Translation
Fanfic: ALTER RAMSCH und BLÖDER WOHNEN
shorts! Men in panties look like women with ladder stitches! And men who sleep in pajamas are memes! Real guys sleep in underpants! I would ask our readers to comment on this!
Feng Shui
After Goku had forced me to wipe my footprint away again, he explained to us why he had bought stupid "wind chimes" by the sacks: "For Feng Shui!"
"Feng Shui" is a new way of furnishing your home without any rough edges. With it you can find the "balance of life". Aha. "Son-Goku got that from his stupid girlfriend Chichi, the esoteric Funz", Bulma whispered.Son-Goku ensured "balance" in our apartment, which was a real pleasure: he renamed the kitchen-cum-living room to "area of fame", the bathroom became "area of benefit" and my room was suddenly called "area of wealth" . And then those annoying "wind chimes"! These are Kling things on threads that you hang from the ceiling. One with a bell hangs in the hall. When the door opens, it either falls down or you think you're in a corner shop. When visitors come, you go there and ask: "What can it be?"
In the "realm of fame", Son-Goku has set up his stupid indoor fountain. Since it splashes there, Bulma and I have had to go to the bathroom twice as often. Or better: in the "area of benefit"! Son-Goku put white lace doilies with fringes everywhere. He got them from his mother - "fully cheap in a pack of three!"
Now everything is "frayed" with us. Just not my cut off jeans! What am I doing wrong?
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