Translation
Fanfic: WITZE
Chapter: Joke
Joke
So, although these jokes are not all DB Charas and even just stolen, as some will notice, I thought you should read them.
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Goku and Vegeta are caught by cannibals in the jungle. (Let's assume your powers are all) These set the condition: each of you is looking for 50 identical things and comes back here. (As if Veggi would put up with something like that, but he just does) Vegeta comes back first, he has 50 cherry stones. The cannibals say: If you stick them all up your bum without laughing, we'll set you free. So he put them in one by one. But when he has already reached 49, he suddenly snorts out loud. The cannibals ask: You only had one more. Why are you laughing now? Vegeta thinks: Goku comes behind with 50 coconuts!
Vegeta bought a farm in Germany. Here comes an American.You go to the pigsty. The American says: "It's great here. Great equipment, remarkable automatic. We don't have anything like that in America, but our pigs are bigger." They go to the cowshed. Says the American: "It's great here. Great equipment, remarkable automatic. We don't have anything like that in America. But our cows are bigger." Then they go outside. A donkey is standing in the pasture. Vegeta goes over and shooes him away. Then the American asks: "Why are you doing that?" Vegeta says calmly: "Yes, you know, the rabbits eat all of the grass away from us."
Now a little riddle: Why don't flies go to church?
Answer: Because they are in sects.
Another riddle: what is the difference between mail robbery and seed robbery?
Answer: When the mail is stolen, the sack is also gone.
Pan to Bra: "My grandpa is always following young women." Then Bra: "And what does your grandma think about that?" "Nothing. " "Like nothing? "Yes, she always means: Dogs chase after all cars and yet they can't drive."
Trunks helps a pastor clean out his chicken coop. He'll get an envelope afterwards. Trunks thinks, "Great, I'm getting paid!" But there is only a note in it. What is it on the note?!? “You are God's son, you are brewing no wages.” The next morning all the pastor's chickens have disappeared from the barn. Only an envelope with a piece of paper is still there. It says: "You are God's servant, you don't brew chickens!"
Vegeta had sextuplets. Then Son-Goku asks: "Yes, how did that happen?" Vegeta says: "Yes, you know. My wife was standing there in the long black with the short red underneath in front of the freezer and I just couldn't control myself anymore. "" And then you two just did it in the freezer? "Asks Son-Goku. “No, in the freezer.” Horrified, Goku says, “In the freezer?But yours isn't that big after all. "Says Vegeta:" Not ours, Aldi does! "
Bulma next to Vegeta in the car. Bulma: "Are you crazy? You just ran over a red light!" Vegeta: "Don't talk metal! I should have heard a crack!"
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Clerks welcome!
So, although these jokes are not all DB Charas and even just stolen, as some will notice, I thought you should read them.
____________________________________
Goku and Vegeta are caught by cannibals in the jungle. (Let's assume your powers are all) These set the condition: each of you is looking for 50 identical things and comes back here. (As if Veggi would put up with something like that, but he just does) Vegeta comes back first, he has 50 cherry stones. The cannibals say: If you stick them all up your bum without laughing, we'll set you free. So he put them in one by one. But when he has already reached 49, he suddenly snorts out loud. The cannibals ask: You only had one more. Why are you laughing now? Vegeta thinks: Goku comes behind with 50 coconuts!
Vegeta bought a farm in Germany. Here comes an American.You go to the pigsty. The American says: "It's great here. Great equipment, remarkable automatic. We don't have anything like that in America, but our pigs are bigger." They go to the cowshed. Says the American: "It's great here. Great equipment, remarkable automatic. We don't have anything like that in America. But our cows are bigger." Then they go outside. A donkey is standing in the pasture. Vegeta goes over and shooes him away. Then the American asks: "Why are you doing that?" Vegeta says calmly: "Yes, you know, the rabbits eat all of the grass away from us."
Now a little riddle: Why don't flies go to church?
Answer: Because they are in sects.
Another riddle: what is the difference between mail robbery and seed robbery?
Answer: When the mail is stolen, the sack is also gone.
Pan to Bra: "My grandpa is always following young women." Then Bra: "And what does your grandma think about that?" "Nothing. " "Like nothing? "Yes, she always means: Dogs chase after all cars and yet they can't drive."
Trunks helps a pastor clean out his chicken coop. He'll get an envelope afterwards. Trunks thinks, "Great, I'm getting paid!" But there is only a note in it. What is it on the note?!? “You are God's son, you are brewing no wages.” The next morning all the pastor's chickens have disappeared from the barn. Only an envelope with a piece of paper is still there. It says: "You are God's servant, you don't brew chickens!"
Vegeta had sextuplets. Then Son-Goku asks: "Yes, how did that happen?" Vegeta says: "Yes, you know. My wife was standing there in the long black with the short red underneath in front of the freezer and I just couldn't control myself anymore. "" And then you two just did it in the freezer? "Asks Son-Goku. “No, in the freezer.” Horrified, Goku says, “In the freezer?But yours isn't that big after all. "Says Vegeta:" Not ours, Aldi does! "
Bulma next to Vegeta in the car. Bulma: "Are you crazy? You just ran over a red light!" Vegeta: "Don't talk metal! I should have heard a crack!"
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Clerks welcome!