start screaming ... It wasn't his papa! That was ... That sounded like Vegeta! He wanted to call for his mother, but Vegeta was faster. In a flash he landed and put one hand over Gohan's mouth and with the other he held him tight. Gohan, who despite all efforts could not free himself from the grip of his 'father', panicked. He saw only one possibility ... So he pushed his teeth apart enough for a finger to fit in between and bit down with all his might ...




Yamcha (in Bulma) had now landed on Turtle Island. And as expected, the first thing Muten Roshi took a closer look at was his, that is, Bulmas, but quite considerable bust size. Anyway, trying to explain the seriousness of the situation to this lusty pig was impossible. He wasn't listening anyway but rather crept under his shirt with his eyes.So Yamcha just asked “Where are the fish quivers?” Roshi thought for a moment and then said “Back there in the storage room ... All the way BACK and all the way DOWN ...” So on to the storage room. Yamcha opened the door and bent down ... suddenly he felt a hand on his bum. "Sorry ... tripped!" Roshi mumbled. Bulma would surely have pounded him by now, but Yamcha kept on searching. Finally he gave up. "They are not there!" he said and turned around. He just noticed how Roshi made a camera disappear. "Uh yes ... I was wrong! Hey hey ... I'm getting old ... Here they are!" Then he pulled out the objects of Yamcha’s desire from behind his back. He quickly grabbed the quiver and ran to his plane. He had wasted enough time! Encouraged by the unexpectedly friendly reaction of 'Bulmas' to his groping action, Roshi called him / her after "Hey! How about a round of 'paff-paff' again? ... ... ... Mmm?What a shame, she no longer hears. Well, I still have the photos ... "




Vegeta meanwhile struggled to suppress a cry of pain. Shit, could the little one bite hard ... "Gohan ... Shut up!" he hissed to him "You're right, I'm not your father. I'm Vegeta. I'll let you go now and then I'll explain everything to you ... But your mother mustn't find out anything!" - - - - - "WHAT can I do not experienced? SON-GOKU! IMMEDIATELY LET GO OF OUR SON! "Oh shit! ChiChi had heard his last sentence! Somehow Vegeta had a very strange feeling in his stomach now ... And somehow he wished he was now very, very far away ... "Uh ... ... ... * Speechless silence *" ...








Chapter 6 - Frog hunting in the underworld




Ssssss ... KLONG! Yamcha had landed on the platform with the glider. He got out and ... "What the ...?!" Baby Piccolo, as Goku and Co. christened their problem child much to the displeasure of the `real` Piccolo, had in the meantime felt like doing something again play.He had escaped his `nanny` Kuririn (in Vegeta) again and was now up to mischief in the remains of the palace. Always closely followed by Kuririn, who desperately tried to catch him again. The others stayed out of it with the explanation: `` Even if we should catch him, he would be too strong for us anyway ... '' In truth, they were royally amused by the hustle and bustle of Baby Piccolo and his Vegeta mom. Even Dende and Popo couldn't help grinning despite the serious situation. With the exception of Piccolo (in Yamcha), of course, who was floating cross-legged in the air and tried to meditate. But the attempt remained, because after about ten minutes his legs fell asleep and his back was stiff. Obviously, humans weren't quite as agile as Namekians. When Yamcha got out, everyone turned to face him. "I have it! - Listen to Kuririn ... Please come here for a moment ..." Yamcha (in Bulma) sounded very friendly.Dangerously friendly ... Kuririn gave up trying to catch Baby Piccolo and landed next to Yamcha. "What then, Yamcha?" - "Mmm, let me put it this way ... ARE YOU STILL IN YOUR BODY TO COURSE ROSHI? "Oh heavens ... * chattering teeth * ... Now I'm deaf!" - "When you two are done with the monkey theater, can we finally look for that damn frog? - I finally want to have my own body back ... Besides, I just can't get used to eating. I feel really sick from eating! "-" That's right Piccolo, now that you say it ... Your face is green again ... * grin * .. . "Goku couldn't resist this comment, but as was to be expected Piccolo (in Yamcha) couldn't laugh at it at all. In order not to irritate Piccolo any further (his face had changed from `I'm-sick-green`-green to` I'm-bursting-with-angry`-red) they decided to get to work straight away.Dende sent her back to the Lord of the Underworld and from there it went on to Hell. Only Kuririn was left behind again ... 'And this time please take care of him ...! `Piccolo (in Yamcha) had said to him. So ... So now they were in Hell. "Um ... Does any of us know our way around here? At least a little bit? You maybe Piccolo ...? After all, you're the devil ..." - "I have to disappoint you Yamcha. I've never been here either!" - "Great ... We are stuck here in what is probably the worst place in the universe, and none of us has the slightest idea of ​​where to go ... And to top it all, I'm a weak woman!" So began the hunting expedition. Well, hell is really big and such a frog is pretty small, and that means: Search! After about five hours, our three friends had already searched two swamps, a desert and a mountain and other things, they landed on a grassy plain.Yamcha (in Bulma) sank exhausted on the floor and threw his quiver into the grass "Man ... We really wouldn't have needed the parts. Not a frog far and wide ... Not even an earthly one, let alone a Namekian one ... I'm done! "-" Pah ... You have to say that! We had to carry you the whole time! "Piccolo (in Yamcha) also sank into the grass, and so did Son-Goku (in Kuririn) gasped quite a bit "Uff ... * puff * ... Didn't think that Bulma weighs so much ..." - "Come on, we can still rest when we've found him!" Piccolo could really be a real slave driver be. And already it went on, this time Piccolo Yamcha tucked under his arm "Hey ... Ouch! Don't squeeze so hard!" - "You just keep complaining ... I can always let go of you when I don't feel like it anymore I have to listen to your nagging! "And that was quiet. A few minutes later, Son-Goku (in Kuririn) had spotted something some distance away ... "Hey guys!Look over there ... there's a house! ... Mmm! That smells like food! " - "Yes. But after the burnt! "-" Ugh, devil! don't eat again ... I feel sick from the last time ... "But Piccolo was overruled by Goku and Yamcha. They approached the house and landed. KNOCK KNOCK! Nothing ... KNOCK KNOCK!!! Still nothing ... BOOM BOOM ... KRACKS! Door broken ... "Tze ... Not very stable the part! "-" Son-Goku you are really impossible ... "groaned Piccolo." Hello? Is there someone there? ... ... ... you know what? I don't think there is anyone! "-" Yamcha? "-" Yes Piccolo? "-" Please remind me that I am asking Dende to organize some brain for him! "-" It's good ... * grin * ... "There was no one there, but the food was still on the stove in the kitchen. And of course Son-Goku pointedly pointed towards it ..." We can not easy ... "-" Of course we can! "shouted Son-Goku and started over the pots. Yamcha (in Bulma) shrugged his shoulders and then took a portion too.- * grumble * - "Hey Piccolo, what's there to grumble? You don't have to eat anything!" - "I didn't say anything. Goku, I think you ..." - * grumble * - "You , iff think * munch * that was your * chew * stomach. * gulp * better said mine ... you should eat something. " said Yamcha, chewing. Eat. IGITT! Piccolo (in Yamcha) just couldn't get used to the bad taste of the stuff. And anyway, it was really disgusting to chew the stuff to a pulp and then to swallow it ... But he was hungry, that was true. His stomach was really hurting, a feeling he hadn't known before. Really uncomfortable ... So he also took a plate, a fork and a small (very small) portion. How was that again? Eat on the fork, open your mouth, eat in (ugh, devil, it tastes awful!), Chew, swallow. Phew ... made it! And the next bite ... Piccolo tried to chew as little as possible this time. A short time later they sat down and more or less satisfied (Son-Goku and Yamchu more, Piccolo less) and went looking again.Suddenly Piccolo shouted "Down immediately! Land!" In a dive, he started to land, closely followed by Son Goku, who was now wearing Yamcha. The two were wondering what was Piccolo doing? Piccolo landed next to a bush and then disappeared into the undergrowth ... * gag * ... * spit * ... "Strange ... the food wasn't THAT bad!" After a few minutes Piccolo still came out choking the bushes and sat on the ground. "Well, just to make one thing clear ..." he gasped "... That was the LAST TIME I ate! So if you don't want your body to starve, you should find that fucking frog quickly!" QUAK! What was that? That sounded like ... QUAK! The frog hopped between Piccolo's feet. It had a tail and two antennae on its head ... a Namek frog! It had to be Ginyu! Goku (in Kuririn) and Yamcha (in Bulma) responded quickly, as did Piccolo. While the latter shot forward to catch the frog in his hand, the other two tried their quivers.With the result that Piccolo caught the frog and the other two Piccolo's head ... "Would you both be so nice and ... WOULD TAKE THESE TOUGH NETS FROM MY HEAD ?!" - "Take it easy. The main thing is that we have the frog. .. "* slip *" Damn it slipped out of my hand! Shit is slippery ... All because of your foolishness! "-" Don't talk so much, better catch him again! "What happened now was like one Driven hunt ... But somehow the hunt would not be successful. That damned miser simply wouldn't sit still! And various `incidents` such as B. Son-Goku's painful attempt to run down a tree (this time Son-Goku pulled the shorter one ...) or Yamchu's `spot landing` in an anthill (the ants weren't exactly happy about this visit ... ouch!) Did the rest. But finally ... there he was! Run ...