Tach!


I'm sorry this series had to wait so long. I try. Thanks again for the nice comments (although I'm not sure this story deserves it)




--- The Lord of the Rings vs. Dragonball Z --- Part 7






"Hey, there's a door in front!" "Where?" "Well there! Buy glasses!" "Bum!"


They stood in front of the gate to the Moria mine.


"And who was scribbling around like that? Can't read an ass!" "Maybe it was a foreigner!" "And should we go in there?" "I think so!" "But you don't know?" "No!" "Good ! "


After all, Vegeta had had enough. "What's that supposed to mean? Get out of the way!" and he shot down a discussion.


"All hands take cover!" "Vegeta is going out again!"


"You'll clean everything up again afterwards!" SonGoku looked at the ruins of the door. "Well who goes first?"


Silence.


“Krellin!” “Yes, he should be first!” “Let's throw him in!"Krellin started screaming." That's mean! "But Piccolo picked him up and threw him into the doorway.


Silence.


"Krellin?" "Are you still there?" "Hello?"


Silence.


“Maybe he hit his head!” “Yes and he needs help!” “Or a monster covers his mouth!” “We should actually look!”


Silence.


"Ass faces!" it came from within. "There are only dead dwarfs lying around here!"


"Ah, Kellin has cleaned up among his own kind!" "Shut up!"


They went in cautiously.


"Dark here!" "You're not the brightest!" "Haha!"


SonGoku powered up the SSJ so they could see something. Vegeta did the same.


“Copycat!” “My aura shines brighter for it!” “So what, I can do Kamehameha for that!” “Pah!” “Uh!”


They went further.


"Woe, we're getting lost!" "Then it would be SonGoku's fault!" "Oh yes!" "Deal!"


After a while, Yamcha almost fell into a ravine.“Damn it!” “What a shame, he almost fell in!” “I should have pushed him!” “Think about it next time!”


Suddenly standing just SonGoku. "Shut up! There was a noise!"


They crept on. "There, a light!"


When they came around a corner, the Z-Fighters ran right into the group of companions.


"Aaaahhh!" "The one again!" "And the confused old man!"


The companions reacted no better either.


“The servants of the dark ruler!” “They are still chasing us!” “We will all die!” Gandalf stepped forward and threatened the Z-Fighter with his stick. "Move away, you wicked fellows! Go your own way!" Aragorn also stepped forward and drew his sword. "Go and never cross our path again!" he added.


Silence.


"Did he just talk to us?" "I think so!" "And what do you do there?" "Put everyone in a sack and hit it!" "Good idea!"


They started a fight.

Piccolo and Aragorn faced each other. "You call that a sword?" asked Piccolo. Then he pulled a scimitar out of his cloak. “THAT is a sword!” They looked into each other's eyes. Then Piccolo shouted, “Hold on to him!” Immediately Yamcha and SonGohan came and clung to Aragorn. "So now we're going to give you a new hairstyle! This hippie mat is terrible!" Piccolo smiled.


Excruciating screams rang out in the blackness of Moria. The others stopped and watched. "Ouch! Stop it! No! Please not! Aaaahhhh!"


Then Piccolo and Yamcha walked aside and laughed. Aragorn only had 2 millimeters of hair.


Vegeta took advantage of the surprise and threw Sam into the crowd of hobbits. Then he jumped after and trampled on him. "If you talk about my hairstyle again, you're due!"


When Boromir tried to help, SonGoku held him. " Bad boy !" he said with a raised index finger. "There's a penalty for that!"And he put Boromir over his knee and spanked his bum.


"Ouch! Ouch! Aaaahhhhh!"


The others watched.


"Harder! He doesn't feel anything!" "Take the stone there!" "Or his stupid horn!"


After a while they had enough.


"Come on! We're going!" SonGoku gathered everyone together and they marched on.


The companions lay on the ground and prayed.


Suddenly Gollum came out of a corner and robbed the dazed Sam. Then he kicked him again and disappeared into the dark again.


"Hold him! He robbed me!" Sam yelled around. The others looked at him.


"What do you have?" "Don't shout like that!"


"That Gollum just robbed me!"


Silence.


“Certainly!” “And the sun shines at night!” “How stupid do you think we are?”