Vw: So again a story from me from my sick brain this time something funny * think * ^. ^


So WARNING: it is a sailor moon dbz crossover and really very sick !!!


Aba don't care ..... on with the fic !!!






The warriors:




Vegeta = Sailor Veggie (sailor Moon)


Goku = Sailor Mampfmapf (Sailor Mars)


Gohan = Sailor Learning Mercury)


Goths = Sailor Love (Sailor Venus)


Piccolo = Sailor Picci (Sailor Jupiter)


Trunks = Sailor Violet (Sailor Saturn)


[Kuririn = Sailor Knirpsi (Sailor Neptune)]












= 1 = Here comes Freeza




One fine summer morning, Veggie was sitting in the garden, as always, enjoying his strawberry tarts. To........




,, I am Freeza the worst of all refrigerators and I am here to conquer and destroy the earth * muahahahahahahahaha ** psychopathic laughter * ´´




,, What are you actually thinking of disturbing me at my coffee party huh ??Anyway, I won't let you, I am .................. * transform * .................... .............. * not in the costume because I have eaten too many tarts * ........... * made it * ...........


... Sailor Veggie and in the name of the vegetables I will punish you !!!!! ´´




Veggie had transformed into Sailor Veggie the most powerful warrior of all. Now he wore a wonderful pink sailor dress, of course with a mini skirt and a great magic wand.




,, Stand up to the fight Freeza ...... yuck, your outfit is horrible, but it doesn't matter you will atone for disturbing me while eating .. '




,, Ice cube attack´´




Freeza launched one of his most feared attacks. He shot at Sailo Veggie with dangerous ice cubes.




,, no, stop it you destroy my new sailor dress. I only bought that last week * get angry * ....... I'll defeat you you schircha, bad fridge.´´



,, You can never do that and take a * muahahahahahahahahaha * ´´




,, And whether ..... the veggie mist knock the guy with the horrible outfit down there !!!!! ´´




And then Freeza was constantly being pelted with fresh vegetables, the worst attack of all.




“That doesn't help, I'm the strongest refrigerator in the whole universe !!!! ´´




,, You don't deserve it any other way here comes my most special attack ........................... Strawberry tart fly and win !!!!!! !!!!! ´´




And then a strawberry tart was racing towards Freeza out of nowhere ...... and he was hit.


Now Freeza is just crap.




,, So now I can sew my skirt because of the idiot with the bad taste * grumble * Tz.´´






And it goes on ^. ^




= 2 = Cell, the cell and new adventures



On a wonderful spring day, our warriors had gone to a picnic ... uh, I flew mine. They stopped at a beautiful lake where the birds were twittering.




,, How beautiful this is, the birds are chirping and the water is splashing * hach ​​* ´´




,, Yes, come on let's unpack our food veggie ... * please ** plead * ..... ´´




"Hear how the nightingale sings Goku´´




,, This is my stomach ............. ´´




,,Oh




So Veggie and Goku unpacked the picnic basket. But suddenly there was an earthquake. Trunks, Gohan. Goten and Piccolo had gone hiking.




..Oh no my self-baked and lovingly prepared tart is falling down, oh god ...... uh, I mean oh Dende !!! * after responsible search and red like the tomato rage *




Suddenly a creature appeared that, uh ..... resembled a giant fly, or a beetle, whatever.



"Give me your cakes, I'm hungry aba dalli. Aja also I want to conquer the earth !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ´´




,, You dared to destroy my cakes, who are you, you green bug you? Huh ?? ´´




Veggie stomped forward angrily and took off his pink cooking apron.




,, I am Cell so fear yourselves !!!! ´´




,, Great name that means cell in English, you're big for a cell !? ´´




,, Since when have you been able to speak English, please Goku ?? ...... It doesn't matter, I'll punish you, you oversized cell !!!! ´´




+ Makes the veggie fog wake up ............. +


+ Makes the food mist wake up ............... +




The two were bathed in a bright light and Sailor Veggie and Sailor Mampfmapf came out in their latest outfits. Sailor Veggie's outfit consists of a sailor dress in pink with matching high heels and Goku wore the same as Veggie only in red.



Throughout the entire Caos, Trunk, Goten, Gohen and Piccola also came back from their super-mega-heavy hiking trip, they ran or swam all over the world. All respect ^. ^




,,What's going on here!?? ´´




"Look, Goten, Papa and Sailor Veggie are fighting against, uh, against a beetle !? ``




“Come on people we have to transform too. ´´ commanded Piccolo




,,Yes sir




+ Does the name gag wake up ............... +


+ Makes the learning addiction fog wake up ........... +


+ Makes the mist of love wake up ................ +


+ Makes the fog of hope wake up ........... +




The three were bathed in a bright light, just like Veggie and Goku before, which is pink and is an insult to the author's eyes.




Came to the fore .......


......... Piccolo aka Sailor Picci


……… ..Gohan aka Sailor Learning


……… ..Goten aka Sailor Love

and ...... Trunks aka Sailor Violet




Piccolo now wore a dark-light green sailor dress, with a pink stitch and a blonde wig. Gohan also wore a sailor dress in blue in the latest look from Paris. Goten wore the same in orange-yellow with high-heeled boots (does that even exist -. -) Trunks was dressed in a sailor's dress in the color violet and lavender. Now the S-fighters went to attack.




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So that's it for now, the fight will come another time ^. ^


So I warned you that it is a crossover and you are sick so don't complain ^. ^


Write to me, you are welcome as always, good or bad ^. ^




ciao menti