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Fanfic: evil Kakrott saga 6-10
but we take over my appearance you're too wrinkled for me."" Nice and courteous as always, "smiled God," put your hand on my body. "" Yes ... "Piccolo did as ordered and with a loud scream God disappeared and Piccolo's power shot up like an explosion." Well, how now? "Cried Kuririn, startled," Where has God gone? "" I'm now Piccolo and God in one ... "Piccolo grinned, who was amazed at his strength." The hammer! "Said Kuririn," now we have a strong fight and dragon ball manufacturer in one and he isn't even angry. "Cool," said Yamcha, "three gifts in one. "" That is very much to our advantage, "said Tenshinhan," but tell me ... what should we call you now? Picco god? "" Nonsense, I'm as beautiful as Piccolo was and my name is too, "Piccolo grumbled to himself.
Sayajins:
The two Sayajins Kakarott and Radditz were now on this planet, despite the 20-fold shear force, just as fast as on earth and in the middle of a training fight, until Kakarott suddenly stopped."What's the matter with Kakarott?" Raditz asked his brother in astonishment. "That power ... I clearly felt him that was Piccolo ... and stronger than ever." "Piccolo? I thought you killed him?" asked Raditz in astonishment. "Who is that again?" Vegeta said annoyed. "His power is really so powerful that I can feel it up here ... he's in the hereafter!" "Tell me, are you ignoring me here, Kakarott ??" "I think our visit to earth will be more uncomfortable than we thought." "KAKAROTT !!!" Vegeta screamed suddenly. "Huh? What?" asked this. "Grrrr ....." Vegeta only growled, "you inferior lower class warrior dare to ignore the prince?" "Oops, I'm sorry your majesty," Kakarott replied, "but I was under Piccolo's tremendous energy Shock .. "" Who is Piccolo? Vegeta asked for the second time. "A Namekian whose good half was the god of planet earth. He was also my archenemy," Kakarott replied."Ahja ... are you worried about a Namek?" asked Vegeta, "Raditz check your scouter." "But I don't need a scouter Vegeta anymore." he replied, "because Kakarott showed me how to feel auras, and how to suppress your own, I destroyed it. But Nappa has another one." "Then just look at the scouter." Vegeta grumbled. He took a quick look at the scouter and then stood there with his mouth open, but couldn't utter a word. "What's the nappa? A Namek can't be that strong," said Vegeta. "Um ... if I think about it ... not really ... but the scouter still shows a fighting strength of 2 million!"
Beyond:
Piccolo and God were now one being again. And the first thing Piccolo did was create new Dragon Balls on Master Kaio's planet. "So we just have to call the dragon" he said when he was done with his procedure. "Very well, what do we want best then?" asked Kuririn."Our resurrection, you fool," replied Piccolo, "but I would say you stay with Master Kaio, the Sayajins are on their way again and this time I'll defeat them because you can be sure." "Ok Piccolo, let's do it" gave Kuririn and then asked Master Kaio when the training would begin. "If you made me laugh," he replied. "Make you laugh ???" now said Tenshinhan. "I know something foolproof" grinned Yamcha, "I'll start." "Well then try it," Kaio replied with a grin. "I know a rhyme that will make you shake yourself laughing" said Yamcha, "it is: booger poke your nose, puff cake Easter bunny." "Huh? Hihi..hihihi ... HAHAHAHAHAHA that was good !!!" Kaio laughed suddenly, "You passed this test very well. Who is the next?" "I will continue" my Kuririn, "what is red and square?" "I have no idea." "A green triangle!" "Hihi .... but that's not enough! "" Um .... what is green and running through the forest?" "I do not know. "" A bunch of cucumbers! What is transparent and is chasing after? "" No plan ... "" The pickle jar. And why is the joke pointless? "" Umm .. "" Because cucumbers are not really pack animals! "" HAAAAAHAAAHAAHA, the joke is too cool, HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!!! "Oh God, how do I want to make him laugh" mused Tenhsinhan, "ah now I know, I'll just take a joke that Chao-Zu once told me. Listen to Master Kaio! "Yes, you want to try too?" He asked after he had calmed down again. "Yes, of course: If a mouse sits in the Sahara and knits a strawberry, suddenly a policeman comes by and says" fishing is prohibited here ", she says Mouse "Hey dude, what do I care about the coffee prices?" How was that? "And for the third time, Master Kaio burst out laughing. With that he had passed this test and the real training could begin. Piccolo hadn't noticed much of all this because he was busy with the dragon balls.Even if this was a small planet, the force of gravity was enormous and the search for the dragon balls took a few minutes. But when he had everyone together he could start shouting Shenlong, "Shenlong! Come and fulfill us a wish!" The pink sky on Kaio's planet turned a deep black and the dragon Shenlong appeared from the 7 dragon balls. "Tell me your wish and I will grant it to you no matter what it is," the dragon called to Piccolo. Piccolo now expressed his wish, "Please bring all those killed by Goku or Kakarott or whatever." "Nothing easier than that," Shenlong said and his eyes flashed briefly, "that's done see you in a year! "" Well, the halos are gone, Piccolo fly off! From the Lord of the Underworld you can teleport yourself to this world! The rest of you will now be trained by me. said Master Kaio now.Piccolo took off as ordered and the others stood in front of Master Kaio.
Chapter 8 A New Technology
Piccolo was now on his way back to this world. But the Sayajins were still on this planet and had been training for weeks until the ion storm suddenly subsided. "Yuhuu!" said Nappa, "now we're going to earth. Hopefully there are cities to destroy" "yes, ok, let's get in, quickly see how far we are from earth Nappa." said Raditz. "Can you do that with the scouter too?" Kakarott asked interested. "Yes you can ..." Nappa replied and looked at his beloved scouter, "Huh? We are only 500,000 kilometers from Earth? How does that work?" "Oh shit ... I believe I know it!" said Vegeta, "this is not a planet but an oversized meteorite !!" "Well then, get out of here quickly" shouted Kakarott and ran to his space capsule. The others followed and started immediately. It was in fact a huge meteorite on which living beings had settled.Because they came so close to earth with this meteorite, the Sayajins only needed 5 days to arrive. After 5 days Piccolo was on earth too. He wondered how far the Sayajins were away. His question was answered when he was watching the happenings on earth from God's palace because when he was looking at the western capital, exactly 4 space capsules hit there. `It must be Goku and that other warrior ... but who are the other 2? He asked himself a lot of time to think about it because he just saw how Nappa was destroying some houses so he immediately flew off to face the fight. While Piccolo was on the way to the western capital, the 4 Sayajins were ready there Kakarott had paid a visit to the Capsule Corporation and stole the Dragon Radar, "I got it guys, we can go again." "Not so fast, Kakarott is approaching someone with a lot of energy ... "stopped Raditz."That must be Piccolo ... do you think we should fight him?" Kakarott asked the other 3. "I am slowly enough Kakarott! You make a leader here even though you are just a disgusting lower class warrior!" "Vegeta ..." "Shut up Raditz !! And you Kakarott: Once again your damn" Yeah I'm the king pretend "and it's your turn !!" "Vegeta !!" "Raditz I said you should stay out of it !! !!! "" Now wait a moment Vegeta "" What is it? "" Look who's hanging in the air! "" Nappa? What's that supposed to mean? And what kind of strange energy field is around him? "" Vegeta !! Help me !! "Piccolo had grabbed Nappa and stiffened him while Vegeta was busy with his lecture for Kakarott. "I would have the first and weakest of you" grinned Piccolo and squeezed Nappa more and more into the energy ball. "Leave him out there right now!" ordered Vegeta. "As far as I'm concerned ..." said Piccolo and clenched his hand into a fist whereupon Nappa was completely crushed and only came out of the ball in individual parts."Grrr ..... you killed one of the last of our races you bastard you will pay for it" Vegeta growled and attacked Piccolo. But he had no problem blocking any of Vegeta's blows. In contrast to Kakarott and Raditz, Vegeta had simply not trained enough and only brought his fighting strength to 100,000. Against Piccolo that was of little use to him, as he now came to 2 million. "Vegeta !!" shouted Kakarott to his comrade in arms, "leave him to me! I beg you!" "Nothing is mine!" he shouted back, "he's really strong but I can do it!" "Does he even know what it means to fight a Super Namek like Piccolo?" Kakarott asked his brother blankly. "I think less ... That's his damn pride ..." he replied, "he'll lose the fight, won't he?" "Yes ... for sure I just wonder if he'll die or just be defeated." said Kakarott. The fight between Vegeta and Piccolo was in full swing and Vegeta covered his opponent with a huge flurry of blows.But Piccolo didn't seem to mind that much. He just stood in the air and let himself be beaten, but he still had a much lower loss of energy than Vegeta, who was completely exhausted. After just under half an hour, Vegeta was pretty much exhausted while Piccolo was still in the best of health. "You're running out of breath, aren't you?" Piccolo asked his opponent, "but please let me be okay too?" With these words he rammed Vegeta's knee into the stomach area whereupon the blood spat, then Piccolo hit him in the face and sent him towards the ground. Vegeta's landing was rather rough and Kakarott and Raditz ran to him immediately. "He's still alive but is unconscious," said the latter, "now it's our turn, brother." "Yes, ok ... we might have a chance for two," replied Kakarott. He got into fighting position