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Sally: Welcome to my new morning talk show: Sally is sleeping. I am


Sally and lead her through the show. For my first show, I have a pair


top-class guests invited ...


Son Goku: Huh, hochkahrähtik? What is that supposed to mean?


Gohan: Please dad, just be quiet ...


Sally: Thank you very much. So again: I've invited some top-class guests. The stars


among the stars, the best of German television, the heroes of the nation ...


Vegeta: Blah blah blah. Can we finally get started, you stupid snipe ?! Then I can


finally get out of here.


C18: I wonder what he's doing here anyway. Did Bulma threaten to throw you out?


Trunks: Who told you that?


Vegeta: I'll just say one word, son: no pocket money.

Gohan: But there were two words ...


Vegeta: Are you looking for a fight? With pleasure...


Sally: To finally find a beginning: my guests today are the stars from Dragon Ball,


Son Goku, Son Gohan, Vegeta, Trunks, C18, Kuririn, Piccolo and Videl. the topic is


free today for once. So what would you like to talk about first?


(Shouting from the audience): Boo !!!!!


Sally: That starts well. Please, do you want to say something, Mr Boo?


(Shouting from the audience): Mr Satan, not Mr Boo. I protest! I am the star


in this dope comedy!


Videl: How embarrassing ...


Kuririn: Don't worry. Everyone has a black sheep in the family.


C18: Is that supposed to be an allusion?


Kuririn: No, honey.


Sally: Are we finally getting started? What would you like to talk about, please?


Son Goku: food.


Gohan: Learning.

Trunks: Nasty parents.


Vegeta: Torture methods.


Trunks: Uh ...


Kuririn: Marital problems.


C18: So yes!


Kuririn: But honey ...


Videl: Does anyone want to adopt me?


Mr Satan: Videl!


Sally: You are of legal age and married.


Videl: So what?


Piccolo: ...


Sally: Mr. Piccolo, you haven't said anything today. Please, you have the floor.


Piccolo: ...


Sally: How can I understand that?


Piccolo: ...


Sally: If you mean ...


Vegeta: Good, my chicken.


Son Goku: Hungry!


Gohan: Papa ...


Trunks: Chicken?


Son Goku: Hungry!


Piccolo: ...


Sally: ARE WE FINALLY STARTING ?!


Piccolo: ...


Gohan: I'll just start then. So, dear children, it is very important that you always


study hard and do your homework. This is the only way you can later ...


Vegeta: Can someone turn it off?Or should I...


Sally: No violence in my show!


Kuririn: To come back to the marital problems ...


C18: Kuririn!


Sally: Let me guess: you feel patronized, your wife never lets you speak


come?


Kuririn: On the contrary; she hardly talks to me!


C18: How then ?! You hang out with your friends all day, too


to do some nonsense how to save the world!


Kuririn: But honey ...


C18: Nothing honey! Make up your mind, the world or me!


Sally: That's an interesting point. How long do you give him time to think it over? And what do


you if he chooses the world?


C18: He can think carefully about his answer until the end of the program. If you


World is, I'll beat him into the next millennium!


Kuririn: Oh, oh ...


Vegeta: It's pretty much under her slipper!

Piccolo: ...


Sally: You just have to say. Have you forgotten how you got here?


Son Goku: He flew.


Gohan: Just forget about it ...


Son Goku: What?


Videl: What am I doing here?


Mr Satan: Exactly Hasi, let's trade!


Sally: Nothing there!


Son Goku: Roast hare ...


Vegeta: Idiot.


Piccolo: ...


Sally: This is a talk show. Could we finally start talking?


Son Gohan: That wasn't particularly good German ...


Kuririn: World or 18? C18 or death?


Trunks: Can we talk about something interesting for a change?


Son Goku: Eat!


Vegeta: Kill!


Sally: Let's kill two birds with one stone.


Trunks: No violence in your show!


Sally: C18, your file said something about a cheese roll. Would you like some of this for us


tell?


C18: ... that's nobody's business ...

Kuririn: Does it have something to do with your previous life?


C18: You just be very calm.


Sally: So?


Goku: HUNGER !!


C18: Shut up Son Goku and I'll tell ...


Son Gohan: I go voluntarily ...


Sally: As long as we wait we can talk about something else. Piccolo! Talk


You with me now?


Piccolo: ...


Gohan: I could just find that old smelly sock.


Videl: Hey! I've been looking for that!


Gohan: Why did you take off your sock ?!


Videl: ...


Sally: We'll talk about that later. Into the mouth!


Son Goku: GHMPFHMNBL !!!!


Sally: Very nice. So, C18?


C18: I have no choice ... Back then, when my brother and I were still people


were...


Mr Satan: You are not human ?! And you wanted to go out with me? Whoa ...


Kuririn: WHAT ?!


C18: ... we lived with our parents in a single family house.One day it happened:


I no longer had an appetite for my cheese bun so I put it on one


Basement step. And then it happened: our neighbor slipped on it and broke


the neck.


(Viewer): Then you were a killer as a child! You monster!


Son Goku: GRMPHF !!


Sally: I beg your pardon?


Gohan: I think that should be 'Yamcha !!' be called.


C18: Oh dear. He can do me.


Vegeta: What was your neighbor doing with you?


C18: ...?


Sally: Uh ... I don't think we should come to terms with a childhood trauma right now.


Kuririn: World or 18? C18 or death?


C18: ...


Piccolo: ...


Sally: ...


Son Goku: Hungry!


Son Gohan:? Papa ... where ... is ... the ... sock ...?


Son Goku: It was a start.


Trunks: I think I'm going to be sick ...


Vegeta: Real Saiyans don't throw up!


Trunks: I'm half human ...

Vegeta: Coward!


Sally: If this continues, I'll quit the job ...


Mr Satan: Where did you get married, Videl?


C18: ...


Son Goku: Videl ...?


Videl: ... yes ...?


Son Goku: Do you still have the other sock?


Trunks: I have.


Gohan: AND WHY?


Videl: ... uh ... Is the reputation only ruined ...


Vegeta: Respect, I wouldn't have believed her.


Gohan: I FIND YOU SHIT ...


Trunks: Who?


Gohan: You!


Trunks: And I thought ...


Gohan: I could never hate you ...


Trunks: Oh Son Gohan!


Gohan: Oh Trunks!


Trunks: Oh Son Gohan!


Gohan: Oh Trunks!


Videl: ... and who loves me ...?


Mr Satan: Me!


Videl: I ask again: SOMEONE WANTS TO ADOPT ME ?!


Yamcha: Me!


Videl: Oh Yamcha!


Yamcha: Oh Videl!


Videl: Oh Yamcha!


Yamcha: Oh Videl!


Sally: ... Piccolo ...?

Piccolo: ...?


Sally: I think ... I ... love you!


Piccolo: !!! HOW SO?!


Vegeta: Greenling !!!


Piccolo: uuuups ...


Kuririn: World or 18? C18 or death? Uh ... Vegeta, why are you chasing Piccolo through now


Studio?


Piccolo: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Vegeta: SHUT UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Sally: Did I really say that ...?


C18: aberration of taste.


Son Goku: Son Gohan.


Gohan: Yes?


Son Goku: I think Trunks can't breathe anymore ... he already has very purple hair ... Do it


take a break!


Sally: No surreptitious advertising on my show! Where did Piccolo and Vegeta actually go?


Kuririn: 18-18 ...?


Trunks: Papa said Piccolo if he said a peep during the show,


then he is neutered.


Gohan: Isn't Piccolo sexless ...?


Piccolo: SHIT !!!I forgot about that!!!!


Sally: Why?


Vegeta: I don't want anyone to hear my lover's voice !!!


Trunks: DAD !!!


Vegeta: I'm sorry you had to find out that way, son. No, not, I'm angry!


Yamcha: Sally, what do you think about Piccolo?


Sally: I like quiet guys ...


Mr Satan: How about the two of us, honey?


Videl: HAVE PEACE! ADOPT ME!


Yamcha: But Videl ...


Videl: Oh, sorry, I forgot ...


Sally: I think we should come to an end slowly ...


C18: Your answer, Kuririn?


Kuririn: ...


Sally: Another silent guy! Get out of here, C18! Now I'm coming!


C18: Help yourself. Yamcha!


Yamcha: What?


C18: We adopt Videl together!


Videl: Awesome! C18 will be my mommy!


Son Goku: Hungry!


Vegeta: Piccolo Mouse!


Piccolo: ...


Sally: I can hardly make up my mind ...

Trunks: Oh Son Gohan!


Gohan: Oh Trunks!


Trunks: Oh Son Gohan!


Gohan: Oh Trunks!


C18: Can we finally go?


Videl: Mommy!


Mr Satan: ...


Sally: I get too much ... one more twinkle!


Kuririn: ... world ...?


Sally: That's it for today! I'm doing it really well with my three sweethearts


cute. Until next time. Maybe.