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Fanfic: Bulma’s Versuch/Plan F (Der Kampf)
Chapter: Bulma’s attempt / Plan F (The fight)
Holdrio, Bergheil and Juchee! :) Here again a new part of Bulma's love .. um .. curriculum vitae. I actually wanted to write earlier, but when your headache almost crashes your head, the whole thing is a little difficult. Ok ok, I already stop throwing stupid excuses around here …… (Phhh …… * insultingtrumtu *)
Well ...... then I should turn my brain on and continue spinning the ff. (Spiderwoman !! Yay me !! * g * just kidding)
And the show must go ooooon:
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When Bulma and 18 came out of the house a little later (Bulma was still red and was wearing normal underwear again), Chi-Chi waved impatiently to her. : “There you’re finally. I thought you’re not coming!” C18 was a little surprised: “Why the rush?” “I have an idea and if you hadn’t come soon, I would have forgotten it again."Bulma and 18-18 sighed. Typical chi-chi. However, this didn't give them time to let go of any ironic comments, but burst out straight away:" Vegeta only respects Saiyans if they are strong fighters, right? "Bulma looked askance at Chi-Chi:" um …… .ja ……. but what does that have to do with me ... "" You please calm down! How am I supposed to tell you my plan if you don't let me finish? "Bulma raised her hands defensively:" It's okay, it's okay. Always with Tranquillity. "Chi-Chi continued," So. What then occurred to me was this: If Bulma was stronger, Vegeta would respect her. So how about if she fights krillin ?! That shouldn't be a problem for her, and then ... "C18 put her hands on her hips:" Are you saying that Krillin is a weakling that Bulma could easily defeat? "" Well, she doesn't have the slightest chance against Goku "countered Chi-Chi pointedly. C18 boiled" Then she should fight you.She does it with her eyes closed. "" WAA--? Hey I was the strongest woman in the world from the day I was born until ... "" ...... to the day I was born "" NO, UNTIL TODAY! "Bulma stood between her nagging friends and looked helplessly from one to the other. When the two of them were on the move, the tatters flew. Finally she finished the whole thing by handing Chi-Chi a cup of tea and a plate full of cake Then she picked up the thread again where the conversation had ended so abruptly. "So you mean I should fight krillin? "C18 wrinkled his nose and Bulma continued frantically:" But I have no chance against him. I wouldn't even have a 3 minute fight against Chau. "Chi-Chi said:" Oh what! A little training with me and you'll be fit enough. "C18 looked at her coolly:" No matter how you train her, Chi-Chi. Krillin has been training since he was able to walk and he has even lifted his bottle beforehand.He told me that in any case ……………… .. it doesn't matter. What I wanted to say was that an exhibition match would be better than a real one, in which Bulma would have absolutely no chance. "Bulma agreed, nodding wildly, not having much desire to be turned into small parts by krillin.
Said and done.
The whole thing turned out to be more difficult than expected. The first problem was teaching Krillin to fight Bulma but not to hurt her, which in turn meant that he shouldn't even touch her. After Krillin finally understood the system of an exhibition match, the three ladies racked their brains on how best to fake energy attacks. C18`s thoughts literally tumbled: "You could pour gasoline over yourself, I will light you up and you scream Kaioken x40!" Bulma, who was feeling a little queasy next to C18, slipped a few meters away and lifted up in silence Ward off the hands.Chi-Chi protested too, albeit in her own way - loudly nagging. "That's all nonsense! Vegeta is not quite as stupid as Krillin looks! The -" "What the heck do you mean by not quite as stupid as Krillin looks? Have you taken a closer look at your husband?" Bulma sighed. Why did she have to choose two easily irritable chickens as best friends? It's your own fault. At the moment the two were arguing about what looked better: black hair that was anything but no hairstyle or no hair at all. `It's all well and good ... it doesn't help me at all, thought Bulma. She was so lost in thought that she didn't even notice that C18 and Chi-Chi had ended their argument by agreeing that wives would look better anyway, and now Bulma's attention was trying to get back. As Chi-Chi is known to be quite impatient, Bulma brought her back to reality with a hard blow on the head.Angry, Bulma turned around: "What the -" Chi-Chi cut off the sentence with a slight wave of the hand. "The way I see it now, the energy attacks are pretty much impracticable. Just fight the normal martial arts style, without energies. Somehow it works." "Chi-Chi is right. Somehow it works, Bulma." Bulma watched krillin like him Fought Gohan for fun and all of a sudden she realized what an absolutely stupid idea it was. On the other hand ………… ..she wanted Vegeta. And for that she had to make sacrifices. However, she hadn't quite understood why she should sacrifice herself. Before she could think about it any further and then probably would have given up, Goku said: "I can feel Vegeta's aura. He is on the way to the garden." Everyone turned their gaze to Bulma who was starting to get cold feet. Chi-Chi gave her a push in the back that made her stumble on Krillin. There she now stood in an extremely strange fighting pose (upright, hands at chest height in tiger claws, and legs bent in an X-shape) and hoped that no one, especially Vegeta, would notice her trembling knees.When Vegeta stepped out of the house to ask for food again, he raised an eyebrow in surprise. `What the heck are they doing? 'he thought to himself,' This woman actually challenges the bald man. I think I'm going nuts. But I will not miss that. `He leaned against a tree with interest and watched the two of them. Bulma's hands shook a little. How was she supposed to fight when she felt Vegeta's gaze on her? `The hell with that. Let's start. she thought to herself and started the fight. She stormed towards Krillin, clenched her hand into a fist and hit Krillin's forehead with all her strength. It was like hitting an iron. It was only with the greatest effort that she resisted the temptation to withdraw her hand and hop from one leg to the other, wailing. Krillin, however, looked up at Bulma, a little puzzled. He hadn't felt the blow in the slightest and wondered why Bulma leaned on his forehead.But then he saw his wife waving around wildly and realized that it had just been an attack and he must be injured now. He sighed inwardly, then he grabbed his forehead and began to moan: "Ouch, that hurts! Bulma! This is just a training fight! Don't be so rough!" The attacker stuck her nose into the sky and answered quite arrogant: "Well. I told you from the start you shouldn't mess with me, you wimp. You're nothing but a weak cleaning rag that you can easily throw in the next corner." She whispered to him softly: "Take that now not personally Krillin "
A few yards away, Vegeta was still leaning against the tree. His interest grew. Not the interest in Bulma, however, but the interest in how Krillin made himself a complete idiot in front of everyone. After all, the Saiyan prince was not stupid. It was impossible that an earth woman with such a low energy level could defeat a fighter like Krillin, let alone injure him.Not that Vegeta admitted that krillin was a very good fighter. No way. But Krillin was a few sizes too big for Bulma. He knew that. But he didn't say a word. The whole act was pretty interesting. He had no idea why Bulma and Krillin were staging a play here, but he didn't care either. It was amusing. And that alone was important.
Meanwhile, Bulma had gone back to attack. She hit Krillin like it was for her life. Krillin did not fend off one of her attacks with full force and he did not go into the attack either. He feared the revenge of his wife if he accidentally injured Bulma. Once again, Bulma's fist raced toward his face. This time, however, he pretended to be smacked a few meters away, got up and fell "passed out" to the ground. C18 ran up to him, whispered: "Well done Krillin" and then she shouted so loud that Vegeta just had to hear it: "Krillin has passed out, that means Bulma has won!"Bulma jumped up and down:" Juhuuu! I knew it! Krillin is a wimp! Krillin is a wimp! "Because of her skipping, she didn't notice how Vegeta pushed himself off the tree and walked slowly towards her. However, she soon began to wonder why the others were all staring over her right shoulder. She turned around with a swing and stared straight into Vegeta's face had built up in front of her. "Oh ... um ... h-hi Vegeta! W-do you want something to eat? "Vegeta slowly shook his head. Then he pointed to Krillin who was lying on the floor next to C18 and still passed out." So. So you beat the bald man, hmm !? "Bulma didn't really know what to say. But Vegeta didn't expect an answer either:" You really don't have to fool yourself on that, woman. Anyone can defeat this weakling. "Krillin jumped up and glared at Vegeta," Oh yeah ?? Our Mr. Saiyanprinz is not either --- "At that moment C18 knocked him to the ground again" Shut up!You're passed out damn it! "" Oh ... sorry "And with that he passed out again. Vegeta grinned and turned back to Bulma:" I'll give you one more chance to prove your strength. Fight me! "It was dead quiet in the garden. Bulma stared at him with big eyes and Chi-Chi's lower jaw dropped down. Everyone looked at the Saiyan prince who was standing in Brief`s garden. That was not planned. He grinned even wider and went into attack . "Come on, attack. "Bulma swallowed hard a few times, then she took heart and actually attacked! The others couldn't believe it! She actually attacked one of the strongest fighters and cruelest warriors of all time !! Bulma reached out