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Fanfic: EXCLUSIV - Little Brother (Siegerehrung)
Chapter: EXCLUSIVE - Little Brother (award ceremony)
EXCLUSIVE - Little Brother (award ceremony)
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Hi-ho!
Finally ... the award ceremony! That it still hasn't come to this point ... you should have seen Vegeta's tantrum when I announced the results of the vote! Not just that he didn't win ... no. He is LAST! In light of this, I am compelled to issue the following warning:
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DANGER!
READ MORE AT YOUR OWN RISK!
I DO NOT ACCEPT LIABILITY FOR DAMAGE TO OBJECTS OR THE FUNERAL COSTS THAT MAY CAUSE VEGETA!
GEZ. SENZUBEAN
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After that has been clarified, we can start! We set up a stage especially ... for the candidates. Eight candidates, eight chairs on the stage. All in a row ... we want something from our guests.Also ... I don't think ANYONE would willingly sit in the second row. And then an arch of balloons hovers over the stage ... in green ... a very special thank you for Piccolo on my part.
(Yes, yes ... What loves each other is teasing! - Editor's note) (Are you back from vacation ?! - SenzuBean's note) (Yep ... - Editor's note) Red.) (Hallelujah! - Note from ZenzuBean)
First of all ... before I let out the three finalists ... I would like to say hello to the brave participants who dropped out in the weeks before ... first ... Mr. Satan!
Mr. Satan: Hello! Yes-ha! It's me, the champion! Does anyone want an autograph ?!
Thank you, Mr. Satan ... please take a seat on the far right ... Next ... wait ... (Hey director ... where are the damn notes ?! SenzuBean) Next up is Dende! Hello Dende ...
Dende: Uh ... hello. Does the whole theater have to be?
Mr. Satan: Take it easy, kid!The champion is with you!
Dende: ...!
How reassuring ... But you really don't have to worry Dende ... sit down first ... And now ... a big aplause for ... Bulma! Warmly welcome ...
Bulma: Honestly! The makeup mirrors here in the studio are the last! And the lighting ... way too hot for my sensitive complexion! Well ... at least I can venture out of reaction to Vegeta again soon ... (The poor guy doesn't know about his luck yet ... - Note from ZenzuBean)
Dende: Hello Bulma ...
Mr. Satan: * drool * * grapsch *
BATSCH!
Bulma: Insolence! But just wait ... I've already driven that out of the turtle grandpa ... (If you believe it ... - SenzuBean's note) (* drooling * - MutenRoshi 's note)
Mr. Satan: Ouch ... my cheek ... * whir *
What else is this supposed to be ... Have a seat, Bulma. The next one is our duty glutton ... Goku! ...?! Where is that again ?!
Director: In the studio canteen ...
Great ... so much for our lunch break. What is it ... would there have been?
Director: Jägerbratwurst ... (If you want to know more about it and have a stable stomach, you can read the recipe below ... - Note from ZenzuBean)
... !!! Goku can LIKE to have my portion! Oh ... there it is already ... How many of the sausages did you eat?
Goku: A ... man, I feel sick ... * gag * (The legendary Jägerbratwurst has managed all of them ... - Note from SenzuBean)
Sit down ... Hey, hey ... Our next guest is C18! Hello C18 ... You were only kicked out a week ago. And ... how has it been so far?
C18: Wild ... * aufKuririnDeut * (He ... like everyone else ... sit in the rows of the audience ... - Note from ZenzuBean)
Uh ... I see. I assume the details are not suitable for minors ... Please sit next to Goku ... don't worry, he won't nibble on you ... * grin *
C18: But if I would trust him, as greedy as he is ...
Goku: Please don't talk about food ... * green run * (Hey ... Piccolo's twin brother! - Editor's note)
Well ... let's get our three finalists out! Now comes the solemn moment ... (... where the Ginyu runs into the water! - Editor's note) (Has it been so nice and quiet the last few weeks ... - SenzuBean's note) ... We will now open the gate! Hi Trunks ... Tag Vegeta ... Hello Pic ... Piccolo ?! Hey, where is he?
Vegeta: Who cares ?!
Trunks ...
Vegeta: Shut up, toddler !!!
Hello Piccolo ?! I'd better have a look ... Oh you sh ... Vegeta! How could you?!
Vegeta: It's your own fault!
Does anyone ever have a knife? Scissors wouldn't be bad either ...
Piccolo: Membl ... * fidget * (Just for a better understanding ... Piccolo lies on the floor, wrapped in packing paper and tape like a mummy ... - ZenzuBean's note)
Vegeta, do you still have them all ?! He can hardly breathe!
Vegeta: Bad luck ...
Director: Here ... knife and scissors! Good heavens ... it looks like a package! Hey ... there is also a sign on it ... 'To someone in Timbuktu' But there is not enough postage on it ...
Trunks: Do you see papa? I said it wasn't enough!
Piccolo: * grumble * * fidget *
Now don't fidget like that! I'll take care of the feelers, don't worry! I'm not cutting any off ...
Vegeta: Unfortunately ...
Piccolo: Uff ... I'm not scared, sure Senzu ?! And you Vegeta ... you fucking asshole ... (Sorry ... but he's REALLY pissed! - ZenzuBean's note)
Um ... can you both sort that out afterwards? Now sit down first. You can stick to Piccolo right away ... you're number one after all!
Piccolo: Did you hear Vegeta? * grin *
Vegeta: Shut up the cucumber!
Piccolo: Lint brain!
Vegeta: Spinach Mouth! (What loves it teases ... - Editor's note) (Snout! - Vegeta and Piccolo's note)
Piccolo: Poison dwarf!
Vegeta: Unripe tomato!
Piccolo: salamander! (When is the wedding? - Editor's note)
People ... huhu! Here is playing the music! I said ... FIND THAT LATER! Like in kindergarten ... So ... After Trunks and Vegeta are FINALLY sitting ... How do you feel as a winner?
Piccolo: Nice that I'm so popular ...
Vegeta: Not with me!
Piccolo: ... but why are they putting Vegeta on my neck then ?!
Vegeta: * grin * Oh, by the way, Senzu ...
What...? (Not a good premonition ... - ZuBean's note)
Vegeta: I have an updated version of my '10 people I want to kill 'list here ...
Piccolo: What is that supposed to be ?!
Vegeta: Senzu already knows what I'm talking about ... shut up, green!
Let's see ... also in reverse order ...
10. The pizza service (is not new ... - Note from ZenzuBean)
9. The ants (not that either ... - Note from ZenzuBean)
8. The Wasps (Something unimaginative ... - Note from ZenzuBean)
7. ChiChi (She's just annoying ... - Note from Vegeta)
6. Bulma's ophthalmologist (yawn! - Note from ZuBean)
5. Kakarott (Aha ... old love doesn't rust! - Note from ZenzuBean)
4. The scrap heap (For the matter with the food ... - Note from Vegeta)
3. The Post (Postage too high - Vegeta's note)
2. SenzuBean
1. Cucumber, spinach gnaw, greens, vegetables, unripe tomatoes, caterpillars ... (Did I forget something? - Note from Vegeta)
Uh ... Piccolo ... how fast can you fly?
Piccolo: Quick ...
Well ... then grab me and off through the middle ... Vegeta is after both of us!
Piccolo: ...?
Vegeta: * grin *
Piccolo: ...!
Bye people! We postpone the big party until further notice! Goku ... the buffet is yours!
Goku: Don't! * gulp *
Piccolo ... speed!
Piccolo: What you can bet on! But without you! You got me into all the trouble ... don't think I'll help you with that too!
WHAT?! Well wait ... you will get that back! Uh ... ha ... hello Vegeta. Nice day, right ... right ?!
Vegeta: Don't worry ... always one after the other ... first it's the turn of the green! I can now!
Phew ... lucky! The two are busy for now ... But ... Piccolo, that will give you revenge! Well ... then we can still plunder the buffet together. Everything is in the next room ... Goku, are you coming?
Goku: Later ... maybe ... * burp *
If you think so...
OK, those were the first impressions after Little Brother. What happens now during the meal is recorded in one of the following programs.
If any of you have an idea about my revenge on Piccolo ... if Vegeta lets him live ... I'm open to suggestions!
Original recipe for Jägerbratwurst
Take ... a boiled sausage that ... Although it was heated in a saucepan! ... strangely enough, it is still brown ...
... clap a ladle ... hm ... it SHOULD be fried potatoes ... I would call it potato slime ... next to it.
Finally, add a mushroom cream sauce over the whole thing ... which looks like ... ahem ... well ... you understand me. And the whole thing is ready to serve. In a subtle slimy-gray-brown look ...
Good Appetite!
So let's be honest ... since I was in the canteen of the vocational school for the first time, I know why Namek people only drink water ...
Of course I am always happy to receive comments ... So write what you can!