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Fanfic: Vegeta und Son Goku im Wunderland 4
Chapter: Vegeta and Son Goku in Wonderland 4
4. The Mad Hatter and the March Hare
It was pretty strange in the forest. Butterflies that looked like toast flew around, bagpipes swam in a pond, flowers sang songs ... Then they came to an intersection. "Which way should we take?" asked Goku Vegeta. "No idea ...! Said Vegeta. (Vegeta doesn't know what to do !!!!!!!!!)" That depends on where you want to go! "Interfered an amused voice from above." Who is speaking! "ordered Vegeta suspiciously." I! "chuckled the voice and it was as if someone were to turn on a light. The fat orange, blue cat they had already seen in the kitchen grinned at them." Let me introduce myself, me 'm the Cheshire Cat! "she grinned." Get out of here you stupid bastard! "snapped Vegeta at the Cheshire Cat." Why should I !? "grinned the cat back and rolled her round eyes." You can experience something right away ...! " Vegeta yelled annoyed and wanted to blow up the Cheshire Cat."Stop!" Son Goku intervened bravely, "Where are the roads leading to?" Vegeta was almost bursting with anger and Son Goku had serious problems to keep Vegeta from killing the Cheshire Cat. "The right one leads to the mad hatter and the left one to the March hare!" chuckled the Cheshire Cat. Vegeta pressed out: “We definitely don't go to that hatter, I'm not going to any madman!” “But the March hare is with the hatter. They're having a tea party, and he's crazy too, everyone is crazy here, you have that about not noticed yet? " laughed the cat, rolling its eyes. "I knew it!" Vegeta yelled almost hysterically, "They're all crazy!" (Oh, was our veggie scared? I'm sorry!) "So," Son Goku replied doubtfully, "Where else are we going?" The Cheshire Cat laughed again and sang a tune. She waved her thick bottle-brush tail over her big bulbous belly, which dissolved, then over her face until finally only her eyes and her grinning mouth remained.She rolled her eyes and said: "Always remember: all roads belong to the queen and sooner or later also lead there!" She gave a last, crazy laugh and disappeared. "And what now?" asked Son Goku. "I do not know!" Vegeta snapped at him. Somehow it got barely noticeably darker and then they stood in the dark, only the paths were lit up. Son Goku's stomach answered with a loud growl. He stroked his stomach and said: “I'm hungry, I think I'm going to the tea party now, maybe there will be something to eat!” And hopefully he took the right path. Vegeta, who didn't want to be left behind, groaned behind him, he knew it was pointless to stop Son Goku. About as pointless as keeping a wild boar off the potato field.
They came to a clearing, everything was enveloped in steam and a table could be seen in the shadows. They walked through the steam in a direction from which they heard voices and laughter.The steam evaporated, revealing a huge, long, rectangular table that was covered over and over with teapots and cups in all possible and impossible shapes and colors. There were also plates with small, medium, large and giant cakes, tarts and biscuits. The last one was of course especially interesting for Son Goku! At the very end of the table sat a small man with a huge purple top hat and was chatting animatedly with a rabbit who had protruding teeth and long floppy ears. Vegeta's mouth twitched, he looked like he didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Suddenly the figures at the end of the table noticed our 'fearless heroes'. The rabbit whispered something in the ear of the cylinder man, who then cleared his throat and said: "Hello gentleman, I'm the crazy hatter and the one on my left," the rabbit got up, "Is the March rabbit! What can we do for you? "" How rude we are! the March hare interrupted the hatter.With these words they suddenly stood up, ran quickly to the end of the table where Vegeta and Son Goku were standing, sat down and shouted at the same time: "Tea!" and held teapots under their noses at the same time. "Please take a seat!" said the hatter in the tone of the conversation. Chairs suddenly came rushing from behind and slammed in the back of their knees so that they automatically sat down. The chairs were right between the hatter and the hare. "Tea?" said the hare, dressed in Son Goku, and poured him tea into a chicken-shaped cup. "Cake?" the hatter asked Vegeta
robed and pushed a monstrous Black Forest cake, larger Vegeta's current size, to him.
Son Goku's eyes lit up when he saw the cake. He grabbed the cake and pecked at it. The rabbit didn't seem at all surprised about Son Goku's cravings, because he got up and sat down next to Vegeta. So that this one was now wedged. "Let's tell funny stories, do you know one?" he turned to Vegeta.Now Vegeta no longer felt like a strong, proud Saiyan Jin prince, but more like a powerless little child. They were the worst opponents he ever had, a hundred times worse than Boo. He felt at their mercy and powerless. He shook his head dejectedly at the question. The hatter began to tell ... It was an ordeal for our indomitable Saiyan Jin prince! Not just the 'funny story' or the fainting feeling, no in between they just stood up and screamed: "Change of place!" rushed to another part of the table and dragged him, Vegeta, Prince of the Saiyan Jin, just behind! It was so humiliating that he couldn't even find the strength to get angry. He could not expect any help from Son Goku, since he was busy eating all the pies, cakes and cookies that were available. And Son Goku really had planned something! Just as the waves of desperation threatened to drown Vegeta, suddenly a herald in a spade robe burst between them and announced: "The queen's roses have been painted red!You are all called as witnesses! Who does not come will be beheaded! Get on your way immediately! "With that he disappeared again and Heiloses chaos broke out. Suddenly a mouse shot out of a teapot and screamed:" The Queen's roses! "Then everything dissolved in front of Vegeta's and Son Goku's eyes, the image of the tea party seemed to move into the distance and they were on a path that led directly into a hedge labyrinth. In the distance you could just make out a castle. ..
Will Vegeta be able to avert the impending nervous breakdown and what about the queen and her red-painted roses? You can find out that and much more if you diligently write me comments!
It was pretty strange in the forest. Butterflies that looked like toast flew around, bagpipes swam in a pond, flowers sang songs ... Then they came to an intersection. "Which way should we take?" asked Goku Vegeta. "No idea ...! Said Vegeta. (Vegeta doesn't know what to do !!!!!!!!!)" That depends on where you want to go! "Interfered an amused voice from above." Who is speaking! "ordered Vegeta suspiciously." I! "chuckled the voice and it was as if someone were to turn on a light. The fat orange, blue cat they had already seen in the kitchen grinned at them." Let me introduce myself, me 'm the Cheshire Cat! "she grinned." Get out of here you stupid bastard! "snapped Vegeta at the Cheshire Cat." Why should I !? "grinned the cat back and rolled her round eyes." You can experience something right away ...! " Vegeta yelled annoyed and wanted to blow up the Cheshire Cat."Stop!" Son Goku intervened bravely, "Where are the roads leading to?" Vegeta was almost bursting with anger and Son Goku had serious problems to keep Vegeta from killing the Cheshire Cat. "The right one leads to the mad hatter and the left one to the March hare!" chuckled the Cheshire Cat. Vegeta pressed out: “We definitely don't go to that hatter, I'm not going to any madman!” “But the March hare is with the hatter. They're having a tea party, and he's crazy too, everyone is crazy here, you have that about not noticed yet? " laughed the cat, rolling its eyes. "I knew it!" Vegeta yelled almost hysterically, "They're all crazy!" (Oh, was our veggie scared? I'm sorry!) "So," Son Goku replied doubtfully, "Where else are we going?" The Cheshire Cat laughed again and sang a tune. She waved her thick bottle-brush tail over her big bulbous belly, which dissolved, then over her face until finally only her eyes and her grinning mouth remained.She rolled her eyes and said: "Always remember: all roads belong to the queen and sooner or later also lead there!" She gave a last, crazy laugh and disappeared. "And what now?" asked Son Goku. "I do not know!" Vegeta snapped at him. Somehow it got barely noticeably darker and then they stood in the dark, only the paths were lit up. Son Goku's stomach answered with a loud growl. He stroked his stomach and said: “I'm hungry, I think I'm going to the tea party now, maybe there will be something to eat!” And hopefully he took the right path. Vegeta, who didn't want to be left behind, groaned behind him, he knew it was pointless to stop Son Goku. About as pointless as keeping a wild boar off the potato field.
They came to a clearing, everything was enveloped in steam and a table could be seen in the shadows. They walked through the steam in a direction from which they heard voices and laughter.The steam evaporated, revealing a huge, long, rectangular table that was covered over and over with teapots and cups in all possible and impossible shapes and colors. There were also plates with small, medium, large and giant cakes, tarts and biscuits. The last one was of course especially interesting for Son Goku! At the very end of the table sat a small man with a huge purple top hat and was chatting animatedly with a rabbit who had protruding teeth and long floppy ears. Vegeta's mouth twitched, he looked like he didn't know whether to laugh or cry. Suddenly the figures at the end of the table noticed our 'fearless heroes'. The rabbit whispered something in the ear of the cylinder man, who then cleared his throat and said: "Hello gentleman, I'm the crazy hatter and the one on my left," the rabbit got up, "Is the March rabbit! What can we do for you? "" How rude we are! the March hare interrupted the hatter.With these words they suddenly stood up, ran quickly to the end of the table where Vegeta and Son Goku were standing, sat down and shouted at the same time: "Tea!" and held teapots under their noses at the same time. "Please take a seat!" said the hatter in the tone of the conversation. Chairs suddenly came rushing from behind and slammed in the back of their knees so that they automatically sat down. The chairs were right between the hatter and the hare. "Tea?" said the hare, dressed in Son Goku, and poured him tea into a chicken-shaped cup. "Cake?" the hatter asked Vegeta
robed and pushed a monstrous Black Forest cake, larger Vegeta's current size, to him.
Son Goku's eyes lit up when he saw the cake. He grabbed the cake and pecked at it. The rabbit didn't seem at all surprised about Son Goku's cravings, because he got up and sat down next to Vegeta. So that this one was now wedged. "Let's tell funny stories, do you know one?" he turned to Vegeta.Now Vegeta no longer felt like a strong, proud Saiyan Jin prince, but more like a powerless little child. They were the worst opponents he ever had, a hundred times worse than Boo. He felt at their mercy and powerless. He shook his head dejectedly at the question. The hatter began to tell ... It was an ordeal for our indomitable Saiyan Jin prince! Not just the 'funny story' or the fainting feeling, no in between they just stood up and screamed: "Change of place!" rushed to another part of the table and dragged him, Vegeta, Prince of the Saiyan Jin, just behind! It was so humiliating that he couldn't even find the strength to get angry. He could not expect any help from Son Goku, since he was busy eating all the pies, cakes and cookies that were available. And Son Goku really had planned something! Just as the waves of desperation threatened to drown Vegeta, suddenly a herald in a spade robe burst between them and announced: "The queen's roses have been painted red!You are all called as witnesses! Who does not come will be beheaded! Get on your way immediately! "With that he disappeared again and Heiloses chaos broke out. Suddenly a mouse shot out of a teapot and screamed:" The Queen's roses! "Then everything dissolved in front of Vegeta's and Son Goku's eyes, the image of the tea party seemed to move into the distance and they were on a path that led directly into a hedge labyrinth. In the distance you could just make out a castle. ..
Will Vegeta be able to avert the impending nervous breakdown and what about the queen and her red-painted roses? You can find out that and much more if you diligently write me comments!