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Fanfic: Bei H&M und C&A Teil 2
Chapter: At H&M and C&A part 2
I would like to thank you again for all the great comments. I didn't really deserve that ...
In the men's department it took forever, because all Saiyajins needed new things and everyone had their own taste.
,, Bulma, what do you think? Does purple suit me ", asked Nappa." How much does the shirt cost, Nappa? "" Is on special offer. 43 euros. "" Purple looks great on you! "
It went much faster with King Vegeta. He knew exactly what he wanted, only Bulma was of a slightly different opinion.
,,No, no, and once again no!"
,,But why not?"
"It doesn't suit you, it doesn't suit you and I won't buy it for you!"
"Who said that I want to put this on? ", he asked grumpily and took the bra back into the women's department. Vegeta, however, was pretty undecided. He didn't really care what he ended up with. Because it didn't matter what he chose, in the end Bulma always disagreed , so he let her decide for him right away.
"Vegeta, hm, you need new shirts and pants," she said and went to a rack. "Yes, yes, if you mean ..."
He sat down in a comfortable chair and nodded every now and then when Bulma showed him the T-shirts she had chosen. So after a while he had gathered a considerable pile of clothes without having to make any particular effort. Bulma was pretty happy with her choice for him, rather not her own.
“Oh, I think we'll go to C&A again. It's bargain week there. "
So all the Saiyajins trotted after her, through the whole streets, like a big, very big school class, all the way to C&A.
Actually, the Saiyajins could have gone home, because they had enough things for the next few weeks, unless they messed up with tomato ketchup and red wine again, but Bulma was of the opinion that she hadn't had enough and someone had to yes drag the bags.So every single Saiyajin was kept busy.
While Bulma tried this and that on, the warriors stretched their legs and bought an empty ice cream parlor. Vegeta and Goku didn't feel like having ice cream and preferred to stay with C&A. But both were bored. Vegeta ran around in circles and Goku stared holes in the air.
“Vegeta, do we want to play something? ", Goku asked." Does that have to be? "" Oh, please, please. "" You're lucky that I'm in a good mood today. That's why I say NO in a very friendly manner! "But Goku just kept annoying him until Vegeta finally said:
,,All right. Look Over there is the children's corner. Should i take you there " ,,Yes!"
They went there. On the television that was there, the oh-so-loved series "Teletubbies" was on.
If Kakarott sings along, I'll behead myself, thought Vegeta. Fortunately, he didn't. “I already know the episode. It's boring. And now I don't feel like playing either. "
,, Tell me, who did you get your stupidity from? From Bardock? It's not that stupid. "
“No, Chichi said that Gohan was so 2 years old that you should watch your child's behavior closely and watch TV programs with your child so that you can get an idea of what a child is doing in the series feels and one should somehow empathize with the children. And that includes the Teletubbies. "
Vegeta: ,, ......... ??????????? ........... ????????? HÄ ??????????? And do you still believe that? "
,,Sure, of course!"
"Didn't Chichi enlighten you?"
,,About what?"
“About the brainwashing a woman does to her husband with it! Bulma ranted something like that too. That seems to be a natural instinct of women ... "
,,Hm. Ah, whatever. Oh yes, Chichi also said that I needed a lot of new pants. So I'm going to choose some now. "
So Vegeta and Goku ran through the men's section to find pants for Goku.After a few minutes of searching, they had made a shortlist. Goku went into the changing room and Vegeta waited outside.
,, Vegeta! ", Goku called." What is it, Kakarott? "" Come here. "Are you crazy? You probably only have underpants on. Please spare me this sight." "But you have to help me, I can't get the pants shut. "" Resign yourself to the fact that it is too small. "" Only a few millimeters are missing, then I have it closed, help me! "
Sighing, Vegeta went into the cabin. Goku sat on the chair and tried desperately to get his pants shut.
,, And what exactly should I help you with? ", Vegeta asked." Can you button them? I can't do it and you, as a Saiyan prince, are much stronger than me ... "
Vegeta ignored the mocking tone. He crouched down.
“Ok, pull in your stomach, hold your breath. "" It's good. 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... HMPFFFFFFF! "Goku took a deep breath and pulled in his stomach. Vegeta squeezed and tugged and barely managed to button Goku's pants.
,, Phew! ", he huffed." That would be done. How do you feel? "Goku sat like a fluffed blackbird and didn't exhale, but stared at Vegeta.
,, I ... get ... no ..... air ...... more ....... ", he gasped and when he exhaled, the button burst off and shot like one Bullet around in the cabin, hitting the back of Vegeta's head.
,,OUCH!!!! Menno, watch out, I'm not a grouse! ", he shivered and ran out of the cabin. Outside he looked around and after a while saw Bulma.
,, Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulma, I'm here! "Bulma came running to him.
"There you are, my dear. "Did you find clothes for yourself?" "No, not much. I think I'll go to the Eastern Capital tomorrow. There you have the best fashion. Are you coming? "Ok. Wait a minute. I think I forgot something ..... oh, not so important." Vegeta and Bulma left C&A.
,, V ... Vegeta ...? "it came from the cabin.
When Vegeta woke up the next morning, Bulma was already gone and left for the eastern capital. The stupid alarm clock had woken him. It was ten o'clock. Vegeta threw the annoying thing against the wall and it fell silent.
When he got to the kitchen, some desperate looking Saiyajins were sitting at the table.
,,What is? "asked Vegeta." Bulma, "said King Vegeta simply. ,,And? "" She's gone! She still made breakfast for us, but she said that she probably won't be there for a couple of hours and who is going to make our lunch for us? "This news hit Vegeta like a blow and he had to go first sit down.
,,What should we do now? ", asked Raditz, his voice almost choked with tears.
"Wait and pray to end ..." said Vegeta.
But praying didn't help. By noon Bulma was still not back. And so there was no lunch. The Saiyajins had gathered at the kitchen table and were waiting for a miracle, for their food.But none came.
,,And what now? ", Goku asked." Don't know, "replied Vegeta. ,,I do not get it. Otherwise the food will always be here, "he added, pointing to his empty plate, which should actually be full." We have to come up with something, we can't skip lunch! "Said Bardock. “We are the Saiyajins, we always thought of something. And even in such a difficult situation, in which we don't have lunch, we'll come up with something, "King Vegeta tried to build up his warriors. He had gained some confidence, but the mood stayed on zero. All Saiyajins were silent. Not even babble Goku chattered in between. After a minute of silence, one could regard it as a minute's memory for the lack of food, Raditz said:
"So, did you think of something?"
,,No."
"Vegeta, there is also a plan B if there is no food from Bulma."
“Plan B occurs very rarely."" What does it mean? "Vegeta swallowed hard. “It means that we cook something for ourselves. "The Saiyans stared at him in horror.
"Is there also a plan C? ", asked Nappa." No. "" Can't we just go to McDonald's? ", asked King Vegeta." There are still Smurf weeks. And I still need Papa Smurf, then I'll have them all. "" Don't go, father. We looted all the restaurants and takeaways in town. They have nothing. "Some Saiyans almost burst into tears.
“It's all your fault! ", yelled King Vegeta at Goku." You and your incorrigible hunger are driving us to ruin! "" Father, arguments don't help either. "" Good. "King Vegeta took a deep breath. “If there is no other solution, we just have to cook something. We can do this. After all, we are the Saiyans ...! "" Your optimism borders on megalomania ... ", Vegeta muttered.
,,OK. 1.: What do we want to eat? "asked the king.The Saiyajins chattered wildly.
"Of course we do-" "No, that's better-" "Are you crazy ?! This is poison! "
,,QUIET! "shouted King Vegeta." We're voting. Who's for rice with ravioli? "
33.3% answered.
"Who is for goulash with potatoes and peas?"
"Can you report twice?"
,,No!"
33.3% answered.
"And who's for potato pancakes?"
33.3% answered.
Only Vegeta hadn't voted yet.
“My son, what do you want to eat? ",, Pizza, Pizza, Pizza!" ,, Ok. The result is clear. We'll make a pizza. "" Hey! "The Saiyajins shouted. “It only accounts for 0.1%, why should we join it ?! "" Because he is the prince and as a prince he is worth at least 33.4%. "" Ätschi Bätschi! "Vegeta grinned." We're making a real Saiyan pizza, "said King Vegeta. ,, With salami, ham, fruit, fish and whatever else there is. Then I'll distribute the tasks now.Somebody has to make the dough. Since the Saiyajin people are not overly gifted for it, several should do it. And the Namekians will help us. "" WHAT ??? !!!! ", called the Namekians, who were also in the kitchen.
"Then we need a topping," continued King Vegeta undeterred. "And an oven or something."
King Vegeta distributed the tasks and all Saiyajins rushed to their workplaces. The Namekians dragged them after them.
Vegeta, Goku, and Piccolo took care of the batter.
"So let's get started. The
In the men's department it took forever, because all Saiyajins needed new things and everyone had their own taste.
,, Bulma, what do you think? Does purple suit me ", asked Nappa." How much does the shirt cost, Nappa? "" Is on special offer. 43 euros. "" Purple looks great on you! "
It went much faster with King Vegeta. He knew exactly what he wanted, only Bulma was of a slightly different opinion.
,,No, no, and once again no!"
,,But why not?"
"It doesn't suit you, it doesn't suit you and I won't buy it for you!"
"Who said that I want to put this on? ", he asked grumpily and took the bra back into the women's department. Vegeta, however, was pretty undecided. He didn't really care what he ended up with. Because it didn't matter what he chose, in the end Bulma always disagreed , so he let her decide for him right away.
"Vegeta, hm, you need new shirts and pants," she said and went to a rack. "Yes, yes, if you mean ..."
He sat down in a comfortable chair and nodded every now and then when Bulma showed him the T-shirts she had chosen. So after a while he had gathered a considerable pile of clothes without having to make any particular effort. Bulma was pretty happy with her choice for him, rather not her own.
“Oh, I think we'll go to C&A again. It's bargain week there. "
So all the Saiyajins trotted after her, through the whole streets, like a big, very big school class, all the way to C&A.
Actually, the Saiyajins could have gone home, because they had enough things for the next few weeks, unless they messed up with tomato ketchup and red wine again, but Bulma was of the opinion that she hadn't had enough and someone had to yes drag the bags.So every single Saiyajin was kept busy.
While Bulma tried this and that on, the warriors stretched their legs and bought an empty ice cream parlor. Vegeta and Goku didn't feel like having ice cream and preferred to stay with C&A. But both were bored. Vegeta ran around in circles and Goku stared holes in the air.
“Vegeta, do we want to play something? ", Goku asked." Does that have to be? "" Oh, please, please. "" You're lucky that I'm in a good mood today. That's why I say NO in a very friendly manner! "But Goku just kept annoying him until Vegeta finally said:
,,All right. Look Over there is the children's corner. Should i take you there " ,,Yes!"
They went there. On the television that was there, the oh-so-loved series "Teletubbies" was on.
If Kakarott sings along, I'll behead myself, thought Vegeta. Fortunately, he didn't. “I already know the episode. It's boring. And now I don't feel like playing either. "
,, Tell me, who did you get your stupidity from? From Bardock? It's not that stupid. "
“No, Chichi said that Gohan was so 2 years old that you should watch your child's behavior closely and watch TV programs with your child so that you can get an idea of what a child is doing in the series feels and one should somehow empathize with the children. And that includes the Teletubbies. "
Vegeta: ,, ......... ??????????? ........... ????????? HÄ ??????????? And do you still believe that? "
,,Sure, of course!"
"Didn't Chichi enlighten you?"
,,About what?"
“About the brainwashing a woman does to her husband with it! Bulma ranted something like that too. That seems to be a natural instinct of women ... "
,,Hm. Ah, whatever. Oh yes, Chichi also said that I needed a lot of new pants. So I'm going to choose some now. "
So Vegeta and Goku ran through the men's section to find pants for Goku.After a few minutes of searching, they had made a shortlist. Goku went into the changing room and Vegeta waited outside.
,, Vegeta! ", Goku called." What is it, Kakarott? "" Come here. "Are you crazy? You probably only have underpants on. Please spare me this sight." "But you have to help me, I can't get the pants shut. "" Resign yourself to the fact that it is too small. "" Only a few millimeters are missing, then I have it closed, help me! "
Sighing, Vegeta went into the cabin. Goku sat on the chair and tried desperately to get his pants shut.
,, And what exactly should I help you with? ", Vegeta asked." Can you button them? I can't do it and you, as a Saiyan prince, are much stronger than me ... "
Vegeta ignored the mocking tone. He crouched down.
“Ok, pull in your stomach, hold your breath. "" It's good. 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... HMPFFFFFFF! "Goku took a deep breath and pulled in his stomach. Vegeta squeezed and tugged and barely managed to button Goku's pants.
,, Phew! ", he huffed." That would be done. How do you feel? "Goku sat like a fluffed blackbird and didn't exhale, but stared at Vegeta.
,, I ... get ... no ..... air ...... more ....... ", he gasped and when he exhaled, the button burst off and shot like one Bullet around in the cabin, hitting the back of Vegeta's head.
,,OUCH!!!! Menno, watch out, I'm not a grouse! ", he shivered and ran out of the cabin. Outside he looked around and after a while saw Bulma.
,, Buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuulma, I'm here! "Bulma came running to him.
"There you are, my dear. "Did you find clothes for yourself?" "No, not much. I think I'll go to the Eastern Capital tomorrow. There you have the best fashion. Are you coming? "Ok. Wait a minute. I think I forgot something ..... oh, not so important." Vegeta and Bulma left C&A.
,, V ... Vegeta ...? "it came from the cabin.
When Vegeta woke up the next morning, Bulma was already gone and left for the eastern capital. The stupid alarm clock had woken him. It was ten o'clock. Vegeta threw the annoying thing against the wall and it fell silent.
When he got to the kitchen, some desperate looking Saiyajins were sitting at the table.
,,What is? "asked Vegeta." Bulma, "said King Vegeta simply. ,,And? "" She's gone! She still made breakfast for us, but she said that she probably won't be there for a couple of hours and who is going to make our lunch for us? "This news hit Vegeta like a blow and he had to go first sit down.
,,What should we do now? ", asked Raditz, his voice almost choked with tears.
"Wait and pray to end ..." said Vegeta.
But praying didn't help. By noon Bulma was still not back. And so there was no lunch. The Saiyajins had gathered at the kitchen table and were waiting for a miracle, for their food.But none came.
,,And what now? ", Goku asked." Don't know, "replied Vegeta. ,,I do not get it. Otherwise the food will always be here, "he added, pointing to his empty plate, which should actually be full." We have to come up with something, we can't skip lunch! "Said Bardock. “We are the Saiyajins, we always thought of something. And even in such a difficult situation, in which we don't have lunch, we'll come up with something, "King Vegeta tried to build up his warriors. He had gained some confidence, but the mood stayed on zero. All Saiyajins were silent. Not even babble Goku chattered in between. After a minute of silence, one could regard it as a minute's memory for the lack of food, Raditz said:
"So, did you think of something?"
,,No."
"Vegeta, there is also a plan B if there is no food from Bulma."
“Plan B occurs very rarely."" What does it mean? "Vegeta swallowed hard. “It means that we cook something for ourselves. "The Saiyans stared at him in horror.
"Is there also a plan C? ", asked Nappa." No. "" Can't we just go to McDonald's? ", asked King Vegeta." There are still Smurf weeks. And I still need Papa Smurf, then I'll have them all. "" Don't go, father. We looted all the restaurants and takeaways in town. They have nothing. "Some Saiyans almost burst into tears.
“It's all your fault! ", yelled King Vegeta at Goku." You and your incorrigible hunger are driving us to ruin! "" Father, arguments don't help either. "" Good. "King Vegeta took a deep breath. “If there is no other solution, we just have to cook something. We can do this. After all, we are the Saiyans ...! "" Your optimism borders on megalomania ... ", Vegeta muttered.
,,OK. 1.: What do we want to eat? "asked the king.The Saiyajins chattered wildly.
"Of course we do-" "No, that's better-" "Are you crazy ?! This is poison! "
,,QUIET! "shouted King Vegeta." We're voting. Who's for rice with ravioli? "
33.3% answered.
"Who is for goulash with potatoes and peas?"
"Can you report twice?"
,,No!"
33.3% answered.
"And who's for potato pancakes?"
33.3% answered.
Only Vegeta hadn't voted yet.
“My son, what do you want to eat? ",, Pizza, Pizza, Pizza!" ,, Ok. The result is clear. We'll make a pizza. "" Hey! "The Saiyajins shouted. “It only accounts for 0.1%, why should we join it ?! "" Because he is the prince and as a prince he is worth at least 33.4%. "" Ätschi Bätschi! "Vegeta grinned." We're making a real Saiyan pizza, "said King Vegeta. ,, With salami, ham, fruit, fish and whatever else there is. Then I'll distribute the tasks now.Somebody has to make the dough. Since the Saiyajin people are not overly gifted for it, several should do it. And the Namekians will help us. "" WHAT ??? !!!! ", called the Namekians, who were also in the kitchen.
"Then we need a topping," continued King Vegeta undeterred. "And an oven or something."
King Vegeta distributed the tasks and all Saiyajins rushed to their workplaces. The Namekians dragged them after them.
Vegeta, Goku, and Piccolo took care of the batter.
"So let's get started. The