Translation
Fanfic: Vegeta und Son Goku im Wunderland 3
Chapter: Vegeta and Son Goku in Wonderland 3
3. The Duchess
And it went on, the waves crashed over Son Goku and Vegeta and they danced involuntarily around in a circle. Suddenly they were just let go and they fell on the sand, the sea and all marine animals disappeared. They looked around completely confused and disoriented. What use are telepathic powers and further developed senses if the area is constantly changing ?! But suddenly ... the white rabbit! It was running towards the horizon right in front of them. Son Goku sprinted afterwards and because Vegeta was too slow with his short legs (* mean laugh *), he had to fly behind. And the crazy chase started again. They were running and flying when Son Goku suddenly stepped out somewhere and stopped abruptly. Vegeta bumped against him with full force and asked Son Goku angrily and rubbing his nose: "Say, are you crazy!" But Son Goku did not answer him, because he looked around in amazement. Vegeta did the same, cursing quietly and fell silent.Everything was full of books, big books! Books were piled up like skyscraper-high towers, book bridges hung between them, the paths consisted of books, books were built as castles. There were book loops! And they themselves had stepped out of an open book! They walked on in amazement with their heads held high. Suddenly they heard a noise very close by. They saw how a white paw was about to close a book cover again, Vegeta whizzed past Son Goku, Son Goku behind. They pushed back the cover and stepped into the picture. There was a beautiful castle in front of them and a guard in front of it. He seemed to be asleep. They came up to him. Vegeta stepped forward energetically and grabbed the guard, despite his small height, by the collar and lifted him into the air: "Where is the damn white rabbit!" he yelled at the poor man. He woke up suddenly and looked down at Vegeta in surprise."Which rabbit?" he asked drowsy, "grilled, roasted or boiled rabbit?" Suddenly a clock struck: "Ah, lunch break!" said the guard and went into the castle, with Vegeta! Son Goku followed confused, he had already experienced many things but never anything like it! Inside, the guard was walking down a long corridor, still with Vegeta in tow! Eventually they arrived in a large old-fashioned kitchen. A fat, older cook was standing at the stove and an even fatter lady in a stately dress, laughing, threw an ugly, much too big, howling and screaming baby into the air, a huge fat orange, blue-striped cat was sleeping on a kitchen cupboard. The guard strolled in and sat at the table. "How nice that you come by again, we haven't seen each other for a long time!" said the fat lady and stopped throwing the baby up, now you could see that the bellows ran its nose continuously."The last time I sat here was 3 months, 5 days, 38 minutes and 45 seconds!" replied the guard. She threw the baby up again, but this time he missed. When it hit the ground it burst and instead there was now a mouse. The fat cat woke up and caught the mouse before it could run away. "So!" she said, turning to Goku and Vegeta (the ends of his hair gradually turning blonde with anger) as if it were normal for babies to turn into mice. "And what do you want?" she asked Son Goku. "I think you want to learn the great art of cooking because you are looking for a rabbit!" the guard interfered. "Oh yeah, let's teach them how to cook!" said the fat cook in a deep, enthusiastic tone. "Stop first let's introduce ourselves, I am the duchess of the heart, this is my cook Violetta and this is Stanley the guard!" And then it started. Vegeta did not even break out of anger, because the cook talked them so thoroughly that they lost hearing and seeing.The cook taught them all the basics of cooking in theory and in practice. You completely lost the feeling for the time. The first dish that Vegeta and Son Goku cooked together was totally burned and Vegeta got a fit of rage and refused to cook with Son Goku again. Vegeta's second dish sizzled slightly and was too salty, the third he blew up in anger because he didn't feel like peeling the jacket potatoes, the fourth was then almost perfect. Son Goku's second dish had to be scraped off the ceiling, nobody wanted to try the sixth, the eighth (spaghetti with tomato sauce) was a bright green color, and the thirtieth was then edible. Suddenly a clock struck somewhere: "Dong, dong, dong ..." A total of 15 times. "Oh, I have a croquette date with the Queen!" said the fat duchess and ran out of the kitchen. "We're going too, come Kakatott!" Said Vegeta in a commanding tone and left the kitchen."Thanks for cooking!" Son Goku thanked him and left a rather demolished, sooty kitchen. They went out of the castle straight into a dark forest ...
This part is not that good because I've had a headache the whole time! Hopefully the next one will be better again!
And it went on, the waves crashed over Son Goku and Vegeta and they danced involuntarily around in a circle. Suddenly they were just let go and they fell on the sand, the sea and all marine animals disappeared. They looked around completely confused and disoriented. What use are telepathic powers and further developed senses if the area is constantly changing ?! But suddenly ... the white rabbit! It was running towards the horizon right in front of them. Son Goku sprinted afterwards and because Vegeta was too slow with his short legs (* mean laugh *), he had to fly behind. And the crazy chase started again. They were running and flying when Son Goku suddenly stepped out somewhere and stopped abruptly. Vegeta bumped against him with full force and asked Son Goku angrily and rubbing his nose: "Say, are you crazy!" But Son Goku did not answer him, because he looked around in amazement. Vegeta did the same, cursing quietly and fell silent.Everything was full of books, big books! Books were piled up like skyscraper-high towers, book bridges hung between them, the paths consisted of books, books were built as castles. There were book loops! And they themselves had stepped out of an open book! They walked on in amazement with their heads held high. Suddenly they heard a noise very close by. They saw how a white paw was about to close a book cover again, Vegeta whizzed past Son Goku, Son Goku behind. They pushed back the cover and stepped into the picture. There was a beautiful castle in front of them and a guard in front of it. He seemed to be asleep. They came up to him. Vegeta stepped forward energetically and grabbed the guard, despite his small height, by the collar and lifted him into the air: "Where is the damn white rabbit!" he yelled at the poor man. He woke up suddenly and looked down at Vegeta in surprise."Which rabbit?" he asked drowsy, "grilled, roasted or boiled rabbit?" Suddenly a clock struck: "Ah, lunch break!" said the guard and went into the castle, with Vegeta! Son Goku followed confused, he had already experienced many things but never anything like it! Inside, the guard was walking down a long corridor, still with Vegeta in tow! Eventually they arrived in a large old-fashioned kitchen. A fat, older cook was standing at the stove and an even fatter lady in a stately dress, laughing, threw an ugly, much too big, howling and screaming baby into the air, a huge fat orange, blue-striped cat was sleeping on a kitchen cupboard. The guard strolled in and sat at the table. "How nice that you come by again, we haven't seen each other for a long time!" said the fat lady and stopped throwing the baby up, now you could see that the bellows ran its nose continuously."The last time I sat here was 3 months, 5 days, 38 minutes and 45 seconds!" replied the guard. She threw the baby up again, but this time he missed. When it hit the ground it burst and instead there was now a mouse. The fat cat woke up and caught the mouse before it could run away. "So!" she said, turning to Goku and Vegeta (the ends of his hair gradually turning blonde with anger) as if it were normal for babies to turn into mice. "And what do you want?" she asked Son Goku. "I think you want to learn the great art of cooking because you are looking for a rabbit!" the guard interfered. "Oh yeah, let's teach them how to cook!" said the fat cook in a deep, enthusiastic tone. "Stop first let's introduce ourselves, I am the duchess of the heart, this is my cook Violetta and this is Stanley the guard!" And then it started. Vegeta did not even break out of anger, because the cook talked them so thoroughly that they lost hearing and seeing.The cook taught them all the basics of cooking in theory and in practice. You completely lost the feeling for the time. The first dish that Vegeta and Son Goku cooked together was totally burned and Vegeta got a fit of rage and refused to cook with Son Goku again. Vegeta's second dish sizzled slightly and was too salty, the third he blew up in anger because he didn't feel like peeling the jacket potatoes, the fourth was then almost perfect. Son Goku's second dish had to be scraped off the ceiling, nobody wanted to try the sixth, the eighth (spaghetti with tomato sauce) was a bright green color, and the thirtieth was then edible. Suddenly a clock struck somewhere: "Dong, dong, dong ..." A total of 15 times. "Oh, I have a croquette date with the Queen!" said the fat duchess and ran out of the kitchen. "We're going too, come Kakatott!" Said Vegeta in a commanding tone and left the kitchen."Thanks for cooking!" Son Goku thanked him and left a rather demolished, sooty kitchen. They went out of the castle straight into a dark forest ...
This part is not that good because I've had a headache the whole time! Hopefully the next one will be better again!