Goku`s excursion into reality




On a beautiful spring morning, Bulma decided to test her latest invention. It's been a year since Boo raged on earth. Peace appeared again


to rule. "Vegeta, my darling! Would you please help me?" Asked Bulma in a seductive voice. Then Vegeta flirted back: "Where's the fire, my dove?" "You know, I finished my dimensional shifting machine yesterday. But it's too heavy for me," replies Bulma. Vegeta responded immediately. He hoisted the heap of technology into the garden with one finger. Bulma switched on, gave a few commands, and the last thing she did was put an apple on a tree stump with a small camera. The machine looked like a laser beam from a science fiction film and aimed directly at the apple. "Ok, everyone under cover. In 10 seconds we'll see what happens, from now on. 9, 8 ...", and Bulma did the countdown.



Son-Goku was on his way to Bulma and Vegeta to say hello. He arrived and landed in Bulma`s garden. Goku saw Bulma and Vegeta standing behind a monster of equipment. He walked in her direction, grinning. "Stop Goku! Don't go any further!" Shouted Bulma. Son-Goku stopped in front of a tree stump, saw an apple lying on top of it and grabbed it from his position. "No !!! Leave the pens off, Kakarott !!!", Vegeta roared. But it was already too late. A beam came out of the machine and caught Goku's hand with the apple.




Bulma stood in front of her machine with her mouth wide open and stared at the disappearing Goku. When he was completely gone, he reappeared on Bulma`s monitor. She couldn't believe where Goku was.




Goku withdrew his hand and bit off a large piece of the apple with his eyes closed. But he could only enjoy the moment for a short moment, because the next moment he was startled by a concert of horns and loud ambient noises."Hey, you bum! Move your drunken bum away from the street!", "Idiot! Eating an apple leisurely in the middle of the street !!!", "Go to the madhouse, sick man" and various other comments were made by drivers such as Goku noticed a second later yelling at him. Goku looked around in amazement while he chewed his apple. Everyone stared at him and Goku took the initiative. "Uh, hello? Could you kindly tell me where I am?" He called to one of the exasperated drivers. "My God, how much did you drink? You no longer know where you are, even though you are wandering around in the middle of Berlin?", The interviewee called back. Goku was satisfied with the answer and jumped in a high arc onto the sidewalk. The people looked at him even more astonished until the rear drivers honked their horns.




"Oh no! Goku is in another dimension! What have I done?", Bulma wailed when she saw the surroundings of Son Goku on the monitor. "Come on, don't get upset.Kakarott won't stay there forever, will it? ", Vegeta soothed his Bulma. With renewed hope, Bulma sighed:" You're right. I had completely forgotten that I had built in a return function. He'll be back in about an hour. But what chaos he can do there worries me. "




Curiously, Goku turned and twisted his head as he walked through the unfamiliar city. In the meantime he had finished his apple and threw it away. Still all passers-by stared at him and then walked on, shaking their heads. Goku stopped in front of an electronics store window and looked at the news. There was an icon in the top right corner of the television. Below that was the letter before "O" and the number after "23". The time was shown to the left of the symbol, 6:50 p.m. Goku looked at another television and saw the date. "WHAT? Already in 2002 ??? Did I sleep that long?", Son-Goku uttered in his mind. At the bottom of the screen he read: "The latest news: The Pope has died ..." Goku scratched his head: "Who the heck is the Pope?"

He strolled on through the streets and he noticed something: "Well, otherwise there are posters with Mr. Satan on the walls everywhere?" With a shrug, he turned a corner and entered a department store.




Amazed at the differences between this world and the world he was in a few minutes ago, he moved through the department store. As Goku looked back, he bumped into someone. "Don't you have eyes in your head? Now I can sort all the books again!", A feminine voice grumbled at him. When Son-Goku turned around, he saw a woman: "Oh, sorry! I hadn't seen her." The woman looked up at his muscular body and it flashed in her head: "Hello, hello ... * whistle * I wouldn't push that guy off the edge of the bed! " and then said to Goku: "Oh, it's not that bad. If you lend a hand, we can do it again! * grin *" Goku bent down and picked up one of the fallen books.Goku froze. "What's going on? Are you collecting these books? Are you still missing this part? I also like to collect mangas for my life, but rather those for adults, they understand what I mean ...", the staff threw themselves at Goku. The latter ignored her and leafed through the book. Surprise, confusion, fear and much more flashed through his head. He was reading part of his own story in a book with Goku's name in the title. Everything exactly matched what he had experienced. He put the book down and took another. Part of his life again. He started sorting the books. Goku was totally confused. "Hello? Are you still there? May I find out your name?", The woman interrupted Goku`s thoughts. He shook his head briefly and then grinned at the woman: "My name is Son-Goku." "And my name is Alexandra. But just call me Alexa.", Alexa replied. The two put the Dragon Ball books on the shelf."You see, it's already done! Uh, could I ask you something, Son-Goku?", Alexandra began, embarrassed, "I'm finished at seven and I wanted to ask you ... if you would like ... with me to eat me. I also invite you if you want. And ...? "Goku looked at Alexa. She had blonde, long hair, a radiant face and was about 25. Goku hesitantly replied: "But ... well, all right ..." "Great, I'll be in front of the department store door in five minutes. And by the way: send Clothes ... "With these words and a wink, Alexa disappeared.




Goku was hungry as a bear. He strolled a little more through the department store, looked at strange plastic figures that were supposed to represent him and his friends, and moved towards the exit. Alexa was waiting outside with a handbag. "There you are. I can say" you ", right?", She stormed off. Goku smiled slightly and said yes. Alexa led him through the streets. Goku saw a rotating clock: 7:10 pm.Alexa and Goku entered a pizza restaurant. They sat down at a free table and Alexa continued to flirt: "Where are you from, Son-Goku? And how do you get your hair styled like that?" But before Goku could answer, the waiter came to the table: "You wish?" Goku looked around. He slowly got used to the surroundings. "A pizza salami, please. And you Goku?" He looked at Alexa and then said: "The same as her and a glass of water, please." The waiter disappeared into the kitchen. "You also like salami pizza? And tell me, how long are you going to stay in the fitness center?", Alexandra prodded. Goku thought for a moment and then replied: "In the last few years I have been training most of the day. And now I would like to ask you something that has just been on my tongue ..." Alexa`s eyes lit up. “Who or what is a Pope?” And they went dark again. "You don't know who the Pope is?" She asked disappointed. "So here are two salami pizzas for the lady and the gentleman and a glass of water.", the waiter interrupted them. Goku and Alexa thanked them.




Goku watched Alexandra closely. He didn't want to attract attention and so he slowly took a slice of pizza and bit off a small bite. His eyes widened. Something was buzzing around in his mind: "Man, is that delicious!" Alexa was also watching her counterpart. Her thoughts said something else, however: "The way he looks at me! As if he had never seen a woman. Who knows, maybe he is still a virgin." They both ate their pizza. When they were done, Alexa checked her watch: 7:25 p.m. Goku drank his glass of water and patted his stomach. The pizza had filled him up like only a whole elephant could.


The waiter appeared again: "Did it taste good?" "Great, gigantic, great !!! You are the best!", Goku called to the waiter, who was happy afterwards. Alexandra paid the bill


and both left the restaurant. "I live just around the corner, you will definitely accompany me to the door, right?", asked Alexa. But Goku`s worries about the length of his excursion intensified. He had hoped all along that he would wake up or return from a trance, but it all seemed too real in this world. Goku accompanied Alexandra. She unlocked the door and thought she had found the right time. When Goku wanted to say goodbye, Alexa pulled him into the house by his belt. "But Alexa ... wait a minute ...", Goku threw in. But she moved on to her front door, unlocked it and took Goku by the hands into the two-room apartment. With a firm handgrip she held the reluctant Goku and switched on a dimmed, fiery red lamp. The room was bathed in a seductive hue. Alexa threw Goku on her bed, ignored his confused look and sat on his lap and pushed him down. Goku looked confused and frozen at her and stuttered: "Alexa, what .. what are you doing? "Alexa put her index finger on his mouth."She doesn't want to ...", he thought in panic. Alexa`s head now hissed: "He's definitely still a virgin, just like me. By tomorrow that will change, on both sides ..." She took off her top and threw it on a pile of manga books ( the ones she talked about). Then she fiddled with her bra and finally undid it. For Goku the measure was now full. He couldn't get a clear thought anymore, couldn't decide whether to keep his eyes open or close them. His conscience braced itself against this situation. Alexa dropped her bra next to the bed and