So, this is just a quick excerpt from "Oh my god Vegeta"! If you don't like it, I won't write any further. (logically)




"Wait a minute, Nora! You pay me for that!" "Now get yourself back, it was just kidding!" I tried, panting, to pull myself out of the affair. "Oh yes !? Then stop so I can show you how much I enjoyed it!"


Gregor had been chasing me through our neighborhood on skates for almost an hour. I had, um ... well, more or less unintentionally pulled his swimming trunks down while he was swimming this morning. And that even before his absolute dream woman, Lena Schmierfuss! Long blonde hair, poisonous green eyes and always in branded clothes. You could recognize her from afar by her great, embarrassing, lots of make-up. Without a lot going on, I absolutely hated her. In my opinion, she was a bitchy little fashion doll who got everything shoved into her perfect little butt by her parents.

But back to my pursuit. We had just arrived at our skate park. This is what we call an asphalt place directly behind a supermarket. Here we had dragged boards and built a small course. I drove over the ramp and waited to hit the ground, but nothing happened. And when I looked down, I saw a black hole that I fell into. I must have screamed like a stick. Suddenly everything darkened around me. Here and there I saw some kind of lightning, then I heard voices. Warm, calm voices that spoke to me, but I couldn't understand them.


What was that supposed to mean? Had my hour failed and am I now on my way to heaven? Would a gate open in front of me right now and take me to paradise? I stopped screaming. A warm, comfortable feeling spread inside me. No, I couldn't be dead I couldn't do that! My parents wouldn't be able to cope with that again!

In front of me there was suddenly a light and a kind of tunnel. LIGHT AND TUNNEL ?! Oh my god I was dead! Gasping for air, I grab my heart. I was shocked, no, I was dead. At least that's what I believed.


"Oh, great! I'm dead! Well then at least I don't need to write down the math work on Tuesday!" I joked to calm myself down, but I didn't really succeed. I stopped falling, but the tunnel was getting closer and closer to me, even though I didn't move an inch. "Oh no, they cut themselves there! I'm not stupid! If I go through there now, I'll really be dead! But without me! I want to get away from here!" I turned around and wanted to move away from the light, but I didn't succeed. I left on the spot. Then the light completely surrounded me. I felt this warmth in me again and heard the voices. “Take care of yourself!” “Trust your heart!” “Don't let anger and hatred guide you!” “Don't forget who you are and were!"I could understand. What was this Misst, where was I? Suddenly I fell again and landed quite roughly on a hard object. I heard screams of horror, but couldn't see anything yet, the light had blinded me too much. I felt how my pants slowly got wet, I had something like ... "Damn it! "I heard of a familiar voice. Slowly I was able to recognize outlines again. And the familiar voice belonged to none other than Georg, who was sitting in the middle of a bowl of pudding. I hadn't met it any other way and tried to free myself from the bowl of vegetable soup." Who are you and what are you doing here! "I heard a rather angry voice say behind me. When I had freed myself and turned around, I fell back into the bowl in shock. There they stood, all a little shocked but also a little angry "Ve ... Ve ... Vegeta!" I managed to get out.








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