Translation

Fanfic: Big Brother

Muten Roshi: Yes, I don't smoke a lot either.


Painter: Hey guys, may I continue?


Vegeta: Yeah, go ahead for me. The further the better!


Painter: Careful, I still have the eraser in my hand!


Vegeta: Hey hey, that warned Joke!


Painter: I hope so! Anyway ... the reason I ordered you all here is for the following reason ...


Muten Roshi: AHHHHH, Goku! What are you doing here?


Son Goku: Somehow the thing doesn't taste good!


Son-Goku is chewing on a cigarette.


Vegeta gets a fit of laughter and flies off the chair, like the rest.


Son Goku: What is it? Aren't these things there to eat?


Vegeta: Definitely not. Unless you want to get nicotine poisoning.

Son Goku: Niko what?


Kuririn: Lord, put your brain down!


Gohan: Wow, Kuririn can speak Swabian.


Son-Goku: Well, you can get used to the taste.


Vegeta: Watch out for Kakarott. I'll show you how to smoke a cigarette!


Bulma: As if you smoke or could smoke!


Vegeta: I can't either, but it can't be that difficult!


Vegeta takes a cigarette, lights it and puts it in her mouth.


Vegeta: Do you see Kakarott? That's how you do it and then you draw ...... UAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH


Oolong: what's broken now?


Piccolo (has to resist laughing): Um, Vegeta? Could it be that you put the cigarette in your mouth the wrong way round?


Vegeta (with burned mouth): Uh ... yes, that would explain a lot ...


Everyone's off the sofa.


Bulma: Typical!


Son-Goku: Well, my theory of how to use a cigarette was much more pleasant.


Vegeta: Yeah, and much more delicious too (gag)!Ugh, that stuff tastes like puke. Who invents such junk anyway?


Painter: So, would you be so gracious to finally listen to me?


Muten Roshi: Yes, go ahead!


Painter: Well, as I said! I've gathered you all here because I want to do an experiment with you!


Piccolo: Ah yes?


Painter: Yes, watch out! You probably know Big Brother.


Gohan: Yes, but only from hearing!


Painter: Anyway. I had the idea to try the whole thing with you guys. You have to spend a month together on Muten Roshi's island, here.


Vegeta: Otherwise you're fine, thanks, right? You don't have everyone on your Christmas tree anymore!


Oolong: What would jump out for and?


Painter: Well, I think ... for you Oolong, a cap with two holes for your ears!


Oolong: Great !!!!


Painter: For Bulma, you get ... uh ... some new clothes?


Bulma: I'll let it go!


Painter: Good!Piccolo gets a great supply of energy, Vegeta gets instructions on how to smoke a cigarette ...


Vegeta becomes a Super Saiyan.


Painter: Uh, that was a joke Vegeta, SORRY! No, you get ... a special training program that enables you to beat Goku.


Vegeta: It's better!


Painter: Kuririn, I'll send you on your honeymoon at 18 and Gohan, you ... you ... don't have to do any homework for three months!


Gohan: Auja, that will be nice ...


Painter: Good, so all of them are simple ...


Muten Roshi: Oh, and I don't get anything? After all, it is my house where you will live for a month!


Painter: Oh, I'm sorry Muten Roshi! You get a whole pile of porno magazines!


Muten Roshi (drooling): Yeah, gguuuuuuuttt!


Painter: And finally ...


Oolong: Look, someone is flying to our house. Who is this?


Vegeta: Oh, I know the aura. That's Trunks, too late as always.

DING DONG!


Trunks: Oh, sorry folks, I'm late, but I overslept!


Vegeta: Typical!


Painter: Well, Trunks will get ... oh, oh, a friend because of me. Heaven knows. Maybe Uranai Ba Ba or something!


Trunks: Yes, of course! What is this about?


Painter: Oh, Son-Goku, you ..... Son-Goku?


Gohan: Where is he?


Muten-Roshi: AHHHHH, THE GODBAG IS SITTING IN THE KITCHEN!


Vegeta: Of course, how could it be otherwise? (hugs his forehead)


Bulma: I'll get him!


Painter: Yes, it will be fine. How can you be so hungry? Is that still normal at all?


Bulma pulls Goku out of the kitchen.


Painter: Well, Son-Goku gets a restaurant voucher worth 4000 euros. So that was all!


Trunks: Hey, what's up here now?


Son-Goku (with his mouth full): Ok, if I agree!


Muten Roshi: drooling mouth! But hey, painter! Who will pay me for all of this? The kid eats me poor!

Painter: Don't worry, I'll put enough things in the kitchen for you.


Oolong: Well, that could be something!


Kuririn: Oh yes, especially with Vegeta and Piccolo, help!


Piccolo and Vegeta: What?


Kuririn: Oh, nothing!


Trunks: What's going on here, man? I don't check anything!


Vegeta: You never check anything anyway!


Painter: Oh yes, and I also want to do something! And a little competition! It goes off in a similar way to the series Popstars!


Kuririn: No now, right? He's got a quirk!


Son Goku: but there's something to eat there, isn't there?


Oolong: Great, should we sing and dance there?


Painter: Exactly!


Gohan: cheers meal!


Trunks: What is this about?


Vegeta: Oh God, you're annoying fellow!


Bulma: Don't talk like that to our son!


Vegeta: Yeah, yeah! Bla bla bla!!!


Painter: Well then. Now everyone goes home and packs your things, then you come back, all right?


Gohan: Yes, ok! That will be funny.

Piccolo: (Motz) And how !!!


Trunks: But what is this about?


Goku: I can stay here right away. I don't need anything except food!


Everyone slams off the sofa again.


Painter: So, finally we want to sing a song!


Son Goku: A song?


Painter: Yes, you probably know it! I will vote! (throat) | Where love lives .... |


Vegeta: I yawned! Oh no, helpee


Muten Roshi: That's a joke right now, isn't it?


Painter: By no means, spoil your game, come on! | Where love lives, there God lives ... |


Everyone runs out of the house and flees the island.


Painter: | Lalalla | So, that was a nice song, wasn't it? Uh ... great, they just make themselves thin. Well, I'll wait until they come back with their suitcases.



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