EXCLUSIVE - The marriage strike






Yawn !!!


Hello people ... Sorry, I'm still a little tired today ... Do you already know the latest? I have a lodger ... But let's start from the beginning.


The evening before yesterday. It was raining twine outside and inside I had just made myself comfortable with various staple foods in front of the TV. I know, cola, chips, popcorn, pizza ... And I had already picked out a few nice videos. For starters something easy to digest, e.g. B. the 'Naked Cannon' 1 to 3 ... a real classic. And then a few nice horror flicks for later ... I could have safely skipped them, because I had 'The devil is coming at midnight' live ...


In fact, the doorbell rang around eleven thirty ... And now guess who was there, wet to the bone, in front of my door? Piccolo! Before I could say anything he was already inside ... Do you have any idea how much water fits in his cloak?I measured it after wiping it up ... it was exactly 8.7 liters. The part is pretty absorbent ...


Now, of course, you ask yourself what the heck (you can't say the devil ... Editor's note) who wants to come from me. Well, he moved out of Dende's or fled from there. Why? Well, just listen to the following tape, you probably already have a clue ...






ChiChi: Goku still refuses to go to work ... That slacker! And we don't have enough money in front and behind!


Videl: Gohan is not a bit better than his father!


C18: Yes, I know that! Kuririn is just as lazy ... If I hadn't made the deal with Mister Satan, we'd be broke too ...


Bulma: If only that was ... Vegeta almost blew up the booth for the umpteenth time this week! But he's lazy too, that's right ...


Lunch: Well, my Tien is actually not that bad ... HATSCHI!That wretched lazy sack! He doesn't even need to come back until he has a job! This trumpet!


ChiChi: That expression ...!


Videl: I'm used to it ... My father knocks like that too.


ChiChi: He's a man too!


C18: But she is right!


Bulma: Exactly!


ChiChi: So we agree that it is because of the laziness of our men ...


Bulma: Not only ...


ChiChi: What else? Didn't even know that you still have a reason ...


Bulma: It doesn't work that way in bed either!


C18: Doesn't he want to, or can't he?


Bulma: The latter ...


Videl: I don't think this is the right place or the right time to talk about Vegeta's ...


Lunch: why not? Here we women are among us! The guys should get dressed warmly ...!


C18: So there are no problems with Kuririn in the relationship. What's Goku like in bed?


ChiChi: That's nobody's business!

C18: It can't be that bad ... After all, you already have two children!


Videl: Yes, and I married one of them. I fool!


C18: Now let's hear what you plan to do with your guys ...


Bulma: Well, first of all the kitchen stays cold! With that, at least ChiChi and I will hit our men hard!


ChiChi: Exactly!


Bulma: And then I secretly dismantled his G-room tonight ...


C18: I gave Kuririn a suitcase and threw it out! He's probably crouching around somewhere and howling!


Lunch: Great idea ... HATSCHI! Oh poor Kuririn! He's such a nice guy!


C18: Pah ... Nice guy, don't worry! Lazy sack!


ChiChi: Super 18! The men do not understand any other language! Immediately afterwards, when I'm back home, Goku flies out too!


Bulma: The idea is already unique ... But whether Vegeta can do that with him?


C18: Don't worry ... I'm still there too!If he struggles, I'll give him such a kick in the rear that he'll fly until the next week!


Lunch: My poor Tien ... No, it can be so cruel ... HATSCHI! All right! The three-eye flies out too! And this porcelain doll Chao-Zu right after ... I've been pissing me off for a long time anyway!


Videl: I have no choice but to participate. You will already know what to do, after all, you've been together with your men for a long time ... How long should that go on?


ChiChi: At least until the gang has a decent job!


C18: Exactly!


Bulma: Vegeta and work? Better not...


ChiChi: And what do you want from him then? It can't just be because of the love life ...


Bulma: He should stop destroying something all the time ...


Videl: If that goes well!






Well ... they HAVE kicked out their men. And then they moved into God's palace, Dende didn't mind.Piccolo initially either ... And now he's staying with me for the time being. He said I owed him something about the video ... If nothing worse comes up, that's fine with me. Oh, because of worse ... Bulma has developed an antidote for the Pilli candy. So be careful, you won't get rid of Vegeta that way!


And why did Piccolo flee? To answer this question I organized the following tape ...






Vegeta: If I get this woman, then ...


Son Goku: Hungry!


Vegeta: Shut up!


Kuririn: Exactly! It's all your fault, Son Goku!


Son Goku: Why is that?


Vegeta: If you hadn't married this monster woman, she wouldn't have put this flea in our wives' ears!


Gohan: Watch out, you're talking about my mother!


Tenshinhan: Yes ... Then we would still live at home ...


Son Goku: God's palace isn't that bad ...

Gohan: And Popo is really good at cooking!


Vegeta: But you can't train properly here ... The mini cucumber doesn't let us into the space of spirit and time ...


Goku: Cucumber? Hunger!!!


Tenshinhan: Oh man, I'm beginning to understand why ChiChi kicked you out ...


Son Goku: What do you mean ?!


Kuririn: Yes, be very quiet Tenshinhan! You leave your clothes lying around everywhere ...


Tenshinhan: Pah ... And you're an angel, aren't you? Who regularly floods the bathroom ?!


Vegeta: Shut up!


Goku: If anyone got kicked out of here with good reason, it's Vegeta!


Vegeta: Say that again !!!


Son Goku: Of course. You are unbearable ... you eat like a madman ...


Kuririn: I think I still know someone ...


Son Goku: ... block the bathroom for hours ... and you snore!


Vegeta: Do you still have them all ?! How do you even want to know?

Goku: I fled to your room to sleep after Kuririn put his foot in my mouth while I was sleeping ...


Kuririn: Phew! I was lucky that you didn't nibble it off me ...


Vegeta: That sounds different!


Tenshinhan: Oh man, you two fight almost like a married couple!


Vegeta: WHAT ?!


Goku: WHAT ?!






I'm not surprised that Piccolo couldn't take THAT anymore ... Piccolo ... Brrr! It's getting on my nerves a lot now. For example this morning ... I go to the bathroom, have a quiet shower, get dressed ... And only afterwards notice that a Namek was hovering over the bathtub the whole time! (Muten Roshi would be green with envy .. - Note from the editor.) (Stupid pun ... - Note from SenzuBean) And don't let him on your computer if you should have the pleasure with him. .. Does the function 'format C: /' tell you anything? - Then everything is clear ...

Up soon!








And now finally something really sad ...


I have two messages for you, a good and a bad ... let's start with the bad, contrary to tradition:


From Sunday (June 2nd, 2002) I'll be at the vocational school in Paderborn for 8 weeks, without an internet connection!


And now the good ones (actually there are two):


1. I will continue to write anyway! (What are laptops for?)


2. I always go home for the weekend. (What are floppy disks for? I pull my FF's off the laptop and bring them with me ... I have internet at home!)


I will probably always have a few things to upload on the weekend. I hope it doesn't matter if the sequels take a little longer (just a week ...) during this time ...




SenzuBean