Sorry, for this story, but I have a terribly silly day today and I wanted to see Gohan suffer so much !!!! (I'm not a sadist!) Don't take this seriously. It's just kind of a fit of mine I hope I can at least entertain you with it. My FF are so bad that they should actually be good again. Have fun with my mental excesses !!!!!!!!


Gohan was sitting at his desk totally exhausted, chewing his pencil and drooling unnoticed on his notebook. His thoughts were far, far away. Even the screaming of Chichi, who was making the little son-goth a pig, couldn't bring him back to reality! (Wow! And that should mean something !!! Respect !!) So he dreamed until suddenly a gruesome noise reached his ear. Any normal person would have thought it was the end of the world, but instead of crawling under bed, Gohan jumped up delighted and ran to the window.This squeaking and gurgling could only be Videl. (Not Videl himself, of course, but her Helli !! * rattle *) He dashed down the stairs in a flash and greeted his girlfriend with a friendly smile. Videl hopped out of her monster mobile and ran towards Gohan. “Hello my darling! How nice to see you!” Gohan took her in his arms and hugged her. Suddenly he heard a loud "crack". Gohan wondered. "Did you hear that? What was that ?!" Videl wanted to smile, but it looked more like fingers stuck in the blender. "Don't worry, Gohan! It was just my vertebrae!" "Oh, sorry!" He wanted to apologize with a nice gesture and pushed her against the next wall with a friendly pat on the shoulder. Gohan had not expected that he would hit so hard and helped Videl peel off the wall. "I'm sorry! Honestly!" Videl beamed at him with a large gap in his teeth: "No problem !!!"* gr ns * Then Chichi came out of the house. When she saw Videl, her dark look, which only longed to torment the little Son-Goth because he had just run away, turned into an amiable grin. (180 ° Twist !!! Once around its own axis !!) "Videl, how nice to see you again! You have become a really young lady! "Videl tried to be friendly, but couldn't help but say:" Yes, I've grown quite a bit since this morning! "Chichi ignored Videl's answer, for which Son-Gohan was infinitely grateful. The eternal squabbling and squabbling of Videl and his mother was already getting on his nerves tremendously! (Gomen * hi, hi * ) Videl now turned to Gohan: "I have great news for you! You will never guess what my father did for us !!! "Gohan looked at her in surprise. (He's doing something for others? * Snort * That doesn't exist !!! I'm sorry, but my imagination ran away with me !!) Somewhat uncertainly, Gohan asked: "So? What did he do, if I may ask ?!" (Here it comes: drum roll !!!) Videl grabbed Gohan's arm: "You will never guess! He has booked for us .............. a trip on a luxury steamer !!!!! "SILENCE" Huh, huh, huh, hi, hi, ih ....... ... really good joke Videl! You make yourself! Ha, ha, ha luxury steamer ....... hi, hi, ha, ha !!!! "At that moment, Videl's head swelled to double its size and colored as red as a sunburned tomato. In the next moment the little idyllic valley of Son-Goku's family was startled by a terrifying and bloodcurdling scream. "SSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOONNNN-GOOOOHHHHHHAAAANNNNNNNN, YOU FULL IDIOT! DO I LOOK LIKE I'M JOKING ?!" Gohan's eyes were bowl-filled and he suddenly froze in his movements. Even Chichi for once shut her mouth and stared at the wild broom next to her son. Videl tried to make her voice sound very soft, but dragging fingernails over a board would have had the same effect: "My dear Gohan.I wasn't trying to joke. It was completely serious !! My father was so kind (it's just a great guy !!! * agreeing with the nod of the head *) to book this trip and I hope you know how to appreciate it! "Gohan stood bolt upright in front of Videl and put an arm behind his head, embarrassed:" Sorry! Will definitely never happen again. And of course I am infinitely grateful to your father! "Oh you shit !!" Videl took a deep breath and smiled. "That's better. Well, I don't have a lot of time! I'll pick you up around 3 tomorrow! See you! "And she was gone.


All that remained was a completely perplexed and perplexed Gohan. But before a certain relaxation could settle over him, Chichi was glued to her son. "Oh how nice! A romantic cruise! How I would have loved to do something like that with your father." She grabbed him by the Schlawitt and dragged him into the bedroom. There it was dumped on the next chair and Chichi began to dive into the endless expanse of her wardrobe.But before Gohan had the slightest chance to escape, Chichi had found what she was looking for. "With that, my darling, you will be a hit!" And already she conjured up Goku's old but gorgeous Hawaiian shirts. Gohan's eyes came out of his head. "Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie and I never wear these things !!!" "But why not ?! Look how cute. Little seahorses !!" Gohan shifts nervously on the chair: "But mother! make me the last fool !!! "Chichi's eyes narrowed to small flashes:" So, do you think so? !!! Does that mean something, your late father, Dende have mercy on him, would have made a fool of himself? !! !!!! "Son-Gohan knew it was slowly getting uncomfortable:" No, they were definitely in the past, but not today! "Suddenly Chichi began to howl like a castle dog:" Uhhhhhh and your father would be so proud of you if he could see that! What did I do wrong ???! "Gohan knew his mother only too well and he knew that this torture would only end when he was on the ground and surrendered.So he gave up and picked up a shirt with a colorful flower pattern: "Well, they're not that bad either!" Grateful looks rewarded his decision.


After Gohan finally had his peace of mind, he went to his room. He pulled a suitcase from under the bed and began to drop and place his clothes in it. Strangely enough, the shirts were not part of his luggage but flew out of the window in a high arc. Shortly afterwards, a subtle ball of energy dissolved it into its components. Gohan rubbed his hands in satisfaction: "I'd be rid of them. And now I'm going to take a shower!"


When Gohan went back to his room from the bathroom, his little brother Son-Goten was sitting on the bed. With a lizard tucked under his arm, he looked sadly at Gohan: “You mustn't go!” Gohan was surprised: “What? Why not ?!” “You wanted to train me! You promised!” Gohan grabbed his head, embarrassed: "Well, well, I ...... I'll train you when I'm back!"Son-Goten stuck out his lower lip:" You are so mean! "But Gohan knew how to wrap his little brother around his finger:" I promise you that I will bring you something nice! "Son-Goten's offended facial expression turned into a big laugh (he probably got that from his old woman!):" Oh yes, great! Get something for me! "Then he grabbed his lizard by the tail and hopped out of the room with her. He didn't seem to notice that the animal's head often banged against this and that wall.


That night Gohan could hardly sleep because of the excitement. He kept imagining how nice it would be with Videl. Alone with her to look at the sea at night, leaning arm in arm on the railing. It would be wonderful. It was also his first real vacation. It would definitely be an unforgettable experience. (oh yes, it will be !!!!!!!! * nasty grin *)


The next day, Son_gohan was exactly at 3 am in front of the front door and waited for his little friend.Then Son-Goten came around the corner. “Before you go, I want to give you something!” Son-Goten took his big brother's hand and pressed a lizard into his palm. Gohan winced in disgust. But the little one grins so lovingly that Gohan couldn't bring himself to throw them away. “So that you always think of me!” Gohan said, totally delighted: “That's really nice! Thank you!” He closed his hand to pretend that he really wanted to take it with him. But unfortunately he had squeezed a little too hard because blood oozed between his fingers. He quickly hides his hand behind his back: "Hey, hey ..... well then ........ hey, hey!" ° Videl, where the heck are you ?! Please come at last! ° Then they heard a faint crackling in the distance, which was clearly getting louder and louder ° Thank you Dende! °: "So my little one, be nice and good and don't cause mom any trouble OK ?!" "Yes, yes, I already know that!"


Videl landed on the Wieso in front of them. Chichi stepped out of the house and went to her son."So, Son-Gohan, I wish you a nice few days. And please behave properly!" Gohan holds the crushed lizard in hand. He took his luggage and ran to Helli. Much greeted him with a warm hug and a kiss: "So, are you finished, my darling? Off to paradise!" They took off and flew away. On the flight, Gohan tried to wipe the remains of the lizard from his hand so that he didn't smear everything with it.


When they got to the harbor, they went to pier nine. But slowly the excitement spread in Gohan. His first vacation and all alone with Videl! Unfortunately, however, his luck did not last long. When they arrived at the jetty, an old friend was already standing on the pier and waiting for them with loud shouts and gestures. "Papa! Videl called and ran towards him!" Gohan's jaw dropped and his eyes became as big as Reigen."That ... that mustn't ...... Oh Dende, make this all just a dream. Then he shuffled after Videl. He probably just wants to say goodbye to us! He tried to calm himself down:" Hello, sir Satan. But it's nice that they want to wave to us! "But Mister Satan patted him on the shoulder in amusement:" To wave ..... ha, ha, ha you're too weird. Of course I will go with you !!!!! "Gohan wanted nothing more than to fly home:" Ha, ha, ha, but that's ....... GREAT !!! "he tried to be happy." Isn't it ?! We will have a wonderful time together! Luckily we have a cabin together! "Gohan's eyes welled up. ° This is a nightmare !!!!!!!!! Mama !!!!!!!!! ° Videl ran up the gangway:" Come on,