The funeral of Vegeta (part 1)




Based on a totally stupid idea from a person named Vegetenks




After reading so many stories about DBZ, the idea occurred to me to write a fanfic and publish it on the internet. I know that my story is probably not as good as the others (it's my first one), but I hope you enjoy reading it anyway.




For orientation: The FanFic takes place after the death of Vegeta (somehow logical * g *) Bulma has arranged a funeral service for her Vegi (he, he) to pay his last respects. But since no remains of him were found, they only bury an empty urn instead of the ashes. (Well, that's the disadvantage of blowing yourself up * g *) Enough babbling!






Pastor: "We begin in the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit ..."




Congregation: "Amen!"



Pastor: "Dear congregation, today we want to say goodbye to a proud warrior and graceful Saiyajin ..." (Pastor looks at the list of names of those who are still buried today)


Pastor: "Vegetina, no, sorry, Vetaria, no also not, oh damn, what's his name nu ?!"




Bulma: (bursts with anger) "His name is Vegeta, you host face!"




Pastor: "Oh, sorry! All right, Vegita ..."




Bulma: (jumps at the priest's neck) "Woe to you if you mispronounce my friend's name one more time, then I'll make tuna salad out of you!"




Trunks: (tries to tear his mother away from the priest) "Mama, please let go, Mamaaa!"




Bulma: "I'm about to become a Super Saiyan!"




Trunks: (looks puzzled) "Can you do that at all, you're not a Saiyajin at all, not even half a man!"




Bulma: (Keeps choking the priest)






Somewhere in the hereafter ...





Vegeta: "Shit, that sucks! I wonder how Kakarott could endure this for so long! (His stomach makes a grumbling noise) And I'm still hungry!"










How will it go on? Will Vegeta get anything to eat at the end? Will Bulma let go of the poor priest before he dies of a tragic asphyxiation? You will find out all of this in the next issue of "The Funeral of Vegeta"!