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Fanfic: Big Kaioshin is watching you!
Chapter: Big Kaioshin is watching you!
My first fanfic is about the DBZ Charas in the Big Brother bunker. However, the season only lasts for a month. I hope you like it! Have fun!!!
Background information
Residents:
Son Goku, Piccolo, Trunks, Son Goten (both small), Freezer, Vegeta, Chichi, Muten Roschi, Bulma, Kuririn, Cell, C 18
Moderators:
Oliver Geißen, old Kaioshin
Pets:
4 chickens, 1 rooster
ok, loooos go!
(1) Moving in or women's things and Piccolo's secret
OLLI: Hello and welcome to the start of Big Brother! This time we have some very special guests! You might see some of you from the series ...
KAIOSHIN: Yeah, yeah, okay boy! Who doesn't know them ??!
OLLI: Uh ... all right. The residents have been in the house for a few minutes, we are now live!
KAIOSHIN: I'm curious whether the booth is still standing ...
(In the house)
The residents have already unpacked their things and are now exploring the house and the large garden.
CHICHI: Holy Dende! Just look at this amazing kitchen !!!
SON GOKU: Oh yes, you get bad steam right away!
KURIRIN: Can you only think about fudging? We have a much bigger problem! Cell and Freezer are here, are you even aware of that ?!
VEGETA: Leave the snot in there, I'll flatten them !!
SON GOKU: No Vegeta, otherwise we will fly out !!!
VEGETA: Sure ??? !!! ???
SON GOKU: well ... think so ...
BULMA: I don't know what you're so upset about! It's much worse that they only have tampons! What a crap! These are really bad things! Once I ...
- here we fade in with consideration
get your stomachs out .. ^^ -
Kuririn and Vegeta turn their stomachs at Bulma's remarks, they run outside in panic. Chichi and C 18 agree with Bulma and soon even Son Goku can't take it anymore .....
(In the garden)
VEGETA: Man, what shit! I feel very sick! It scares me every time she starts.
KURIRIN (nods in agreement): Who are you saying that to?
* double sigh *
But the next shock is not long in coming ...
VEGETA (nudging Kuririn): Look over there!
KURIRIN: Where? Oh there! Hmm ... what is that?
It is green...
VEGETA: Piccolo!
KURIRIN: ... it smokes ...
VEGETA: Piccolo!
KURIRIN: ... it has a white cloak ...
VEGETA: P-I-C-C-O-L-O !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KURIRIN: It could be Piccolo!
VEGETA: * tip over * ........
KURIRIN: But where does the smoke come from ???
VEGETA: I think my planet is exploding! The green body is smoking!
KURIRIN: I don't think so!
PICCOLO (turning around frantically): Shit!
VEGETA: Well, now your ass is getting on ice, isn't it ??? * malicious grin *
KURIRIN: * is totally stunned * Piccolo, old friend!You smoke? Since when? How so?
PICCOLO: * pulls hard on his glowing stick * Yes, for 2 years, why don't you have a nose ??? !!!!!
SON GOKU: * comes along * Well, now everyone knows!
PICCOLO: * pout * Oh monk!
VEGETA: YOU knew it, Kakarot ???!
SON GOKU: Yes, I saw it on one of our training rounds.
After this little sensation everyone was sitting in the living room and arguing about whether one could pay Piccolo's cigarettes from the weekly budget.
CHICHI: Out of the question! I won't let you smoke all over my little baby too! * casts a suspicious look at Muten Roschi and Bulma *
ROSCHI: We're not addicted chain smokers like him!
SON GOTEN: * turns red * Mama ...
C 18: I'm against it too. Should the green one forego it? * mean grin *
PICCOLO: NEVER !!!
TRUNKS: If I could say something about it ...
VEGETA: No, you mustn't.
TRUNKS: But ...!
BULMA: Well, I'm in favor of voting!
FREEZER: What's the problem?
CELL: Exactly, it's his thing if he hops over to Kaio 10 years earlier!
At the introduction of the hopping Piccolo, Cell and Freezer roll on the floor.
PICCOLO: * is offended *
SON GOKU: That can be cheerful ...
After a lot of back and forth, they agree on ONE box a week. More endless squabbles later, they also created the purchasing plan.
SON GOTEN & SON GOKU: I'M HUNGRY!
Now it was first mumbled properly.
OLLI: So dear ones, that's it for today! I hope to see you again on Saturday, then there is the summary of the first week!
KAIOSHIN: Don't miss out! The weather is getting hot and there is a great pool in the garden! Huh ... if we're lucky there's a lot to see! * drool * * hechel *
OLLI: Um, yes ... so take care!
I look forward to your comments and ideas! ^^