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Fanfic: Die Idiotenstory2
Chapter: The Idiot Story2
Wow! To be honest, I didn't expect you to like this story so much! But your comments say yes, right? That of course motivates enormously to carry on, hehe!
OK, today's story is about Songoku and Vegeta, and I'll just say one thing: it's best to buckle up to your chair or anywhere else, because I think this story is really funny!
Then let's go on: I am writing from Vegeta's point of view
Hey guys! I have to tell you something really nasty! I have THE idea how I can humiliate the super-powered Kakarot once and for all in a really professional way! I challenge him to an elegant singing duo! After all, every fool can knock, right? But when it comes to ART, Kakarot really is the steaming rag!
So Vegeta made arrangements with Songoku for the next day. Songoku grinned incompetently and said, heartily, to accept.
But when the distraught Songoku wanted to make his way to Vegeta the next morning in a good mood, the farting phone rang:
It was Trunks' turn! He warned Songoku in his confused voice that he should be careful of Vegeta's smoking vocal cords as he could sing with a squeak!
Songoku took notice of this with a hop and rolled on the way to the Capsule Coorperation, because there they had an appointment.
He didn't have to wait long, bow-legged Vetega came running up and greeted him disheveled:
There you are already! Then let's start frozen right away!
I, Vegeta, male as I am, pulled Kakarot gently to my side and at my hot signal we began to sing dominantly!
But when Kakarot opened his grinning mouth to prove his unskilled croak, a not exactly harmless smelly smell came out that made me go moldy! Since my romantic voice gave out suffocatingly at this smell, I couldn't sing much more soulfully than he did, so I ignored his slimy tones.
At the end of the sharp song, Kakarot actually said to me in a flirtatious way:
"Don't take it too tragically, Vegeta! A few more days of diligent practice and you'll sing as sensitively as I do!"
That made me so scratchy that I hissed back in reply:
"A few more weeks of intensive dental care and you will smell as good as I do !!"
N / A? What did I say? The hammer right?