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Fanfic: EXCLUSIV - Little Brother (2. Woche)
Chapter: EXCLUSIVE - Little Brother (2nd week)
EXCLUSIVE - Little Brother (2nd week)
Hey guys!
Welcome to the 2nd week of "Little Brother"! As you probably already know, the last time Mr. Satan was kicked out ... So now our friends are among themselves. By the way, the vacated bed in Goku's room was immediately occupied by Piccolo, but whether he feels more comfortable with Goku than with Vegeta ... Well, he should tell us about that himself. This week we're broadcasting interviews with the residents of the Little Brother container. You know, everyone individually ... a camera ... and then let's talk.
And of course our weekly task is not neglected either ... everyone has their own personal opinion (the dance was a VERY good idea ... - comment from ZenzuBean). I only modified the task to the extent that I explicitly requested a classical ballet ... (Of course with the appropriate costumes, a friendly donation from "Rosa-Tütü GmbH" ... - Note from SenzuBean) ...
But enough of the preface, let's start recording the interviews now!
SenzuBean
Son Goku
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Well ... what should I start with? Well ... After Satan was out, Piccolo immediately asked if he could have the second bed in my room. Obviously he doesn't get along very well with Vegeta ... But I have no idea why. When I asked Piccolo, he just said I should watch the EXCLUSIVE episode "Die Rache der Gurke" on occasion ... I think Trunks recorded it. Trunks ... I think he gets on really well with Dende. Actually weird ... Dende is always so serious. Trunks is always playing tricks on us ... I didn't think the rubber snake in my breakfast was funny at all! But today's number is really top notch! Haha...! What did he do? You'll see afterwards when it's Piccolo's turn ... By the way, he's not sleeping with me anymore. Last night I think he slept in the bathtub ... and before that in the garden.That's why he has his cold ... The thunderstorm was pretty violent ... Did you know that pink and green look pretty stupid together? But Vegeta didn't look particularly happy when he was supposed to put on his skirt ... No, he didn't turn out to be a fag ... it was only for the weekly task. Actually he didn't want to do it, but C18 persuaded him to do it. I actually thought it was really funny ... only the dancing didn't work out that way. We kept stepping on each other's feet ...
Dende
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Hmm ... Well ... So ... Vacation from being God was really necessary. But it's not that quiet here ... People are always quarreling! (You and Piccolo don't do well ... - Editor's note) (Really witty, guys ... * roll of the eyes * - SenzuBean's note) And I also have a bad conscience ... Me gave Trunks the idea for his latest prank.I hope Piccolo doesn't hold it against me, but so far he hasn't noticed what Trunks has done ... He's been running around with the ping-pong balls all day ... It's good that Trunks don't care for me has peeked out his prank! As God that would be pretty embarrassing ... Although ... more embarrassing than the thing with the tutu, hard to imagine. I should have refused, but after seeing what 18 did to Vegeta, I thought it would be better to go along with it. Otherwise ... out of sheer boredom, Bulma started teaching Goku to play chess. She hasn't given up yet ... but the first three chessboards are already gone ... and the noise level in the living room has risen dramatically.
Bulma
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I really don't know who gets on my nerves more ... my son or Goku ?! Don't say now that it was my own fault for both! Yes, it was my own decision to teach the idiot to play chess ... Goku, not my son!Actually, I'm only doing this because of Vegeta ... his comments on it are just too funny. Speaking of Vegeta ... it's a shame that I didn't take a camera with me! The pink skirt looked really good on him ... and Piccolo didn't cut a bad figure either. Especially when the two were lying on the floor as pink-green balls and fought ... I have no idea why, but I don't think they need a reason to fight either.
Trunks
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Hey ... hello! Put the camera a little lower! Good thing ... Hey guys! I am the prank king! Yeah I've been kidding almost everyone for the week ... just not Dad, but I'd better not do that either. Personally, I like today's prank best ... Dad even helped me make the holes in the ping pong balls! It's good that Piccolo sleeps so little at night ... when he was snorkeling on the sofa in the living room this morning, I put the balls on his feelers! And he didn't even wake up!So far he has not noticed anything ... together with the black eye and the big cheek that he has from C18, the whole thing looks like a beep! Now a sneezing Namek is sneaking through the house with white pompons on their feelers. Papa has given me the prospect of an increase in my pocket money when we get out of here ...
Vegeta
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* growl * All shit ... The cucumber is really on my thigh ... The pea is annoying ... C18 is a stupid goat ... Kakarott strohdoof ... * grumble * Why the hell did I apply here in the first place ...? The only bright spot in this idiot stall is Trunks. As far as I am concerned, he can't fool the cucumber often enough ... The height was the number with the skirts! A Saiyan prince with a skirt! Embarrassing ... Humiliating ... But the others didn't give a better picture either. The pea looked like a pink pompom in the tulle thing! That the big green had to fight with me in this already embarrassing situation ... A shame that I couldn't REALLY reach!But I definitely don't want to lose ... Still ... he'll get that back when the game is over! In the meantime, I hope Trunks will ridicule him often ...
Piccolo
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* hatschi * * hoarseIs * Why is everyone staring at me so stupidly today ?! * sniff * don't have any handkerchiefs ... (that's certainly not the reason ... - SenzuBean's note) My head ... I shouldn't have slept in the garden after all. It's all Vegeta's fault! Actually, after ... * ha-ha-hatschi * ... after Satan was gone, I wanted to sleep with Son-Goku, but the guy sneaks into the kitchen every night and then comes back eating, he also speaks in his sleep. .. The constant 'hunger! Hunger!' I just couldn't take it anymore! * sniff * If someone were so nice and could send a packet of handkerchiefs ... * hatschi * Shit cold ... My feelers are so heavy too ... (That's NOT because of the cold, Piccolo ... - Note .v.SenzuBean)
C18
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That green lecher! Up until now I thought that Namek people only had one gender and would therefore not ... * nay * But this morning ... I'm standing in the shower, suddenly I hear a snore from the bathtub! Is this green tensioner lying there and sleeping ...! Well ... I gave him my opinion first! He's looking for his place to sleep more carefully in the future ... Last week's number with Vegeta was enough for me. By the way, I trained it very well, now it can even bake pancakes without letting them burn! Anything goes with a little goodwill ... or with a little force. It all depends. Now he even does our laundry ... Otherwise ... the little Trunks is a hit! First the rubber snake in Goku's muesli, then he poured hair dye into his mother's shampoo ... that's why she was wearing a headscarf earlier. I think, however, that red looks pretty good on her ... His latest victim is Piccolo, but you've just seen him yourself!Hey hey ... He should have done that once when we were walking around here with the tutu ... then all you had to do was stick wings on the green and put a magic wand in his hand ... The only ones who are not silly in the skirts Bulma and I looked like ... I even think that these things looked really good on us women. It's actually not my style, but it looked somehow classy ...
So that's it for this week ... * sniff * * howl * Now comes the hard part. Somebody has to get out ... But who ?! System as usual: two votes, first voice 2 points and second voice 1 point. The one with the most points is kicked out ... Voting like last time until Saturday evening. Next week we're bringing another mix of the week's best scenes. Suggestions for the weekly task are of course welcome again ...
In the meantime there is also news on the topic of "marriage strike" - the husbands who are not sitting in the container have rented a shop ... and have even ordered furniture!I think it should be a restaurant ... you can put pancakes on the menu, according to C18 Vegeta can do that quite well ...
And at this point I would like to pass on Piccolo's request for handkerchiefs ... Please submit donations here in the form of comments ... :-)
SenzuBean
PS .: The next chapter of the Spirits saga is here too ...