EXCLUSIVE - The Revenge of the Cucumber (Sorry Piccolo ...)






So guys, how am I supposed to understand, huh? Verbal attempted murder, huh? With Vegeta as a weapon! I actually really enjoy living, just to clarify that!


Meanwhile, by the way, two are already after me because of this stupid video tape ... Both want to prevent it from being demonstrated. On the one hand Vegeta, but you already know that ... And recently also Piccolo! He's probably feeling pretty sick too. Since then, Vegeta has finally put him at number 1 on his very personal "10 People I want to kill" list. I think I already like it ... So in 7th place. Doubtful honor ...


I think there is only one way to finally get rid of this annoying thing ... So here it is! The much discussed, eagerly awaited video tape with the title: The revenge of the cucumber! And if you think Piccolo wouldn't do something like that, I can assure you of one thing: he sometimes develops a downright devilish sense of humor ...

I wish you a lot of fun ...


Oh yes, donations for a coffin are welcome. I think I need one in size M ...






Vegeta: Tomorrow.


Bulma: Good morning Vegeta!


Trunks: Tomorrow, Pap ...


Vegeta: Don't you dare say that!


Trunks: Tomorrow.


Piccolo: Tomorrow.


Vegeta: Uhhh! What is the green cucumber doing here ?!


Bulma: Honestly ... Piccolo is our guest!


Vegeta: Your maybe ... For me it's a green cucumber! I'll take a shower...


Piccolo: The poor shower ...


Vegeta: Green cucumber!


Piccolo: Little poisonous dwarf!


Bulma: Shut up, both of you!


Trunks: Adults ... * roll eyes *


Piccolo: Brrr ... I'll be right back!


Bulma: where are you going?


Piccolo: Just get something ... * oberteufelBlick *


Bulma: Trunks, go to your room!


Trunks: Why then, mom?


Bulma: Because I think it's going to be uncomfortable here!

Trunks: It's really cool!


Bulma: Like the father ... * moan *


Piccolo: Is Vegeta finished yet?


Bulma: You were quick ... No, he's still in the shower.


Piccolo: Good ...


Trunks: What do you have in that bucket?


Piccolo: color ...


Bulma: I suspect something terrible. What kind of colour?


Piccolo: Green ... How did you do that with your teacher the other day, Trunks?


Trunks: We had water in there ...


Piccolo: Green color goes better with Vegeta ...


Trunks: Look, the bucket comes SO on the slightly opened door! Lift me a little higher ... Good. Sit!


Bulma: Please not in my kitchen ...!


Trunks: Because of the color?


Bulma: No. Because of Vegeta ...


Vegeta: Woman! Where are the big towels? I'm soaking wet and this is way too small ... * splash *


Bulma: * gulp * It's really too small ...


Trunks: He just fell off anyway!


Piccolo: Yuck! A naked Saiyan ...!

Trunks: A naked, GREEN Saiyan ...


Piccolo: I actually like the color very much ... * fiesGrins *


Vegeta: WHO WAS THAT ?! I'M KILLING THAT !!!


Piccolo: First get dressed ... Or at least pick up the towel!


Trunks: Hey, red and green go very well together!


Bulma: Don't irritate him any more ...


Vegeta: * after grabbing the towel * I'll be right back! * turn * * slip * ouch! My bum!


Bulma: Piccolo, I think you should take the opportunity and get out ...


Piccolo: Yeah, I ... Hey Yamcha! What are you doing with the camera?


Bulma: Camera?


Trunks: Camera!


Vegeta: K A M E R A? ! ! !


Yamcha: * gulp * I'm filming ... * shivering * * drops the camera * (picture is upside down ... - editor's note)


Piccolo: I'll be off ... Please make me a copy of the tape! * from the window *


Yamcha: Don't leave me alone with this crazy man ... * whettin the garden *

Vegeta: * wetzHinterher * (without towel ... - editor's note)


Trunks: * curious is * * run behind *


Bulma: Trunks, please get a rag ... Trunks ??? Typical again! The guys are having fun and I can clean afterwards!






That was it. Let's see how long I'll live ... By the way, I have Vegeta's personal "10 People I want to kill" list here ... I can now publish it ... It probably doesn't matter anymore anyway. By the way, I'm better at running than I thought.


Once again, the list could only be obtained by bribing ... I remember ... A question for Trunks, I hope you're watching too ... Which math task should I do for you again? Page 17 number 4, or page 14 number 7?






Vegeta's personal "10 People I want to kill" list


1. The cucumber (Piccolo - editor's note)


2. The weakling (Yamcha - editor's note)


3. SenzuBean (gulp!- Note from ZuBean)


4. The wasps in the garden (During his hunt for Yamcha he ran into a wasp's nest - editor's note)


5. The ants in the garden (while hunting for Yamcha he also stepped on an anthill - editor's note)


6. The pharmacist (there was not enough ointment for wasp stings and ant bites in stock - editor's note)


7. Kakarott (Son-Goku; some time ago the number 1 - editor's note)


8. The guy from the pizza service (100 super special pizzas were not available - editor's note)


9. The tailor (where Bulma buys his clothes - editor's note)


10. Bulma's eye doctor (does not recognize her color blindness - editor's note)