small chance ... But at least a possibility. I will allow you to speak to Enma, the lord of the underworld. Maybe you are lucky and this Ginyu frog is already died. And maybe ... "" And maybe we can 'nicely persuade' him to teach us his body swap trick. "Piccolo (in Yamcha) finished the sentence. At that moment Popo came out of the palace and said "Please wait you.I have problems with Oberteufel Piccolo. No diapers big enough for him ... "Everyone, including Dende, stared at him. Diapers? Piccolo? Then Piccolo said (in Yamcha)," Are you sure you ... um ... him for me Need diapers? "Popo raised his right hand, in which he was holding a pair of dark blue / purple trousers. The kind Piccolo always wore. And this particular one was damp ..." I very, very sure ... "-" Is that embarrassing ... "Piccolo stared at the floor." You Piccolo ...? "-" What is Goku? "-" Red doesn't suit you very well ... "


Suddenly loud crying and screaming can be heard. "Oh ... devils are probably hungry!" If this statement by Popo had been everything on this topic, no one would have thought about it further. Unfortunately, hungry toddlers tend to have tantrums ... When suddenly a wall of the palace collapsed and a 1-A spiral of hell shot through the resulting hole, the measure was full.Even Dende didn't find the whole thing amusing at all by now. "Well ... Little Trunks is probably currently testing Piccolo's body extensively. I hate to say it, but you should hurry up." Dende was visibly irritated "I'll send you to Enma in a moment." He had barely said that , the second wall of the palace collapsed. "We shouldn't leave the two of them alone with this Piccolo baby. I will stay here, I am the strongest ... I'm sure I can handle him." No Kuririn (in Vegeta) could seriously contradict that. “Are you ready?” Dende was getting impatient. “We are.” And PLING! Did they suddenly find themselves in the underworld? "Oh man ... Son-Goku ... Do we have to queue at the very back? That would take forever!" - "No Piccolo, I don't think so. After all, we're not dead, and we're in a hurry too!" So the two walked past the many waiting souls, straight to the desk of the lord of the underworld."What are you two doing here? You didn't even die!" The lord of the underworld, Enma, was apparently not in the best mood. Son-Goku began to say "Well that was so ... * gush * ... bright light ... * explain * ... then Kuririn and I held Vegeta ... * gush * ... And then Bottom asked for diapers ... * burst of speech * ... so, and now we are here! " he concluded his lecture. "Did you have to tell about the diapers?" Piccolo hissed at him. "Well, we still owe you a lot ... You have saved the world more than once. This Ginyu frog has actually already been here. Hey hey ... There isn't too much water where I sent him." .. But I have neither the time nor the inclination to look for this Ginyu for you! You have to do that yourself ... - Get this frog here, then I will give it back its own body so that it can help you. And now disappear, I have work to do ... "Phew! At least that was a start."What do we do now?" asked Piccolo. "Well, first back to Dende ... Let the others know. And then ... Frog hunting in the underworld! It will be fun!" - "Yes, incredibly funny ... When I think of all the guys we are there have already sent them ... "Piccolo was literally bursting with anticipation (of course he rarely found the whole idea stupid).


Back at Dende, the two were presented with a picture of horror ... Kuririn (in Vegeta) was desperately trying to recapture Baby Piccolo. In the meantime he had found out how to fly and was now happily turning around, in diapers, above the palace. Before that, however, he must have tried a few of his body's fighting techniques. In any case, the palace looked like ... Popo, who had Bulma (in Trunks) in his arms, and Dende stood stunned next to the heap of rubble that was recently the palace. Then Kuririn (in Vegeta) landed with the kicking Piccolo baby by the hand."Man ... Phew ... * puff * ..." he gasped "... it's easier ... to take care of a ... sack of fleas! Say Piccolo, were you that bad as a child too?" - "I'd like to know ... But we don't really have time for such jokes. The good news: The Ginyu frog has already died. The bad news: We have to catch it ourselves in the underworld. Some idea like us do that, Kuririn? "-" Well, Son-Goku, no I ... Hey wait a minute! I think Muten Roshi has some fish quivers in his storage room. We could use them, right? "-" Good idea. Just how do we get it the things from the turtle island as quickly as possible? Almost all the way back towards the city, then back here ... that takes. "-" Mmm ... Yamcha always has a cell phone with him ... He says the girls like it Take a look in your pockets, Piccolo. Then we could call the letters and tell Yamcha to get it and then come over here en shall ... "In fact, Yamcha’s cell phone was in his jacket pocket.Kuririn (in Vegeta) dialed the number. Unfortunately, he had Mrs. Briefs on the other end of the line ... "How? Yes, cure here ... um Vegeta. No, we won't come to dinner. Would you please give me Bulma ... No, we won't come to either Have a coffee ... Would you please Bul ... Yes, your daughter is really pretty ... Give me ... NEIIIIIIIIIN! DAMN IT AGAIN !!! SHUT THE FLAP! YOU WILL GIVE ME BULMA NOW! OR I'LL LOSE FINALLY, PATIENCE ... "Son-Goku (in Kuririn) was amazed, that was the original quote from Vegeta ... In the meantime, Kuririn had explained everything to Yamcha and he said he would be on his way immediately ...








Chapter 5 - Fiddling in Stereo




When Kuririn called, Yamcha (in Bulma) was standing naked in Bulma's room in front of the large mirror ... Hey hey! If Bulma only knew that her ex was gazing at her curves with glee ... She would freak out! When Kuririn finally got Bulma's mother to bring him / her the phone with a subtle outburst of anger, which came across really well thanks to Vegeta's body (and voice), she stormed into Bulma's room without knocking.Usually just annoying, this was embarrassing now ...


A quarter of an hour later, Yamcha (in Bulma) was at the wheel of his ... your plane. Too bad that Bulma couldn't fly herself. Somehow he was relieved, so there was a possibility that he and the others could get their own bodies back. Why did he have to have such bad luck and catch Bulma's body of all people? Goku or Vegeta, yes that would have been it! Or Piccolo, that would be nice too ... Or? No, better not piccolo! Then it would be over with the girls ...! Girls? "Oh, shit ...!" He had spoken out loud in shock when a slightly amusing, more precisely horrific, thought shot through his head. Girls ... grabbing ... Muten Roshi! The hottest old man you could only imagine! And now, right now, Yamcha was in the object of his, roshis, desire ... in a female being. And that wouldn't change in the next half hour either.How was he supposed to keep that old, horny goat away?




Less than a hundred kilometers away, Vegeta (in Son-Goku) had a completely different problem. To be more precise, two: 1. How do I get the paint to stay on the brush first and then on the wall later? (A legitimate question, because most of it ended up on his clothes or in Gohan's hair, who painted the lower half of the shed.) And 2. How do I avoid Goku's wife attacking me with various kitchen utensils? Good question, next question ... Because he didn't want to get to know the meat fork or the rolling pin again. Both of them were painfully remembered in his head or backside ... And this is how it happened: ChiChi, who is known to not like all fighting, flying and the like, made this unmistakably clear. Vegeta (in Son-Goku) just hovered about a meter above the floor to get to the upper half of the wall ... Then ChiChi, who was probably just cooking, came up.With the meat fork in hand. "SON-GOKU! COME DOWN IMMEDIATELY!" A miracle that the window panes remained intact ... Gohan dropped the brush in shock. But Vegeta (in Son-Goku) did not react. He just ignored her ... ChiChi couldn't let that happen, of course. And since she couldn't get at him otherwise, she took the meat fork and stabbed him heartily in the ass. "AUAAAAAAAAAHH!" That was too much even for Vegeta and he slapped the floor like a wet sack ... Of course, on his already battered bottom. "SON-GOKU! * Keif * What are you doing to ignore me? * Screaming * Besides ... We are decent people! * Scream * So you will paint the shed like a decent man! CLEAR? With a ladder !!! * roar * ... "she continued screaming and then trudged back towards the house. The only thing that Vegeta managed to say after this shock was "Where's the ladder?" ... The rolling pin made its appearance shortly after his unsuccessful attempt to set up the ladder.In a nutshell, what happened could be summarized as follows: 1) ladder broken; 2) ChiChi runs out of the house with a rolling pin (Warning: she's angry!); 3) rolling pin comes into contact with head (result: bump + broken rolling pin); 4) ChiChi runs into the house. The whole thing lasted just under a minute and left behind a giggling Gohan and a Vegeta trembling with anger (evil tongues would say with fear, he he ...) After this 'sensitive motivation', Vegeta went to work with undreamt-of zeal. (Maybe the 'bad tongues' are not so wrong? Mmm?) After a while, his hair was already more white than black, Son-Gohan exclaimed "Hey Papa! You missed something! Do that quickly before the paint gets dry ... "That was too much. Definitely. End, end, end! Vegeta (in Son-Goku) tightened his hand around the brush and the paint can. CRASH! The can was crushed and Gohan got a flood of paint. "DAD! Do you still have them all?" Vegeta furiously threw his painting utensils into the bushes."Shit damn it! Kakarott you dog! If I catch you, you can experience something ... I ..." Then his gaze fell on Gohan. He was about to