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Fanfic: Ein Saiyajin in der Küche!!!

Chapter: A Saiyan in the kitchen !!!

A Saiyan in the kitchen !!!




"Okay, listen up ...!", Goku looked seriously at Mirai Trunks, his son Gohan and Vegeta.




"... Chichi and Bulma will be back from vacation in 2 hours, that's enough time to arrange a little welcome party! If everyone lends a hand we could do it, what do you think !?"




After an affirmative growl followed, everyone considered what they could do best without damaging or destroying anything.




"Um ... who can cook?", Gohan looked at the other Saiyajins with a worried expression.




Everyone exchanged dubious looks.




"Nobody!" Trunks finally concluded.




Goku scratched the back of his head, embarrassed: "Ok ...., so since the decoration is already finished ... somehow all that remains is the cooking, CRAP! But if we all try our luck together we will have something edible get out, don't you think !? "



Trunks and Gohan gave a reluctant "Okay!" back.




Goku turned to the Saiyan prince who was leaning against the wall with his arms crossed: "Are you coming Vegeta?"




"Of course not, I'm a fighter and not a cook! I don't even know what I'm supposed to be here!" He growled.




Trunks put on a disappointed face: "Come on father, we need all the help we can get!"




Vegeta waved his eyes, but then followed, growling angrily to himself.




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All 4 looked around in awe as they stood in the kitchen.




"Wow ..... I've never been in here before ....!", Goku said, totally fascinated.




"What are you saying, Son Goku ????, Trunks looked at him surprised." You never stop eating, how come you have never been to a kitchen ??? "




"Well ..... Chichi always cooks for me, I've never tried that myself!", Goku grinned.




Gohan scratched the back of his head, embarrassed, "We, ..... um .... have never cooked anything!", He admitted and then looked expectantly at Vegeta and Trunks.




"Don't look at me like that! I had never set foot in a kitchen before!" He growled.




Trunks nodded in agreement: "Same for me!"




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Everyone fell silent and stood motionless for a few minutes without knowing where to start.




Suddenly Son Goku started to laugh: "Oh come on guys, it can't be that difficult!" He walked over to a couple of devices and looked at them in awe.




"I suggest everyone take one of these things and find out what it's good for!" Said Goku, frowning.




Slowly each of them approached a device and began to examine it.




Trunks started looking at the stove, pressed a button and watched in awe as the shiny metal inside turned a bright red.



"Wow !!!! Look Gohan!" He exclaimed, absolutely overwhelmed.




Gohan bent down to him and looked into the oven: "Cool!"




While the two stared into the tube, Goku began to examine the stove, he simply pressed a button but nothing happened.




"Hmmmmm ..... hey Vegeta, come here!" He shouted confused!




"What is Kakarott?", Vegeta growled and went to Son Goku.




"I can't understand why nothing happens here when I press the button!", Goku explained slightly annoyed.




Vegeta looked at the stove, pressed a button, and noticed a suspicious click as he held it down.




Surprised, he withdrew his hand and the click disappeared.




Amazed, Goku began to push a button as well. The click starts again.




"... sounds like a ticking time bomb!" he stated and began to turn the button that was still pressed in.



The stove was now making a hissing noise as if it was about to explode.




"A bomb !!!", Vegeta yelled as he grabbed Goku's hand from the button.




The noise stayed and grew louder.




"IN COVER !!!!!!!" Goku yelled as he and Vegeta dived on the ground.




Trunks and Gohan, who were still studying the stove and the warmth it radiated, turned around as if in slow motion and saw a huge flame that reached meters high and burned the kitchen ceiling.




The two also threw themselves on the floor.


After a few seconds, Son Goku bravely jumped up and grabbed two pot holders. He wrapped them around his hands, started beating the fire, and jumped around the stove like he was fighting the flames in a boxing match.


Finally he gave up unsuccessfully and jumped back onto the ground next to Vegeta. Both pot holders were black and totally seared.

"Can't you do anything right?", Vegeta screamed angrily at Goku, who was too busy blowing on his hands to answer.


"I'll do this!" Vegeta yelled as he got up and ran to the sink. He turned on the faucet and tried to spray water on the fire with his hands, but to no avail because most of the water did not even fly to the stove.


Gohan and Trunks ran to him and helped.


"Hey, what's that?", Vegeta asked, grabbing what looked like a hose and was right next to the faucet. He pressed the button and water splashed out of the hose in the middle of Trunks' face.


"AHHHH !!!! MY FACE, MY FACE !!!!", Trunks shouted, sang on his knees and covered his face with his hands.


"I'm melting !!!!" Trunks shouted, totally confused and desperate.


Goku grinned insofar as it was possible in this situation and pulled his hand from Trunks' face: "Hey Trunks, you're not melting, that's just water!"

Trunks immediately stopped screaming and opened his eyes: "Oh!" He mumbled, embarrassed.


Vegeta, who had also got quite a shock, took a sigh of relief, grabbed the hose and held it against the flames.


"Mwahahahahahaha !!!!" he laughed like crazy. "DIE, DIE !!!"


Soon the flames were extinguished. (Vegeta has it!) The stove was mostly melted and a huge hole was burned in the ceiling.


"Um ... do you think Mom will see something?", Gohan asked and looked at his father who was still crouching on the floor and holding Trunks' wrists with his burnt pot holders.


"Uh ..... uh ..... naaaaaaaaaa ..... she always wanted a skylight anyway!" He grinned, embarrassed.


Vegeta was still holding the dripping hose. He lowered it and looked at Goku: "Kakarotto! Take these ridiculous looking things off your hands! (By that he means the pot holders * g *) They look like oversized gloves!"(The rags had melted around Goku's hand and formed an effective protection!)


Goku looked at his hands: "Well hey, those oversized gloves protected me from the fire!" He grumbled and took them off.


The 4 began to look around carefully again.


"Hey! What's that ???" Trunks asked excitedly and pointed to a small box on the kitchen counter.


"I heard Chichi call it a microwave!" Goku said as they slowly approached the device.


"Put something in there!" Suggested Gohan.


Vegeta walked over to the closet and pulled out the first thing he could get his hands on. So it happened that he got hold of a bag of popcorn.


"What is that?", Goku asked puzzled as Vegeta put the bag in the microwave.


"How should I know?", The Saiyajin prince hissed irritably as he slammed the door and pressed the START button.


Everyone jumped back in shock as the device began to hum and the lights inside lit up.

"Can it do that ??" Gohan asked.


"I take it!", Goku replied with a frown, he took a few careful steps forward, followed by the others.


After a few seconds, the popcorn inside the microwave began to burst and the typical * POP * sound followed.


Everyone was numb with shock.


"What's that?" Trunks asked excitedly. (not what you think again you little piglets * ggg *)


"I don't know!", Vegeta replied with wide eyes.


"It sounds as if no matter what you put in it comes to life!", Gohan stated, fascinated.


Everyone took a deep breath.


Goku quickly looked around for his trusty pot holders, pulled them on and then approached the microwave.


"What are you doing there, Kakarott ???", Vegeta asked surprised.


Goku looked at the microwave. "I'll see what's in there ..."


"No father !!!! You could get killed!", Gohan screamed fearfully.

The Saiyan turned to his son and looked at him with a serious expression on his face.


"Tell your mother, we will definitely meet again!", He said and then turned back to his probably strongest opponent.


Trunks wiped a tear from his face: "He's so brave * sniff * !!!" he said with a trembling voice.


Goku slowly reached out his hand to the microwave and opened it. He quickly grabbed the bloated bag of popcorn. He started screaming when the * POP * sound started again and ran around with the bag in shock.


"I upset it!" He yelled.


The startled Saiyajin turned around and threw the bag at Vegeta, who involuntarily caught the burning, hot projectile.


"AHHHHH !!!", he yelled as he ran around like crazy and held the bag over his head: "It burns !!!! It burns !!!!"


Trunks, who now remembered his aching face, covered it with his hands and also began to run around screaming: "My face!Don't let it in my face !!!! "


A short time later Goku was also running around with flapping hands.


Gohan grabbed a broom bravely and ran to Vegeta, who was fighting on the floor with the popcorn bag (wrestling ;-P) Gohan began to hit the bag, so that popcorn flew through the air everywhere.


In the middle of the fight, a
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