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Fanfic: Ein fast gelungener Seitensprung
Chapter: An almost successful affair
It was a normal morning at the Capsule Corporation. Vegeta, Trunks and Bulma were sitting in the kitchen and having breakfast. (Trunks is now 5 years old.) When the phone rang, Bulma got up and picked up the receiver. "Hello? Oh Yamcha! Finally I hear something from you again. .... What? But why? ... Yes. .... Of course! ... No problem ... See you later and head up, kid! "That was all Vegeta and Trunks could understand from that phone call. Bulma came back into the kitchen and went back to her breakfast. "What does the weakling want?" Asked Vegeta. Bulma replied, "Oh yesterday his girlfriend left Yamcha and now he's depressed." Vegeta laughed. "Well, I'm not surprised that she's leaving him. Who wants such an inferior creature as him?" “Don't be so mean to him all the time.” Vegeta thought for a moment, then said: “Oh yes and why did you say 'See you later'?"" Yes I do. He's an old friend of mine and he's not doing well. I'll stop by after lunch and try to cheer him up a little. "With these words Bulma wanted to end the conversation. She got up and got something to drink. Trunks looked at his mom:" Mom? Can I go to see Uncle Yamcha? "" That is out of the question. You don't go to this guy. We have to train, "Vegeta shouted angrily. Bulma looked at her son and shrugged her shoulders." Better go train with your papa. You want to get big and strong, don't you? ", she said and smiled at Trunks." Of course I want that, "replied the little one. Before Vegeta made his way to the gravity room, he said warningly:" If the weakling touches you, he's dead! Tell him that! "Then he disappeared from the kitchen. Bulma sighed.
Vegeta and Trunks were in the middle of their training when Bulma reported on the screen in the gravity room: "Hey guys!Lunch is ready. Hurry up otherwise it will be cold! "The two of them couldn't be told twice. Shortly afterwards they were sitting at the table. After dinner, Bulma got up." I'm going to Yamcha now. Train nicely and don't break anything. Until this evening! "She went to Trunks and gave him a kiss on the cheek. Vegeta got a kiss too. Then she went on her way.
When she got to Yamcha she knocked on the door. Yamcha opened it. "Hello Bulma! I'm happy to see you." Bulma entered his house and sat on the sofa. "So now tell me what happened," she asked her friend. "She said yesterday that she met another guy and that she feels more for him than for me. Then she just left. That stupid cow. I wasted 3 months of my precious life with her." Bulma saw him at. "Oh forget the stupid goose. She's not worth worrying about. Don't look so angry! I want to see you laugh again.You have such a beautiful smile, "she tried to cheer him up. Yamcha grinned." You know what? I'll make us a cocktail and then we'll lie down on the loungers next to the pool, okay? "Bulma loved to lie in the sun and sip cocktails." Of course I agree, "she shouted." But Yamcha, you know that I can't take a lot of alcohol so be careful with the alcohol in my cocktail, of course ? "She grinned at him." Yeah, yeah! ", Yamcha mumbled from the kitchen." Do I still have a bikini with you? ", Bulma asked shortly afterwards." Um .. yes I think so. Have a look over there in the drawer. "Bulma went to the drawer and there was actually one of her bikinis." I'll go upstairs and change! ", she called happily in Yamchu's direction. Shortly afterwards she came back, wearing this extremely sexy bikini." Well? How far are the cocktails? ", she asked and winked at him." Already done! You can make yourself comfortable outside.I also have to change quickly. "Bulma nodded. She took her cocktail and lay down on one of the loungers in the garden. A few minutes later Yamcha came and lay down on the lounger next to his girlfriend." How do you like the cocktail? ", he wanted to know." It tastes great. And he's not that strong. "Bulma replied." If she only knew how much alcohol is in there. Thanks to the fruit juices you just can't taste it, "thought Yamcha and grinned.
Meanwhile Vegeta couldn't concentrate on his training. He had a bad feeling. His girlfriend was alone with Yamcha. That worried him very much. "Trunks! I have a job for you!", He finally said to his son. “What then papa?” The little one looked at him curiously. "We're playing a game now. It's called: The Spy. You now go to Yamcha’s house and see what he and your mother are doing there. But you mustn't get caught, otherwise you'll lose. If you've seen what's going on there, will you come back and tell meAll right? "Trunks beamed at his father's bright eyes:" This is a great game. I will definitely not get caught! " "Well! Then start running, my son! "
"Well, I don't think I can contract anything anymore. I feel dizzy already," said Bulma after she had emptied her cocktail glass. "Oh, that's probably just the sun. There was hardly any alcohol in the cocktail. I'll bring you another one, okay?" "Fine. Bring me another one," answered the slightly tipsy Bulma. And Yamcha was gone into the kitchen. "hahaha Vegeta, Bulma will be mine again soon," he thought gleefully. He came back into the garden with a huge glass of cocktail. He handed the drink to Bulma. When she had finished this glass too, Yamcha came to her. He looked at her and then said, "You look really cool in that bikini." Bulma laughed. "Thank you, I know. It's the bikini that you liked so much when we were together, isn't it?"" Yes, "he said. He stroked Bulma's hair." You are so beautiful. "Bulma just laughed silly." There are really advantages to the fact that she doesn't tolerate a lot of alcohol, "thought Yamcha. He went into the kitchen and got her another cocktail.
Trunks had meanwhile arrived at Yamcha. He hid behind the house so that he could watch Bulma and Yamcha without being seen. He counted the glasses that stood next to Bulma. "5 glasses. Mama must be very thirsty," he thought. Then he saw Yamcha come with a new glass. Bulma drank it up. Trunks could see that the two were talking, but he couldn't understand anything from his hiding place. Then he saw that Yamcha kept stroking Bulma's cheek. Trunks wondered if mom was hurting herself. "But I can't go or I'll lose the game. I'd better go back home and tell Dad what's going on." Trunks turned around and made his way home.
Yamcha started kissing Bulma's neck. He got up and carried her into his bedroom. There he put her on the bed. "Do you remember all of our nights together? I've had several girls in bed but you were the best so far," he whispered in her ear. Bulma giggled. “You weren't bad either!” He grinned. Then he kissed her. His desire for Bulma grew. He undid the top of her bikini top and tossed it next to his bed. He kissed her stomach tenderly.
In the meantime, Trunks was back in the Capsule Corp. arrived. "Hello Dad! I'm back here!" He shouted. Vegeta immediately asked: "Well? What did you see?" "Well, Mama is apparently very thirsty. Yamcha keeps bringing her some funny colorful juices. I think they are called cocktails. Mama lies on a lounger in a bikini and sunbathes. Oh yes I think mom was hurt because Yamcha is always caressing her cheek.That was all. "With that, Trunks went into the living room and sat down in front of the TV." That fellow !! "Roared Vegeta." He knows very well that Bulma doesn't tolerate a lot of alcohol and just uses it for his disgusting needs. I'll polish his face! "Vegeta rushed out of the house and flew to Yamcha’s house. He kicked open the door and ran upstairs to the bedroom. There he saw his girlfriend lying helplessly on the bed, only wearing her bikini briefs. Yamcha was about to take them off. "Stay away from my girlfriend you bum! I'll break every single bone for you! "" Um ... hello Vegeta! "Yamcha stammered." It's not what it looks like! ", he wanted to calm the angry Vegeta." Hello Vegeta-darling! "giggled Bulma." Get dressed, Bulma! RIGHT AWAY! ", Vegeta ordered her. Then he went back to Yamcha." You bastard! How can you bottle them up and then drag them to bed? You will regret that! "Vegeta slapped Yamcha in the face." Hey!What the fuck. I just wanted to have a little fun. But nothing has happened yet, "Yamcha justified himself. Vegeta shouted:" Yes, nothing happened because I got in the way. Look at Bulma. She can't even defend herself in this state. "And again he hit Yamcha. Then Vegeta threw a quick look at Bulma. When he saw that she was already dressed and was sitting on the bed grinning stupidly, he kicked Yamcha one last time, then grabbed his girlfriend and with." the words: "Try something like that again and you will be dead!" he flew back to the Capsule Corp. Once there, he went upstairs to the bedroom and laid Bulma on the bed. "Then he went into the gravity room and trained for the rest of the day. At 9 pm he stopped training. He was hungry and went to the kitchen. Vegeta passed the living room. There the little Trunks was still sitting peacefully in front of the television."Hey little one! Shouldn't you go to sleep slowly?" He asked his son. "No, mom didn't say anything. Besides, I'm still hungry. I want to eat." "Your mom is not doing well. I'll make you something to eat and then you go to bed, okay?" Trunks nodded. After dinner, Vegeta put his son to bed. "What is mom doing?" Trunks asked worriedly. "Oh, she's sick. She'll be better tomorrow," Vegeta replied. "So now sleep well, little one!" Trunks snuggled into his blanket. “Good night dad!” Vegeta went into the bedroom. He was tired from training and wanted to sleep. Bulma was still sleeping. "You stupid thing. Would you really have cheated on me if I hadn't come in time? With such a failure?" Bulma had woken up and heard what Vegeta had said. "I would never cheat on you if I was in my right mind," she said quietly. Vegeta turned to her but didn't say a word. He took off his combat suit and took a shower.When he