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Fanfic: EXCLUSIV - Little Brother (1. Woche)

run out of eggs soon.


Trunks: Not true ... We don't have any anymore.


Bulma: Why is that ?!


Vegeta: Kakarott just fried the last 24 ... without giving me anything!


Goku: It was really delicious ... * smack *


C18: Do you still have them all, you glutton ?!


Piccolo: Shit eating ...


Bulma: What do we do now?


Vegeta: I have an idea ... * grin *


Piccolo: Oh oh ...


Vegeta: Hey cucumber, you can spit eggs ?!


Piccolo: Yes, but ... Oh no! I will not do that!


Vegeta: Pea ...?


Dende: And neither do I!




Thursday - washing day ...


Bulma: Uh ... We barely have any clean laundry!


C18: Someone has to wash ... But it won't be me!


Piccolo: Don't look at me like that! I make my own clothes ... That's why I don't have dirty laundry.

Son Goku: Practical!


Vegeta: Oh no, out of the question! That’s a woman’s business ...


Bulma: What do you mean by that ?!


C18: That means that the gentlemen are too fine for housework ...


Bulma: Well ... I would never let Son-Goku do my laundry, ChiChi warned me against it!


Son Goku: Hey! What can I do for the washing machine to explode ?!




Friday - The water bomb ...


Bulma: Hey Trunks ... why does it take so long in the bathroom ?! Lunch is being served...


Trunks: I'm already outside, mom ...


Son Goku: Bring the food!


Vegeta: Make way Kakarott ... I'll be first!


C18: Wait a minute guys ... ladies first! Will it be soon ?! Cush!


Vegeta: Bring the bowl, but suddenly!


C18: Have you already forgotten about Monday's rub-off ?!


Trunks: Please give me the bowl, C18 ...


C18: You can still learn a lot from your son, Prince of Vegetables!

Vegeta: Shit! Who gave you this nickname ...?


C18: Piccolo ...!


Vegeta: Cucumber ... Let's talk about that ...!


Piccolo: I'd better go then ... I don't eat anything anyway. Where is Dende actually?


Bulma: I think it's in the garden ...


Son Goku: Who Cooked? * weirdKuck *


Mr. Satan: Me. How so...?


Son-Goku: Because I have to go to the toilet very quickly ... * hiss *


Mr. Satan: Is the food really that bad ...? * howl *


C18: No. That's because of the 40 pounds of plums he ate earlier ...


Son Goku: Hm ...? What is there on the tap ...? * tap *


BANG ... SPLASH !!!


Son Goku: * dripping wet * Who set up this nasty trap in the bathroom? Vegeta ...?


Vegeta: * munch * nope ... * chew *


Trunks: shit! I got so sweaty! My water bomb ... I actually wanted to put Piccolo in bed ...


Vegeta: He's not sleeping in his bed anyway ... Last night he was lying on the closet in the living room.





That was the first week! Now you have to choose who will be kicked out ... Everyone has two votes, the first one counts two points, the second one. The one with the most points is kicked out ... Casting of the votes by Saturday evening.


And if anyone else has a good idea for the next weekly task, just bring it on! Incidentally, I was 'allowed' to try the one with the egg myself ... during a communication seminar. We had half an hour for it ... There were six groups ... and six scrambled eggs.






That's Life ...


Well, here's a real scene from my life ...




Boy: I think Vegeta is cute ...


SenzuBean: Vegeta ... cute?


Boy: Yeah, I think he's cute ...


Waldi: Are you sure?


Boy: Yeah ...


Hubi: Are you really serious?


Boy: Yeah ...


Michel: are you gay?


Boy: Yeah ...


General laughing fit ...




We all knew that he was just saying that Vegeta was his favorite character ... but the situation was just too funny!





PS: The 5th chapter of the Soirits saga is here too! Read it and write a commi ... please, please, please ...
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