Thank you, thank you, thank you, I would have been for the latter too! Well then, start reading!




Money pig




Vegeta strutted through the streets. About 3 hours ago he had bought a pistol and cartridges from Michels Waffen. He wore a Hawaiian shirt and cowboy boots with small silver stars. He had a large hat on his head. He was just chewing a blade of grass and waving a sack of money in his hand. It was full of gold pieces. The few people who were out on the street at such an early hour looked him in awe in the face. Whenever a passer-by cried out in shock, the warrior spat on the ground and looked after them contemptuously.


He was getting closer and closer to his goal. Just around the next corner, he thought, then I'll be at the Hany store. He quickly let the blade of grass wander back and forth in his mouth. With his free hand he drew small circles over his revolver. He must be the first to pull the gun. He had to kill the guy at the counter first ...

Now he was standing in front of the shop. It was crammed with cell phones and computers. With creaky steps he entered the room. When he saw the little, feeble salesman at the counter, he spat on the floor and a hole was etched in the wood. The salesman inevitably winced and glanced at the back of the room, behind a pile of katons:


"Chi-chi!" shouted the guy, his hands formed into a funnel. In a flash Vegeta jerked his hand at his holster, tossed the pocket money into the air and pulled the trigger. The shot was released with a deafening crack and the bullet pierced the vendor's unprotected flesh with force. This one a lot and collapsed behind the counter. A small stream of blood meandered across the ground and eventually seeped away into the hole that had just been etched. Vegeta caught the bag again and put his Kolt back into the holster.


Now a lightly clad young lady with long black hair appeared.Seductively she laid one leg on the table and caressed it.


"So you want to buy a cell phone from us?" she asked in her lovely voice.


"Exactly!" Vegeta growled and began to grin in anticipation. He hadn't shaved in a few days and the stubble of his beard protruded like spikes from his face.


“Well,” began Chi-chi, pulling out a black leather suitcase, “here we have a large selection of devices!” She opened it and a splendid selection of shiny cell phones could be seen. Vegeta immediately fell in love with the dark green with black border. So he asked a little embarrassed:


"How much does this cost?"


"10056, 34 euros!" she replied with a smile.


"What?" Vegeta roared and pulled out his gun. He quickly aimed and shot eight times. Unfortunately, he only had 7 cartridges left and the last shot only sounded like a click. Blood splattered and the girl also collapsed behind the table.

"Money pig!" Vegeta said angrily and picked up the cell phone. He quickly left the business.




Now the two managing directors straightened up again. They wiped the blood from their bodies with a handkerchief. Suddenly Michel came into the shop and said with a giggle when he was near:


"It's good that I only sold the guy blank cartridges! Ha, ha, ha ..."


At that moment a ball of energy flew through the window and blew the whole building into the air ...






Yes, that was the first prank and the second will follow immediately, or after a few comments!


See you soon, your Schlurie !!!!