your wife? - she cost me half my supply! And all I have to eat is what it takes." . "Son-Goku