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Fanfic: Ein Saiyajin in der Küche!!!

round popcorn core moved away and hit Trunks in his left eye: "AHHHHHHHH !!!! I'm hit !!! I'm hit !!!!" he shouted and threw himself on the floor in pain.


After a few blows of the broom, the popcorn bag was finally destroyed. Popcorn was everywhere.


Goku patted Gohan approvingly and proudly on the shoulder and then looked at Vegeta and Trunks: "Are you 2 okay ??? Any injuries ???"


"It's okay!" Trunks shouted, still holding his hand over his left eye.


Vegeta got up and sprinted to the sink to run cool water over his burned hands.

Goku walked over to him grinning and held the charred pot holders under his nose: "Now you sure wish you had something too !? * g *"


"Shut up, Kakarott! Tell me why you had to throw this hot thing at me too?" He grumbled.


Goku just shrugged his shoulders: "I was in a panic!". He turned to his son, who was crouching next to Trunks and giving this emotional support: "Is he okay?"


"I'm fine!", Trunks grumbled, he had his left eye closed and looked like he had spent the last half hour crying.


Goku looked around the apartment, both the kitchen and the living room had been ravaged by a single pack of popcorn.


"Shit, does this look like!" Trunks said as he stood up. He stepped on a few pieces of popcorn and a second core flew right into the other eye: "AH !!!!!! OH MY DENDE !!!!! THAT DOES WEEEEEH!".

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When after a while everyone had more or less found each other, they gathered in the kitchen (if you can still call this dump of rubble that ?!).


"Okay, this time we prepare better !!!!", Goku said when he started to rummage in the kitchen cupboard and brought out several saucepans.


He put a pot on Gohan's head and handed two more to Vegeta and Trunks.


"For your own protection!" He said as he also put on a saucepan.


Trunks and Vegeta also put on their helmets.


"Okay, let's do it!" Vegeta growled.


The armored Saiyajins were now approaching the stove again, which was still on.


"Gohan, .... get a bit of something to eat out of the fridge and put it in, then let's hope that it doesn't fight back!" Said Goku and opened the oven.


"I will!" Gohan went to the refrigerator and took out a chicken, among other things.

The four of them threw everything into the oven as quickly as possible and then tried to close the door.


"It's not closing!" Trunks shouted excitedly.


"You're trying to escape!" Vegeta roared.


Goku took a few steps back: "Oh no, you won't ..." he muttered as he rammed the door.


"Quick, will someone get me some duct tape ???" he yelled while fighting to hold the door shut.


Vegeta opened some drawers and threw everything that came towards him behind him until he finally found the tape that saved him.


He quickly sprinted back to the stove and started taping the door together with Goku.


When the tape was completely used up everyone relaxed.


"I hope it lasts!" Said Goku and took a deep breath.


All 4 sat down on the floor and took a break.


"I would like to know how Mom and Bulma always do it ...!?", Gohan asked himself aloud.


All gave a grumble of approval and approval.The Saiyajins rested for the next 15 minutes until the next catastrophe suddenly followed.


"Do you hear that ???" Vegeta asked and looked around.


It fell silent and everyone listened to the strange noise ... they slowly turned to face the stove.


"I don't like that sound at all ...!", Goku said when everyone got up.


Suddenly the oven door flew open and food began to fly through the air everywhere.


"Counterattack!" Trunks screamed in panic, running around like a crazy chicken trying to avoid the flying food.


Vegeta tried to pulverize the oncoming food, but his defense didn't last long against the attack.


The objects that Vegeta had thrown out of the drawers shortly before (looking for duct tape) now also flew through the air.


Fright struck out, tearing a block of knives with him that was on the shelf.


Goku just turned around and saw at least a dozen knives flying towards him and started screaming in shock.

The blades cut through his clothes and literally nailed him to the wall. (Goku was not injured, happy too early * ggg *)


"The horror is that !!!!", the motionless Saiyajin shouted after opening its eyes again and now watching the others as they struggled with the flying objects that were flying all over the place.


However, nobody overheard him over the rumble of pots and pans, the flying food and their own screams.


Vegeta was covered in scraps of food and swayed around the room in confusion. Suddenly he sank to his knees: "TO HEAVEN! I WAS DEFEATED BY FOOD !!!" shouted the Saiyajin prince and then collapsed motionless.


Meanwhile Trunks tried to defend himself against various flying objects with a cucumber and a soup ladle. A huge saucepan came flying towards him and he skillfully kicked him: "HA! Take that! Now I have you !!!!, he screamed.


"Trunks !!!! Watch out !!!", Goku yelled, who was still nailed to the wall.


Trunks looked up and saw a leg of chicken flying towards him.


"OH GOD !!!! IT WANTS TO TAKE REVENGE ON ME !!!!!!!", Trunks just shouted.


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You have to imagine the following happening in slow motion !!!!


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Trunks held his hands protectively in front of his face in shock: "NEEEEEEEEEEEEEIN!"


"TRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKSSSSSSSSSS !!!!!!!!!!", Goku yelled as he tore himself away from the wall with all his might and ran to Trunks.


He jumped protectively in front of him, the chicken leg hit him in the back and Trunks and Goku fell to the ground.


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Slow motion over !!!


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"NO !!! SON GOKU !!!", Trunks shouted, sat down and held Goku in his arms.


"Be strong Trunks, please tell Chichi I love her!" He said weakly. Then he closed his eyes and slumped in Trunks' arms.

"NEEEEEIIIIINNNNN !!!!!!", Trunks shouted and hugged the lifeless body tighter.


As he sat on the floor crying and holding Son Goku in his arms, Gohan grabbed a white towel and waved it in the air as a sign that they had given up.


At the same time everything seemed to be getting back to normal and the room suddenly became quiet.


Vegeta seemed to be unconscious and was completely covered with food, Gohan was sitting on the floor gasping for air and Trunks was still shouting loudly and holding Goku tight.


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Suddenly you could hear footsteps from outside and the door opened slowly.


"WE'RE BACK ........ !!!!", Chichi just started yelling when she and Bulma entered the house.


Kitchen utensils were everywhere, food stuck to the wall and dripping from the ceiling. The kitchen was completely destroyed. The stove was halfway melted, the microwave was sparkling, and knives stuck in the wall formed a human outline.

All of the living room furnishings were upside down and scattered throughout the house.


Both Chichi and Bulma stared at the beaten and covered with food Saiyajins. Trunks looked up at them, tears streaming down his face like waterfalls.


"What happened?" Both yelled at the same time and ran to him.


"He ... he was attacked by a chicken leg that was actually meant for me!", Trunks sniffed, picked up the chicken leg from the floor and held it up: "I hate you !!!" he yelled, throwing the poultry behind him against the wall and began to howl again.


The two women looked at him as if he was completely crazy and didn't know what to say.


"And father ..." Trunks continued as he turned to the collapsed Vegeta.


"He fought so bravely ... but he didn't make it! Gohan then waved the white flag and so probably saved our lives ... but it was too late for ... Son Goku!"he sobbed.


Chichi looked down at her husband: "Goku!", She screamed fearfully.


To Trunks' astonishment, the Saiyan immediately opened his eyes and sat up.


"Hi Chichi! When will you be back? And when is there food? I'm starving!" He said, squeaky cheerfully.


"IT LIVES !!!", Trunks shouted and knocked Goku over in front of friends.


Bulma went to Vegeta and knelt next to him: "Hey Vegeta! Wake up!", She yelled in his ear.


"What's up, woman? You ruined my dramatic death!" He growled angrily.


"Haha! Get up, you are fine!", Bulma grumbled.


Chichi just couldn't believe what condition her house was in. Slowly she turned to Goku, who was still sitting on the floor: "Goku ...", she began.


"Yes honey?" Said the latter and looked at his pot holders which he was still wearing.


"I'm going to kill you !!!!" she shouted, rushing towards him and starting to choke his neck.

"Be ... calm ....... you!", Goku croaked out. Vegeta, Gohan and Trunks tried with all their might to pull the angry Chichi away from him.


But she was so furious that she kicked all three of them on the floor. She read off her husband and went back over next to Bulma.


Both crossed their arms and scowled at the 3 Saiyajins: "Well, what do you have to say in your defense ???", Chichi growled.


"Uh ... we wanted to throw a party for you (the word fits, huh !?) and we had to cook something ... and .... well ...", said Goku and then looked at the (former ) Kitchen around.


"I can't believe that YOU did it, Vegeta! I can understand that Goku behaves like a child because he always does it that way, Gohan IS a child and in a way I can understand Trunks too, because he lets himself be influenced far too easily by Son
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