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Fanfic: Vorbereitungen bei RTL2
Chapter: Preparations at RTL2
2. Shortly before the broadcast on RTL2
RTL2: "Hey, you! Hurry up, get a little dalli! Shin Chan is about to end! Only 2 minutes left!"
Employee: "What do I care?"
R: "I can cut your monthly salary if you want! What should our DBZ fans do?"
A: "Cut your monthly salary? Never!"
R: "Then hurry up! Find the title song!"
A: "Got it!"
R: "Show me!"
It was a videotape that said "Dragon Ball"
R: "Where did you get that from, please? Dragon Ball! We're not broadcasting that anymore!"
A: "Weren't YOU just talking about 'Dragon Ball fans?"
R: "Dragon Ball Z! Dragon Ball belongs in the archive for a long time!"
A: "Oh, sorry!"
R: "We only have 30 seconds!"
A: "There it is!"
This time he had found the right one, it said DBZ, and underneath in lower case: "Chalah-head-chalah"
R: "Come on! Put it in!"
A[put the tape in the VCR]
R: "Where is the show?"
A: "What's her name?"
R[rummages in his documents ...:]: "; A path without end ', fast!" (Yesterday's broadcast)
A: "Got it!"
R: "Put it in!"[He turned on the TV to see if everything was correct]
Shin Chan's theme song was playing because it was over. Then came: "Anime, @ RTL2!"
R: "Phew, lucky again!"
But he was pretty much wrong about that. He almost passed out when he heard:
"We fly higher and higher, here we are free ..." That was the wrong title song!
R: "What did you do there!"[Was about to change the tape when the song was over again], "It's all your fault!"
A: "My fault! You said DBZ! That IS DBZ!"
R: "But the first intro, not the second!"
Fortunately, the two were busy, because if they had seen what was going on, the RTL2 guy would actually have passed out.
With a family at home:
A 12-year-old girl hit the sofa because there was no DBZ.
Louisa: "I think I'm going to have a crisis!", She shouted all over the house and called her friend.[on the phone]: "Tell me, why is there no DBZ? I was so happy!"
Miriam: "I'm currently in a cooking duel!"
L: "Here too!"
M: "But the TV newspaper says that DBZ is coming now, my favorite show! I even highlighted it with highlighter!"
The phone rang in the RTL2 laboratory.
R: "Yes, hello? RTL2 on the line. What can I do for you?"
Customer: "Why is there no DBZ running?"
R: "Little moment ...", he put the phone down.[to his colleague]: "Where is the DBZ tape?"
A[found an excuse]: "Uh ... on your desk!"
R: "I've got it! And I'll cut your salary for that!"
He changed the cassette. Now the screen showed:
"Image disturbance ... No signal!"
When the right one came in:
"Find your seven DragonBalls ..."
R[clasped his hands over his head]: "Oh no, that was the wrong one again!"
And then something else came up again.
Back with the family:
M: "Now comes DoRemi! What's going on?"
L: "Let's call!"
M: "OK, bye!"
L: "See you then!"[She dialed the number from the RTL2 laboratory, but it was busy], "Shit like that!"
Back in the laboratory:
R: "What do we do now? Oh no, the caller!"[He went to the phone]: "Hello? Still there?"
K: "What is it? Why is there DragonBall?"
R[grinned sheepishly]: "We mixed up the cassette, and bye!"
The phone rang again.
R: "Hello? This is RTL2 speaking!"
K: "Where is my DBZ?"
R: "Coming soon!"[He hung up]
A: "Who was that?"[When the doorbell rang again].
R[pulled the plug]: "I don't know!Still haven't found the tape? "
A[held it in hand]: "Here!"
R[shouted desperately]: "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? HALF AN HOUR IS RIGHT!"
A[replaced]: "That should definitely be the right one now!"
R: "I hope so!"
But he grimaced when he saw:
"Welcome to RTL Aktuell!"
A: "What were you doing there! It's neither VOX nor RTL!"
R: "I think I'll faint!"
It went on like that for the rest of the hour, when some scrap was sent over and over again.
In the next room:
News anchor[turned the TV on]: "DBZ will be over soon! Then it's our turn with the news! Get the camera ready!"
Video camera type: "What's going on? Ne time difference?"
N: "They seem to have problems!"
V[opened his camera and took out the cassette]: "I think I have the tape!"[Showed it to the newscaster].
It was a tape with the inscription: "DBZ Episode: A Path Without End"
N + V at the same time: "Oh no!"
Immediately they ran into the laboratory and pushed in, this time the desired tape. Now the intro came with the right program, but none of the viewers had turned on the television. And when the RTL2 News came, the spokesman babbled something about "Sorry" and "DBZ".
From that day on, people were fired and there was no more DBZ on RTL2. Well, that's fate! Instead, DBGT was broadcast, but I was so looking forward to today's episode!
END.
Somewhere in the universe of the DBZ world:
"Shit!" Shouted Freezer, "Now I can't show you how to finish this damn Son Goku!"
Maybe it was better that way, then at least Freezer didn't have to embarrass himself so much!
- - - - - - - -
Hi!
That was another short story from me!
Maria.
RTL2: "Hey, you! Hurry up, get a little dalli! Shin Chan is about to end! Only 2 minutes left!"
Employee: "What do I care?"
R: "I can cut your monthly salary if you want! What should our DBZ fans do?"
A: "Cut your monthly salary? Never!"
R: "Then hurry up! Find the title song!"
A: "Got it!"
R: "Show me!"
It was a videotape that said "Dragon Ball"
R: "Where did you get that from, please? Dragon Ball! We're not broadcasting that anymore!"
A: "Weren't YOU just talking about 'Dragon Ball fans?"
R: "Dragon Ball Z! Dragon Ball belongs in the archive for a long time!"
A: "Oh, sorry!"
R: "We only have 30 seconds!"
A: "There it is!"
This time he had found the right one, it said DBZ, and underneath in lower case: "Chalah-head-chalah"
R: "Come on! Put it in!"
A[put the tape in the VCR]
R: "Where is the show?"
A: "What's her name?"
R[rummages in his documents ...:]: "; A path without end ', fast!" (Yesterday's broadcast)
A: "Got it!"
R: "Put it in!"[He turned on the TV to see if everything was correct]
Shin Chan's theme song was playing because it was over. Then came: "Anime, @ RTL2!"
R: "Phew, lucky again!"
But he was pretty much wrong about that. He almost passed out when he heard:
"We fly higher and higher, here we are free ..." That was the wrong title song!
R: "What did you do there!"[Was about to change the tape when the song was over again], "It's all your fault!"
A: "My fault! You said DBZ! That IS DBZ!"
R: "But the first intro, not the second!"
Fortunately, the two were busy, because if they had seen what was going on, the RTL2 guy would actually have passed out.
With a family at home:
A 12-year-old girl hit the sofa because there was no DBZ.
Louisa: "I think I'm going to have a crisis!", She shouted all over the house and called her friend.[on the phone]: "Tell me, why is there no DBZ? I was so happy!"
Miriam: "I'm currently in a cooking duel!"
L: "Here too!"
M: "But the TV newspaper says that DBZ is coming now, my favorite show! I even highlighted it with highlighter!"
The phone rang in the RTL2 laboratory.
R: "Yes, hello? RTL2 on the line. What can I do for you?"
Customer: "Why is there no DBZ running?"
R: "Little moment ...", he put the phone down.[to his colleague]: "Where is the DBZ tape?"
A[found an excuse]: "Uh ... on your desk!"
R: "I've got it! And I'll cut your salary for that!"
He changed the cassette. Now the screen showed:
"Image disturbance ... No signal!"
When the right one came in:
"Find your seven DragonBalls ..."
R[clasped his hands over his head]: "Oh no, that was the wrong one again!"
And then something else came up again.
Back with the family:
M: "Now comes DoRemi! What's going on?"
L: "Let's call!"
M: "OK, bye!"
L: "See you then!"[She dialed the number from the RTL2 laboratory, but it was busy], "Shit like that!"
Back in the laboratory:
R: "What do we do now? Oh no, the caller!"[He went to the phone]: "Hello? Still there?"
K: "What is it? Why is there DragonBall?"
R[grinned sheepishly]: "We mixed up the cassette, and bye!"
The phone rang again.
R: "Hello? This is RTL2 speaking!"
K: "Where is my DBZ?"
R: "Coming soon!"[He hung up]
A: "Who was that?"[When the doorbell rang again].
R[pulled the plug]: "I don't know!Still haven't found the tape? "
A[held it in hand]: "Here!"
R[shouted desperately]: "WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? HALF AN HOUR IS RIGHT!"
A[replaced]: "That should definitely be the right one now!"
R: "I hope so!"
But he grimaced when he saw:
"Welcome to RTL Aktuell!"
A: "What were you doing there! It's neither VOX nor RTL!"
R: "I think I'll faint!"
It went on like that for the rest of the hour, when some scrap was sent over and over again.
In the next room:
News anchor[turned the TV on]: "DBZ will be over soon! Then it's our turn with the news! Get the camera ready!"
Video camera type: "What's going on? Ne time difference?"
N: "They seem to have problems!"
V[opened his camera and took out the cassette]: "I think I have the tape!"[Showed it to the newscaster].
It was a tape with the inscription: "DBZ Episode: A Path Without End"
N + V at the same time: "Oh no!"
Immediately they ran into the laboratory and pushed in, this time the desired tape. Now the intro came with the right program, but none of the viewers had turned on the television. And when the RTL2 News came, the spokesman babbled something about "Sorry" and "DBZ".
From that day on, people were fired and there was no more DBZ on RTL2. Well, that's fate! Instead, DBGT was broadcast, but I was so looking forward to today's episode!
END.
Somewhere in the universe of the DBZ world:
"Shit!" Shouted Freezer, "Now I can't show you how to finish this damn Son Goku!"
Maybe it was better that way, then at least Freezer didn't have to embarrass himself so much!
- - - - - - - -
Hi!
That was another short story from me!
Maria.