Translation

Fanfic: Bei H&M und C&A Teil 1

Chapter: At H&M and C&A part 1



,, Vegeta! "Shouted Bulma." What is it? "


Bulma jumped off the washing machine and opened the machine.


,,Oh no! ", she moaned. Vegeta glanced inside and now he understood. All the laundry had run in."


"Bulma, why is it so small now?"


“We didn't pay attention to the time, now we don't have any suitable clothes. Because I washed everything! "" We still have clothes, "said Vegeta, pulling up his pants.


“You might, but not me, because you tore mine up earlier. The other things should dry today ... we can throw them away now. Or do you know someone who plays with dolls? ",, Well ... Freezer ..." ,, Got it! Vegeta, maybe I have some more things in my bedroom closet. Do you have a look "" Go yourself. "" SHOULD I RUN NAKED THROUGH THE BUILDING WHILE YOUR FATHER IS LURKING HERE SOMEWHERE ?????????? "" It's okay ... "Vegeta went into the bedroom. He came back 10 minutes later wearing a red polka dot dress.

“Vegeta, haven't you found anything else? "Yes, but I can't touch those things, you said. What's their name again?" "Bra ... Damn, do I have to wear this dress now? "" What's wrong with that? "" It's a little too tight ... and my bust is emphasized too much! "" Well, all the better! "Vegeta said, clapping his hands.


So Bulma had to put on the red polka dot dress. While she was doing this, Vegeta went to the closet. King Vegeta was lying there, unconscious.


"Vegeta, I'll go into the bedroom again and have a good look ..." Bulma said. She left the basement.


In the meantime the other Saiyajins and Namekians had returned from town.


“Where's Vegeta? ", Nappa asked." He wanted to tell me the access code for the porn channel. "


Suddenly everyone heard loud screams that sounded very angry. They came from the basement. They all ran there curiously. Vegeta yelled at his father.

,,FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DID YOU COME BACK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! ??!? ",, I was just hungry ..." ,, YOU BUT HAD MONEY !!!!!!!!!!!!!! "" Spent ... at McDonald`s ... But look Vegeta. There was a Smurf in the Happy Meal. "" DUE TO A SMUMP YOU HAVE NO MONEY MORE AND WILL COME BACK ?????? WHY DID YOU COME INTO THE BASEMENT?!?!?!?! DID YOU NOT NOTICE THAT BULMA AND I HAVE MAKED UP?!?!?! "The Saiyans who had their ears taped to the door, so to speak, perked up and started giggling.


"Hi, Hi, Hi", giggled Raditz. "Well. This is our Vegeta ..." Nappa, on the other hand, burst into tears. ,, BUÄH, my sweet little Vegeta, sniffed, sniffed, how could he, he was such a lovely boy, always ruined everything and now he's turned into a ...! "" Oh Nappa ... ", Raditz tried to comfort him. “We all knew it would come to this. But take a look. He's grown up ... and ... okay!"To the word" grown up "Nappa had responded with plaintive outbursts of emotion. While the Saiyajins were trying to comfort Nappa, Trunks asked Piccolo:


"Piccolo, what does my papa think? ", Huh? .... Uh .... well .... he ... he means ..... uh ... uh .... * cough * ..... that .. .uh ... you're still a little too small for that, I'll explain later ..... "


Bulma joined them. She was wearing her bust-enhancing dress because she hadn't found another one. The male Saiyans stared at them. And she stared at the male Saiyajins. Then the same thing happened as with Muten-Roshi. The Saiyajins got googly eyes and blood gushed from their noses in floods, splattering Bulma.


,, IIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you crazy? I have no other dress! Just my underwear! "" Oh yes, put on your underwear, Bulma-Mouse! "Shouted Bardock enthusiastically. In response, she gave him one.


When Bulma announced that the Saiyajins' clothes had also shrunk, they suddenly became angry. ,,Woman!What does this mean? "Bardock snapped." Hey! ", suddenly an angry voice called from behind them. Vegeta had come out of the basement. “Only I have the right to call her a woman! "The Saiyans started grinning again.


,, Well, was it nice in the basement? ", Son-Goku asked curiously." Huh? "" Why did you shit your father up like that? ", Raditz asked. Vegeta and Bulma turned fiery red. The Saiyajins roared with laughter.




So in the afternoon they had to go into town to buy clothes. Bulma had the idea to go to H&M. She had borrowed clothes from Vegeta and had to walk through the streets with rickety clothes, but better than nothing. The Saiyans came with me too.


At first Bulma wanted to go to the women's department to get out of those horrible Vegeta clothes as soon as possible. The Saiyajins wanted to give them expert advice.


,, Bulma! ", Goku exclaimed enthusiastically." Try this bra on here, it would look good on you!"Bulma sighed. ,, No!" ,, Ohhhhr, Bulma, ey, this is really cool, put it on! "said King Vegeta." I hate tight leather suits! "" Bulma! "What is it, VEGETA ?!" "I'm hungry ..." "Cool !!", some Saiyajins suddenly shouted. "Bulma, do you already have ultra-hot thongs? "" YES, DAMN! "" You have to show them to us! "


Finally Bulma gave the Saiyajins money so that they could buy something to eat by the North Sea and they could finally have some rest.


45 minutes later everyone came back.


,, BULMA! "" What? "" There's nothing nice to buy up there! "" Where have you been? "" On the North Sea! But there is only water! "" I mean the snack bar, you idiots! "" Say that right away ... "


At least Bulma had had enough time to pick out clothes and pay for them. Now she finally looked neat again. Now it went to the men's department ...






To be continued soon ("At H&M and C&A Part 2")
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