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Fanfic: EXCLUSIV - Little Brother (6. Woche)
Chapter: EXCLUSIVE - Little Brother (6th week)
EXCLUSIVE - Little Brother (6th week)
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Hello everybody!
Welcome to the 6th and final week of Little Brother! Don't be sad, it's going to be really wild again ... Oh ... because of the weekly task ... Actually I had planned the Tamagotchi for this week ... but I have an idea what Piccolo is up to ... that Piepsding would only bother me. So I decided to do the following ... Each of the three has to write a short story. Of course, if the results are reasonably legible, they will be published ...
Then there were the two ostrich eggs ... I got a white one for Trunks and a gray one for Piccolo ... nicely speckled ...
And now ... have fun!
Monday - fresh eggs ...
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Vegeta: Trunks! Did you think of the egg
Trunks: Sure ... I won't forget that!It's in bed next to Piccolo ...
Vegeta: This is going to be fun! * devilish grin *
Trunks: Actually, he should have noticed a long time ago ...
Piccolo: Hey! Look what I have here! Is not that great? *beaming*
Trunks: Remember dad ... pretend it's really his egg!
Vegeta: Do you think I'm stupid ?! Is my name Kakarott ?!
Piccolo: Look, I laid an egg last night! (I know ... Namekians spit the eggs ... but Trunks and Vegeta don't know! - ZenzuBean's note)
Vegeta: Great ... soon we'll have a mini cucumber in the house! * suppressed grin *
Trunks: Can I be there when it hatches? * innocent look * Show the egg ...
Piccolo: Here ... looks great, doesn't it? *proud*
Trunks: Yes, really great ?! Uh ... great ... really ... * gulp *
Vegeta: Well, don't go crazy about the future scrambled eggs! * grin *
Piccolo: Don't you dare Vegeta!Don't touch my little one ...
Vegeta: And what are you going to do ?!
Piccolo: Get it to safety! Have a good time...
Trunks: ...!
Vegeta: You can relax, toddler ... he's gone!
Trunks: ...!
Vegeta: Hello! Earth to Trunks!
Trunks: ...!
Vegeta: Please open your mouth!
Trunks: Uh ... Papa ...
Vegeta: You shouldn't call me papa!
Trunks: Anyway ... that wasn't the egg I put in his bed ... mine was white!
Vegeta: But ... that was gray ...
Trunks: Yep ... that is ...
Vegeta: ... the green guy really laid an egg!
Trunks: Shit!
Vegeta: Shit!
Tuesday - two left, two right ...
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Vegeta: What the hell are you doing ... and what the hell is that ?!
Piccolo: Second question first ... I made a nest ... Egg and nest, right? That's how you do it ... * instructive *
Vegeta: Aha ... * stares * And next?
Piccolo: Don't you want to take a look at my nest first? Is a real work of art ...
Vegeta: And what's so special about it?
Piccolo: Well, listen! You don't see a real Namekian nest very often!
Vegeta: For me it's a bunch of clothes and pillows ... Hey, isn't that my pants ?!
Piccolo: Vegeta ... you banause! Look ... the angle here ... it has to be exactly right! (Piccolo earned an Oscar for the performance! - Note from ZenzuBean)
Vegeta: Where is that corner, please? No ... better not explain to me ... And what is that?
Piccolo: wool ...
Vegeta: And that?
Piccolo: knitting needles ...
Vegeta: What do you do with the wool and the needles ?!
Piccolo: I'm learning to knit ... (This self-control ... admirable! - Note from ZenzuBean)
Vegeta: You're doing WHAT ?!
Piccolo: I'm learning to knit ...
Vegeta: Oh white ... now he's really ripe for the slap!
Piccolo: Why? When I'm going to be a mother soon ...
Vegeta: Whaaaa ... I have to get out of here!
Piccolo: Phew ... I couldn't have stayed serious for much longer ... * grin * (I'm not surprised ... at the junk he gave out ... Namekian's nest ... really! - Note. v.SenzuBean)
Wednesday - The Bookworm ...
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Vegeta: So Trunks ... I don't like the cucumber!
Trunks: I know what you mean ...
Vegeta: He's been rolling books for hours ... what's that supposed to be?
Trunks: Let's ask ... Hey Piccolo, what are you reading?
Piccolo: Hm ...? Didn't notice you guys at all ... (If you believe it ... - SenzuBean's note) This is a book about raising children ... then I have another one about housekeeping ...
Vegeta: He's crazy ...
Trunks: Uh ... (Meaning: Yes! - Note from ZenzuBean)
Piccolo: ... and this is a dictionary of names!
Trunks: I beg your pardon?
Piccolo: Well ... my child needs a name! What do you think of ... let's see ... Ferdinand?
Vegeta: ...!
Trunks: ...!
Piccolo: Not so good, is it? But this one ... Wilhelm-Maria ... Hm? (Accurately picked out the most hideous names ... - Note from ZenzuBean)
Vegeta: The poor egg ... child ...
SHRILL!
Trunks: What was that?
Piccolo: The kitchen alarm clock ... I made a cake. Don't look so ... I want to be a good mother!
Vegeta: ...!
Trunks: ...! (Quite often the two are speechless this week ... - ZenzuBean's note)
Piccolo: Please take care of my nest for a moment ... I'll be back in 45 minutes. Please turn the egg every ten minutes ...
Vegeta: I don't believe it ...
Trunks: shall we?
Vegeta: AS PLEASE ?! What exactly do you mean?! (Vegeta has a really dirty imagination ... Me too! - Note from ZenzuBean)
Trunks: Turn the egg ...
Vegeta: Oh ... do what you can't help but do!I go...
Trunks: Hey ... I mean ... we can't have Piccolo's child ... shooting is definitely important!
Vegeta: I told you, do what you can't help but do!
Trunks: Then I'll do it alone ...
Piccolo: So ... here I am again.
Trunks: Dad is gone ...
Piccolo: I can see that ... want a piece of cake? (Cake ?! Briquette !!! - Note from ZuBean)
Trunks: Does it taste good?
Piccolo: Hm ... well ... if you scratch off the black beforehand ?!
Thursday - stage free ...
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Vegeta: The green one creates me ...
Trunks: Do you already know the latest?
Vegeta: No ... and I'm not sure if I want to hear it either ...
Trunks: He went into the living room earlier with a songbook under his arm ...
Vegeta: No ... please ... say that's not true!
Trunks: Yes ...
* träller * ... * sing * ... * schmetter * ... (revenge is sweet (?!)... but that Piccolo would go THAT FAR ... - Note from ZenzuBean)
Vegeta: Have mercy!
Trunks: I'll never say again that mom can't sing ... * yelp *
* träller * ... * sing * ... * schmetter * ...
Vegeta: What is he singing anyway ?!
Trunks: I believe lullabies ...
* träller * ... * sing * ... * schmetter * ...
Vegeta: But they totally miss their effect ... the howl could wake the dead!
Trunks: Then we won't need any more Dragon Balls anytime soon ...
* träller * ... * sing * ... * schmetter * ...
Vegeta: Yes ... * grrrr * Because I'm about to take care of the singer!
Trunks: Don't ... Otherwise the little one will be an orphan!
* träller * ... * sing * ... * schmetter * ... (Piccolo ... have mercy! My ears! - Note from ZenzuBean)
Vegeta: Not long ... I'll send him after his mom!
Trunks: But you still lost ...
* träller * ... * sing * ... * schmetter * ...
Vegeta: Crap! You're right...
Trunks: I tell you!
* träller * ... * sing * ... * schmetter * ...
Vegeta: Would you please finally SOMEONE THIS GREEN I_D_I_O_T_E_N D_A_S M__A__U__L S__T__O__P__F__E__N?!?! ??!?!? (Wow ... he's in a good voice! Did he learn from Bulma ?! - Note from ZenzuBean)
* träller * ... * sing * ... * schmetter * ...
Friday - scrambled eggs ...
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Trunks: Today is the last day!
Vegeta: Yeah ... there is a god after all ...
Trunks: You know the Dende ...
Vegeta: It wasn't meant like that! Don't pretend to be more stupid than you already are ... after all, you're not Kakarott!
Trunks: Yes ... * gulp * Have you already seen Piccolo's Nest today?
Vegeta: No ...
Trunks: I think it's getting bigger every day ...
Vegeta: What you don't say!
Piccolo: Hey ... come quickly into the living room ... I have a surprise for you! * fiesGrins * (Good thing Vegeta and Trunks didn't see the grin ... - Note from ZenzuBean)
Trunks: Hey ... it's probably about to slip!
Vegeta: I don't care!
Trunks: Oh, come on ...
Vegeta: Well ... when I have my peace again ... (Vegeta gives in ... That I can still experience that! - Note from ZenzuBean)
Trunks: And ... what about the egg ?! Tell me! Does it slip ?!
Piccolo: I'll show you what about the egg ... HERE! (Clean litter ... poor egg ... - Note from ZuBean)
Vegeta: What the ...
SPLASH!
Vegeta: Yuck, how that stinks! The egg was already rotten ... and then on the head ... ouch! (Clean hit ... poor Vegeta ... - ZenzuBean's note)
Trunks: But ... Piccolo ... your egg!
Piccolo: About 'my egg' ... how stupid do you think I am ?!
Vegeta: If you were to ask that ...
Trunks: Then you