Translation
Fanfic: Big Brother
Muten Roshi: Yes, I don't smoke a lot either.
Painter: Hey guys, may I continue?
Vegeta: Yeah, go ahead for me. The further the better!
Painter: Careful, I still have the eraser in my hand!
Vegeta: Hey hey, that warned Joke!
Painter: I hope so! Anyway ... the reason I ordered you all here is for the following reason ...
Muten Roshi: AHHHHH, Goku! What are you doing here?
Son Goku: Somehow the thing doesn't taste good!
Son-Goku is chewing on a cigarette.
Vegeta gets a fit of laughter and flies off the chair, like the rest.
Son Goku: What is it? Aren't these things there to eat?
Vegeta: Definitely not. Unless you want to get nicotine poisoning.
Son Goku: Niko what?
Kuririn: Lord, put your brain down!
Gohan: Wow, Kuririn can speak Swabian.
Son-Goku: Well, you can get used to the taste.
Vegeta: Watch out for Kakarott. I'll show you how to smoke a cigarette!
Bulma: As if you smoke or could smoke!
Vegeta: I can't either, but it can't be that difficult!
Vegeta takes a cigarette, lights it and puts it in her mouth.
Vegeta: Do you see Kakarott? That's how you do it and then you draw ...... UAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH
Oolong: what's broken now?
Piccolo (has to resist laughing): Um, Vegeta? Could it be that you put the cigarette in your mouth the wrong way round?
Vegeta (with burned mouth): Uh ... yes, that would explain a lot ...
Everyone's off the sofa.
Bulma: Typical!
Son-Goku: Well, my theory of how to use a cigarette was much more pleasant.
Vegeta: Yeah, and much more delicious too (gag)!Ugh, that stuff tastes like puke. Who invents such junk anyway?
Painter: So, would you be so gracious to finally listen to me?
Muten Roshi: Yes, go ahead!
Painter: Well, as I said! I've gathered you all here because I want to do an experiment with you!
Piccolo: Ah yes?
Painter: Yes, watch out! You probably know Big Brother.
Gohan: Yes, but only from hearing!
Painter: Anyway. I had the idea to try the whole thing with you guys. You have to spend a month together on Muten Roshi's island, here.
Vegeta: Otherwise you're fine, thanks, right? You don't have everyone on your Christmas tree anymore!
Oolong: What would jump out for and?
Painter: Well, I think ... for you Oolong, a cap with two holes for your ears!
Oolong: Great !!!!
Painter: For Bulma, you get ... uh ... some new clothes?
Bulma: I'll let it go!
Painter: Good!Piccolo gets a great supply of energy, Vegeta gets instructions on how to smoke a cigarette ...
Vegeta becomes a Super Saiyan.
Painter: Uh, that was a joke Vegeta, SORRY! No, you get ... a special training program that enables you to beat Goku.
Vegeta: It's better!
Painter: Kuririn, I'll send you on your honeymoon at 18 and Gohan, you ... you ... don't have to do any homework for three months!
Gohan: Auja, that will be nice ...
Painter: Good, so all of them are simple ...
Muten Roshi: Oh, and I don't get anything? After all, it is my house where you will live for a month!
Painter: Oh, I'm sorry Muten Roshi! You get a whole pile of porno magazines!
Muten Roshi (drooling): Yeah, gguuuuuuuttt!
Painter: And finally ...
Oolong: Look, someone is flying to our house. Who is this?
Vegeta: Oh, I know the aura. That's Trunks, too late as always.
DING DONG!
Trunks: Oh, sorry folks, I'm late, but I overslept!
Vegeta: Typical!
Painter: Well, Trunks will get ... oh, oh, a friend because of me. Heaven knows. Maybe Uranai Ba Ba or something!
Trunks: Yes, of course! What is this about?
Painter: Oh, Son-Goku, you ..... Son-Goku?
Gohan: Where is he?
Muten-Roshi: AHHHHH, THE GODBAG IS SITTING IN THE KITCHEN!
Vegeta: Of course, how could it be otherwise? (hugs his forehead)
Bulma: I'll get him!
Painter: Yes, it will be fine. How can you be so hungry? Is that still normal at all?
Bulma pulls Goku out of the kitchen.
Painter: Well, Son-Goku gets a restaurant voucher worth 4000 euros. So that was all!
Trunks: Hey, what's up here now?
Son-Goku (with his mouth full): Ok, if I agree!
Muten Roshi: drooling mouth! But hey, painter! Who will pay me for all of this? The kid eats me poor!
Painter: Don't worry, I'll put enough things in the kitchen for you.
Oolong: Well, that could be something!
Kuririn: Oh yes, especially with Vegeta and Piccolo, help!
Piccolo and Vegeta: What?
Kuririn: Oh, nothing!
Trunks: What's going on here, man? I don't check anything!
Vegeta: You never check anything anyway!
Painter: Oh yes, and I also want to do something! And a little competition! It goes off in a similar way to the series Popstars!
Kuririn: No now, right? He's got a quirk!
Son Goku: but there's something to eat there, isn't there?
Oolong: Great, should we sing and dance there?
Painter: Exactly!
Gohan: cheers meal!
Trunks: What is this about?
Vegeta: Oh God, you're annoying fellow!
Bulma: Don't talk like that to our son!
Vegeta: Yeah, yeah! Bla bla bla!!!
Painter: Well then. Now everyone goes home and packs your things, then you come back, all right?
Gohan: Yes, ok! That will be funny.
Piccolo: (Motz) And how !!!
Trunks: But what is this about?
Goku: I can stay here right away. I don't need anything except food!
Everyone slams off the sofa again.
Painter: So, finally we want to sing a song!
Son Goku: A song?
Painter: Yes, you probably know it! I will vote! (throat) | Where love lives .... |
Vegeta: I yawned! Oh no, helpee
Muten Roshi: That's a joke right now, isn't it?
Painter: By no means, spoil your game, come on! | Where love lives, there God lives ... |
Everyone runs out of the house and flees the island.
Painter: | Lalalla | So, that was a nice song, wasn't it? Uh ... great, they just make themselves thin. Well, I'll wait until they come back with their suitcases.