--- The Lord of the Rings vs. Dragonball Z --- Part 4






The Z-Fighters roamed the country. Large moors and wastelands stretched alongside the path, the weathered white stones of which were difficult to see.


"SonGohan!" "Yes?" "Stop it!" "But why? There's nobody here ..." He had started to throw the white boundary stones around. "I said: stop!" "I don't want to!" "Piccolo, say something!" "Moo!"


"It's strange here!" said Krellin. "First the shit forest and then full of the dead pants here!" "Everything is dead in your pants too!" "Lick me!" "Gladly, where?"


They saw the weathertop on the horizon. "Hey, finally a change! There might be hobbtits again!" called Vegeta. "Or something to eat!" "Or both!"


At that moment they heard a high-pitched scream that sounded inhuman. Their blood froze.


" What was that ?"" Sounded like Bulma when she is barking! "Yamcha caught a couple from Vegeta." Or like Krellin, when he finally found roots! "" Oh man, you're cool! "" Put your grin away!


Then SonGohan spotted one of the black riders walking towards them. “Is that the one Frodo told you about?” “Wait!” “Maybe he has something to eat!”


The rider came closer. With an ice-cold hiss he asked: "Where is Baggins? You get gold for it!"


Silence.


"Hey you rubber biscuits, if you've forgotten your bag, find it yourself!" "Exactly! And take a wick blue, your voice is really no longer the best!" "Or is it broken?"


The rider hissed at her again and raised his hand. "Tell me where Baggins is! There's gold!"


Silence.


"Does it have a crack inside the bowl?" "Or a flaw on the record! Master, your bag is not here!" "And where does he have the gold?I don't see any! "" He's trying to kid us! " " On him !"


They attacked the Nazgul.


1 minute later.


An abandoned horse ran away.


Vegeta choked the ringwraith.


The others rummaged in his pockets.


"Did I say: No gold!" "Does he think we're stupid?" "Vegeta, hit it again!" "But further down!" "And how the clothes stink!"


Then, after a while, they wanted to go to Weathertop.


"Vegeta, let him go!" "He's still twitching!" "That'll stop soon!" "If it has to be!" He threw away the ringwraith, which immediately gave up its physical form and with a wail and the air rose.


"Memme!" "He's going to be teasing his master!"


They climbed the Wetterspitze and rested under the old wall.


“There's nothing going on here!” “Put it all in the sand!” Piccolo looked at SonGoku. "We could ask our EXPERT!"" Well, ... I ... uhh ... would say that ... "he started to stutter, but he was interrupted." Look, there are more of these riders coming! "" Are they all looking for the bag? "" Maybe there is the gold in there! "" Ah, Sherlock Holmes at work! " " Fuck off ! "" Ass fiddle!


They observed 6 riders advancing to the foot of the mountain.


"I think they want to fight!" "Or jabber!" "They should come!" "But distribute fairly, I didn't get anything earlier!"


It was getting dark.


"Are they lost or what?" "Or shit!"


Then, with the evening mist, the Ringwraiths came up on the dome and drew their swords.


“I think they want stress!” “Look at them: too cowardly to show their face!” “Sometimes I wish Piccolo would be too!” Tenchinhan got a nut in the head.


“Ok, on her!” “Hey, don't burn it!” “Exactly, I want to hit it!” “Stop pushing!" " That was not me ! Vegeta pushed! " " Not at all !"


Half an hour later.


2 ringwraiths were burned.


2 Ringgeiter had fled.


2 ringwraiths were still beaten up. "Feste, he moved again!" "He definitely wanted to show his finger!" "Yes, finish him off!"


After that night they hiked on until they came to a forest again.


“It’s going to start again!” “Always just so stupid forest!” SonGoku turns around. "What did you want? You didn't like the wastelands either!"


"What are you interfering with?" "Gemau. When the adults talk, the children have to shut up!" "Who asked you?"


Suddenly a man from the forest met them. He was dressed in mottled green and had long hair. "Who are you and what are you doing here?"


Silence.


"Hey, is he talking to us?" "I think so! I guess he wants a new part!" " Cool outfit ! Were they for the last winter sales? ""


Aragorn got angry.


"I asked what your desire is, stranger!"


"Oh, I want a lot of women!" "Well, I'll take a Porsche, a house and a lottery win!" "Not also a facial operation?" "Bum!" "Knackwurst!"


“STOOOOP!” SonGoku held up his hands. " It is enough !"


Krellin started howling. “Don't worry, the angry uncle won't hurt you!” “Here you have a piece of candy!” Piccolo glared at SonGoku. "Now you've done it! Great!"


SonGoku said to Aragorn: "We are hungry and tired and do not know the way to ..."


"Come with me! Elrond can give you advice!" interrupted Aragorn.


They run after him.


“Where is he taking us?” “Inne Wicken, it looks like!” “And what if this is such a perverted mass murderer?” “Then hopefully he'll take you first!” “Haha, how funny!" " Brush your teeth !"


A few hours later they reached Rivendell.


"Here you can see Rivendell, the refuge for all upright hikers and all who go against the dark ruler in the field!"


Silence.


"All right! Great hut!" "It's a lot more blatant than Tom's hut!" "You say it! Completely correct!" "Is there something to eat here?" "Or women?" "Both, I hope! "


And they stormed Rivendell.






To be continued ... (If you still want to)