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Fanfic: WICHTIGE NEWS FÜR ALLE!!!
Chapter: IMPORTANT NEWS FOR EVERYONE !!!
* Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding * DB-tv: THE NEWS
Headlines: Muten Roshi - Tax Evasion?
Heavy riots in hell
And: Kaio Shin replaced as top Kaio!
In sport we report on the alleged doping scandal involving Son Goku.
"Good evening, ladies and sayajins! A message shakes us all: Muten Roshi, also known as the Lord of the Turtles, is said to have evaded taxes! A report from Yamcha":
"The Master of Fighting, our Muten Roshi, is said to have evaded taxes! Allegedly, so the" BILD am Bulma "reports, the lovable old man did not properly tax his porno magazines! The damage amounts to the equivalent of about $ 250,000, so Dende. Muten Roshi did not want to comment on the allegations, he just groped my colleague who wanted to interview him. Back to the studio to Ten-Shin-Han! "
"Thanks, Yamcha, for this remarks!Our next topic: last night there were serious riots in Hell between the Ginyu Force and the H.B.P., the Hellish Babidi Party! Of course there were no deaths, but Cell, who wanted to settle the dispute, was slightly injured. From hell, my colleague King Cold is now connected to us live; hello King! "
"Good evening to the western capital!"
"King, the situation almost escalated during the night, how is it now?"
"Well, Ten-Shin-Han, my son Freezer and his buddy Cell have brought the situation back under control! The Ginyu Force apparently had an argument with the Infernal Babidi Party, which then degenerated into a fight. Cell did slightly injured, but the good guy can regenerate himself! "
"Thank you, to hell to King Cold!"
"Thank you and see you soon!"
"And right here with us: Kaio Shin will be replaced as the top Kaio! But first the sport with Kuririn!"
"Thank you, Ten-Shin-Han! Sport: a new doping scandal shakes martial arts: according to information from the" Sport-Pool ", Son Goku, the reigning savior of the earth, was doped in the fight against Freezer! Close Sayanol abuse! Son-Goku did not comment on the allegations, but his ex-archenemy Vegeta did not mince his words: he explained to us in an exclusive interview that Son-Goku also used Sayanol in the fight against Cell and Boo have.
Son-Goku's manager ChiChi angrily denied the reports. That's it from the sport! "
"Thank you, Kuririn! Next topic: after 1 week of intense pressure from the board, the Kaio Shin has now announced his resignation! The Kaio des Ostens is under discussion as his successor! Another look at the stock market: the price of the Kaio share is rising 12 to 115 points, the SAX (Saya-Aktien-Index) loses 28 points and is now 128 points. And now for the weather with Chov-Su! "
"Thank you, Ten-Shin-Han! Tonight and tomorrow morning cloudy, but dry, with values around 24 ° C, but then a few showers in the afternoon, the temperatures drop to 17-20 ° C! The new week: is an alien threat not in sight, only a few empty space capsules are on the way! "
"Thank you, Chov-Su! That was the DB-tv news, I wish you a good evening!"
COOOOL, OR ???
Headlines: Muten Roshi - Tax Evasion?
Heavy riots in hell
And: Kaio Shin replaced as top Kaio!
In sport we report on the alleged doping scandal involving Son Goku.
"Good evening, ladies and sayajins! A message shakes us all: Muten Roshi, also known as the Lord of the Turtles, is said to have evaded taxes! A report from Yamcha":
"The Master of Fighting, our Muten Roshi, is said to have evaded taxes! Allegedly, so the" BILD am Bulma "reports, the lovable old man did not properly tax his porno magazines! The damage amounts to the equivalent of about $ 250,000, so Dende. Muten Roshi did not want to comment on the allegations, he just groped my colleague who wanted to interview him. Back to the studio to Ten-Shin-Han! "
"Thanks, Yamcha, for this remarks!Our next topic: last night there were serious riots in Hell between the Ginyu Force and the H.B.P., the Hellish Babidi Party! Of course there were no deaths, but Cell, who wanted to settle the dispute, was slightly injured. From hell, my colleague King Cold is now connected to us live; hello King! "
"Good evening to the western capital!"
"King, the situation almost escalated during the night, how is it now?"
"Well, Ten-Shin-Han, my son Freezer and his buddy Cell have brought the situation back under control! The Ginyu Force apparently had an argument with the Infernal Babidi Party, which then degenerated into a fight. Cell did slightly injured, but the good guy can regenerate himself! "
"Thank you, to hell to King Cold!"
"Thank you and see you soon!"
"And right here with us: Kaio Shin will be replaced as the top Kaio! But first the sport with Kuririn!"
"Thank you, Ten-Shin-Han! Sport: a new doping scandal shakes martial arts: according to information from the" Sport-Pool ", Son Goku, the reigning savior of the earth, was doped in the fight against Freezer! Close Sayanol abuse! Son-Goku did not comment on the allegations, but his ex-archenemy Vegeta did not mince his words: he explained to us in an exclusive interview that Son-Goku also used Sayanol in the fight against Cell and Boo have.
Son-Goku's manager ChiChi angrily denied the reports. That's it from the sport! "
"Thank you, Kuririn! Next topic: after 1 week of intense pressure from the board, the Kaio Shin has now announced his resignation! The Kaio des Ostens is under discussion as his successor! Another look at the stock market: the price of the Kaio share is rising 12 to 115 points, the SAX (Saya-Aktien-Index) loses 28 points and is now 128 points. And now for the weather with Chov-Su! "
"Thank you, Ten-Shin-Han! Tonight and tomorrow morning cloudy, but dry, with values around 24 ° C, but then a few showers in the afternoon, the temperatures drop to 17-20 ° C! The new week: is an alien threat not in sight, only a few empty space capsules are on the way! "
"Thank you, Chov-Su! That was the DB-tv news, I wish you a good evening!"
COOOOL, OR ???