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Fanfic: Goku-schatz und Vegi-chan
Chapter: Goku-darling and Vegi-chan
Goku-darling and Vegi-chan
It was a beautiful Sunday morning, actually everything as usual - the sun is shining, blue sky, the birds are chirping, the snails are snails and chichi is screaming. "Son-Goku, you good-for-nothing !!!" "Um ... what is it, Chichi?" Asks the intimidated Saiyajin meekly. Once again there was nothing edible there - actually nothing unusual ... "Every time the same !!!", she snaps at him, "There is never anything to eat in the house, and why ??? !!!" She looks threateningly challenges him. "Yes, why?" - "Kyaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh !!!!!!!", this naivety knocks you out. When she has recovered, she continues to yell: "YOU ALWAYS EAT EVERYTHING AWAY !!!" "Yes, but ... when I'm hungry ...", the poor trucker (you have to go to his innocent goku think look ^^). "Oh! Then go to work, earn your food! But no, the only thing you do is train and eat!", She snorts. "hmmm ...?", he looks at her almost fearfully."And then you bring Gohan in too! He shouldn't fight, he should learn! He should ... BLAblabla! Blablablabla ... BLABLA! Bla ..." (and then everything blurs, and this everywhere Colors ...! No, goku is not high after all ... * gg *)> Oh, man! How long does she want to talk? <, thinks Son-Goku, who has not listened to her for a long time. He was getting used to it, always the same lyre. > What does she want from me? what does she want ??? Hmm ... Ahhhh !!!!! Well, at least she's quiet now ... Whether she's snapped? Oh, I don't understand! <"hmm ... Chichi, can you get me something to eat? ... I'm hungry ... Oh, pleaseeeeeeeeeeee! ..." He waits a short time. "hmmmm ... can I go to Vegeta? .... Ok, then I'll go now ... Okay? uh, no objections? Then I'll go now. ... Bye ...!" The joy suppressed quickly amazed at his wife. > I can go to vegeta !!! hihi! <(Son-goku and vegeta are good friends here. When they are together, they are both quite childish. Vegeta is also something ... well, let's call it "ignorant" ^^ so don't be surprised about certain situations * gg * )
When Son-Goku finally joined the capsule corp. has arrived, he hears Bulma's voice.She is talking to Vegeta, who also looks very annoyed. ... "It's good, woman!" "And then please go shopping for me ..." "Since when have you been giving me orders?" Bulma ignores this objection and continues "and you do ..." - "That's enough now ..." Vegeta noticed son-goku. "You should then" - "SHUT UP YOUR FLAP !!!!" This hindrance was removed with a ball of energy in a flash. "Man, these women!" Son-Goku looks at him horrified: "You ... killed her !!?" "Yes, and? She was annoying! Besides, the bulmas are off the band!" The expression on the face reveals one thing: he has no idea what vegeta means. "HÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ????" "ahjaaa, kakarott, look!", Vegeta shows bored bulma (!) Who is just running out of the house. "ähhhhh? bulmaaa?" "this is the next one! they come from the tape - if I kill one, which is really not uncommon ..." he interrupts his explanation to get rid of the complaining bulma, "comes the next one immediately -from the band got it?"-" uh ... that's practical! is that also possible with eating? "Vegeta only gave a contemptuous look for this question." What do you actually want? did you flee from your wife? ", but he doesn't even let his buddy finish because the next angry bulma comes running up." Let's get out of here first, she won't let us rest! "Vegeta quickly kills the" bulma-vom-band "and off we go.
... "hehe, just imagine, chichi let me see you without even making a peep!" says son-goku vegeta as they fly to the pub. "WHAT? That doesn't exist!" "Yes, and if I tell you! She lets me do what I want! She doesn't say anything at all!" - "I want to see that! Go to you, kakarott!" The two of them Saiyan turn back and fly to the 439th eastern district, where Goku lives.
They have finally arrived and Son-Goku leads vegeta into his house. vegeta is excited to see this non-complaining chichi.When he sees her lying on the floor, something becomes clear to him> oh, man ... <. "Hello chichi! I brought vegeta with me, you don't mind, do you?", He grins and is visibly pleased. Vegeta puts on his contemptuous look again, "that's already great, you are the bear ..." (we always say bear. Has something like the meaning of hero ...) Son-Goku is too naive around to notice the irony and be even more pleased. "It's great, isn't it? she doesn't yell at me anymore !!", he nudges her several times. "Oh, man, kakarott! You killed your wife!" - "What?" "You killed her!" - "hm?" "She is DEAD !!!" goku doesn't understand anything. "huh? how now?", goku still doesn't understand. "grrrr! YOU", he points to his puzzled buddy, "did YOU", he points to chichi, "killed! got it ????" "OH! that's why she didn't complain ..." "dead people don't speak, that's about them ... "That makes sense to goku:" Ah, yes!but ... ah! ", he throws himself fearfully in front of her and begs her:" Please don't be angry with me, chichi !!! I'm sorry! "Vegeta is getting too colorful now," SHE'S DEAD, DAMN AGAIN! DON'T YOU CAPTURE THAT ?????? !!!!!!!! "" OOOHHH! EXACTLY! That's right, she's dead ... I killed my wife ??? oh ... "" yes, that you finally got it ... She can't hurt you anymore! "Goku is panicking," But I can't leave her like that ... dead !!! She is my wife! "" Oh, then you just look for a new woman! ... maybe you'll get something to eat ... "" But ... ", goku is not really convinced." Now don't be a washcloth !!! "Vegeta just can't understand the behavior of his friend and he gets a little angry." That's just an earthly woman! "" Um ... ", Son-goku doesn't see it that way, but he still agrees." But ... I can't just leave her lying around here ...! What am I supposed to do ??? "" Oh, you put them under the bed, where all corpses go!"(The one about the corpses under the bed is the latest scream here! * gg *)" Really? hmm ... naguuuuut ... "And the dead woman is already lying under the bed. Goku is feeling a little queasy," And now? "" Now it's son-gohan's turn! with child you don't get a new one ... "" Huh? But ... "contradicts Goku, but soon son-gohan is lying under the bed. Son-Goku looks helpless, but now it's too late." Uff ... that wouldn't have been necessary, vegeta ... "" What! Come on now! There's a beer for that! "says vegeta solemnly and pulls his buddy with him. He's also happy again straight away," But no Henninger! "" No, just not ... what do you think ??? "and soon the two of them are sitting in the pub. (A little word about henninger: with us it is just the case that nobody drinks henninger You can drink beer, it says "but no henninger!" * gg * It's just the way it is ... there is a reason for that ... but I won't tell you now ... keep drinking your henninger ... but think of me ... MUHAHAHAAA)
Of course, the two of them drink each other again and finally end up back out of the bar, where they sing and dance ... The Saiyajins dance nightfever (you know, don't you ...?) And sing: "A little bit of bi never hurts ... "(* gg *)
When Son-Goku wakes up again, he's lying in a hedge. > Hmm, where has vegeta gone? Hmm, she's training ... I want to! <, and Goku runs towards her. The young woman has long blond hair that is tied back with a ribbon so as not to interfere with the training. She wears jeans, a top, gloves and boots. "Hey, do we want to fight each other?" Asks son-goku as he approaches her. "Uh ...?", A little startled, she turns to goku. "Who are you and what do you want?", She replies hostile and takes up a fighting position. "Uh ... I'm son-goku and I would like to fight you! You're pretty good - I could certainly teach you a few tricks ..." After studying Goku's friendly facial expression, she relaxes a bit."I'm Bunnysun! (Yes! That's me people !! * straaaaaaaaahhhhl * * ggggg *) hmm ... you want to fight?", She looks at him. At Goku's nod, she challenges him: “Come on then!” The saiyan grins, both take a fighting stance and concentrate. Of course our bear (* g *, you know, goku!) Is waiting for her to attack. With one jump she stands in front of him and hits him with her fists, but of course Goku fends off everyone. the sudden kick from behind surprises him, but poses no threat to the saiyan. When bunnysun has researched the strength of her opponent, she accelerates and goku has to make an effort not to be hit. Now he attacks, but Bunnysun can dodge the attacks quite skillfully. Neither is anything else appropriate, as she found she was too weak to fend them off. > It will only be a matter of time before I go down ...
It was a beautiful Sunday morning, actually everything as usual - the sun is shining, blue sky, the birds are chirping, the snails are snails and chichi is screaming. "Son-Goku, you good-for-nothing !!!" "Um ... what is it, Chichi?" Asks the intimidated Saiyajin meekly. Once again there was nothing edible there - actually nothing unusual ... "Every time the same !!!", she snaps at him, "There is never anything to eat in the house, and why ??? !!!" She looks threateningly challenges him. "Yes, why?" - "Kyaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh !!!!!!!", this naivety knocks you out. When she has recovered, she continues to yell: "YOU ALWAYS EAT EVERYTHING AWAY !!!" "Yes, but ... when I'm hungry ...", the poor trucker (you have to go to his innocent goku think look ^^). "Oh! Then go to work, earn your food! But no, the only thing you do is train and eat!", She snorts. "hmmm ...?", he looks at her almost fearfully."And then you bring Gohan in too! He shouldn't fight, he should learn! He should ... BLAblabla! Blablablabla ... BLABLA! Bla ..." (and then everything blurs, and this everywhere Colors ...! No, goku is not high after all ... * gg *)> Oh, man! How long does she want to talk? <, thinks Son-Goku, who has not listened to her for a long time. He was getting used to it, always the same lyre. > What does she want from me?
When Son-Goku finally joined the capsule corp. has arrived, he hears Bulma's voice.She is talking to Vegeta, who also looks very annoyed. ... "It's good, woman!" "And then please go shopping for me ..." "Since when have you been giving me orders?" Bulma ignores this objection and continues "and you do ..." - "That's enough now ..." Vegeta noticed son-goku. "You should then" - "SHUT UP YOUR FLAP !!!!" This hindrance was removed with a ball of energy in a flash. "Man, these women!" Son-Goku looks at him horrified: "You ... killed her !!?" "Yes, and? She was annoying! Besides, the bulmas are off the band!" The expression on the face reveals one thing: he has no idea what vegeta means. "HÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ ????" "ahjaaa, kakarott, look!", Vegeta shows bored bulma (!) Who is just running out of the house. "ähhhhh? bulmaaa?" "this is the next one! they come from the tape - if I kill one, which is really not uncommon ..." he interrupts his explanation to get rid of the complaining bulma, "comes the next one immediately -from the band got it?"-" uh ... that's practical! is that also possible with eating? "Vegeta only gave a contemptuous look for this question." What do you actually want? did you flee from your wife? ", but he doesn't even let his buddy finish because the next angry bulma comes running up." Let's get out of here first, she won't let us rest! "Vegeta quickly kills the" bulma-vom-band "and off we go.
... "hehe, just imagine, chichi let me see you without even making a peep!" says son-goku vegeta as they fly to the pub. "WHAT? That doesn't exist!" "Yes, and if I tell you! She lets me do what I want! She doesn't say anything at all!" - "I want to see that! Go to you, kakarott!" The two of them Saiyan turn back and fly to the 439th eastern district, where Goku lives.
They have finally arrived and Son-Goku leads vegeta into his house. vegeta is excited to see this non-complaining chichi.When he sees her lying on the floor, something becomes clear to him> oh, man ... <. "Hello chichi! I brought vegeta with me, you don't mind, do you?", He grins and is visibly pleased. Vegeta puts on his contemptuous look again, "that's already great, you are the bear ..." (we always say bear. Has something like the meaning of hero ...) Son-Goku is too naive around to notice the irony and be even more pleased. "It's great, isn't it? she doesn't yell at me anymore !!", he nudges her several times. "Oh, man, kakarott! You killed your wife!" - "What?" "You killed her!" - "hm?" "She is DEAD !!!" goku doesn't understand anything. "huh? how now?", goku still doesn't understand. "grrrr! YOU", he points to his puzzled buddy, "did YOU", he points to chichi, "killed! got it ????" "OH! that's why she didn't complain ..." "dead people don't speak, that's about them ... "That makes sense to goku:" Ah, yes!but ... ah! ", he throws himself fearfully in front of her and begs her:" Please don't be angry with me, chichi !!! I'm sorry! "Vegeta is getting too colorful now," SHE'S DEAD, DAMN AGAIN! DON'T YOU CAPTURE THAT ?????? !!!!!!!! "" OOOHHH! EXACTLY! That's right, she's dead ... I killed my wife ??? oh ... "" yes, that you finally got it ... She can't hurt you anymore! "Goku is panicking," But I can't leave her like that ... dead !!! She is my wife! "" Oh, then you just look for a new woman! ... maybe you'll get something to eat ... "" But ... ", goku is not really convinced." Now don't be a washcloth !!! "Vegeta just can't understand the behavior of his friend and he gets a little angry." That's just an earthly woman! "" Um ... ", Son-goku doesn't see it that way, but he still agrees." But ... I can't just leave her lying around here ...! What am I supposed to do ??? "" Oh, you put them under the bed, where all corpses go!"(The one about the corpses under the bed is the latest scream here! * gg *)" Really? hmm ... naguuuuut ... "And the dead woman is already lying under the bed. Goku is feeling a little queasy," And now? "" Now it's son-gohan's turn! with child you don't get a new one ... "" Huh? But ... "contradicts Goku, but soon son-gohan is lying under the bed. Son-Goku looks helpless, but now it's too late." Uff ... that wouldn't have been necessary, vegeta ... "" What! Come on now! There's a beer for that! "says vegeta solemnly and pulls his buddy with him. He's also happy again straight away," But no Henninger! "" No, just not ... what do you think ??? "and soon the two of them are sitting in the pub. (A little word about henninger: with us it is just the case that nobody drinks henninger You can drink beer, it says "but no henninger!" * gg * It's just the way it is ... there is a reason for that ... but I won't tell you now ... keep drinking your henninger ... but think of me ... MUHAHAHAAA)
Of course, the two of them drink each other again and finally end up back out of the bar, where they sing and dance ... The Saiyajins dance nightfever (you know, don't you ...?) And sing: "A little bit of bi never hurts ... "(* gg *)
When Son-Goku wakes up again, he's lying in a hedge. > Hmm, where has vegeta gone?