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Fanfic: Mr Universum Runde 1

Chapter: Mr Universe Round 1

So, this is the sequel to Mr World, hope you like it. Freezer's behavior in my FF is maybe a bit strange, but I think he looks so gay, he can only be gay. I'm looking forward to a lot of comments, even if the part may seem a bit tasteless.




So the trip to Planet Freezer 79 was planned and carried out the very next day. Luckily Bulma had improved the space capsule so it wouldn't take 2 more weeks. That was fine with everyone, nobody wanted to stay with Freezer for long. So everyone who wanted to squeezed into Capsule Corporation 4 (the previous models were all gone, now guess who destroyed them) and flew to Freezer 79. They were Vegeta, Goku and King Vegeta, the three canoes, Bulma , Freezer, Piccolo, Trunks, F. Trunks, Bardock, Nappa, Raditz and Chichi (who didn't want to leave her poor Goku * eye roll * alone with a bunch of Idis * annoyed about Chichi behavior *).After 3 days they arrived on Freezer 79. Freezer hopped out of the pod and raced into the palace.


"DAD, WHERE ARE YOU?"


“Here, Freezer. Did you go visit me Well that's nice. "rejoiced King Cold.


"I'm in the Juri, dad!"


,,I know."


“Do you know who the other 2 members of the jury are? "asked Goku.


"Nah," replied Vegeta.


And it was none other than Cell (final form) and Boo (form Vegetto fought).


"Freezer!"


"Cell!"


,,You are here!"


,,Yes you also!"


"What a joy!"


,,Come into my arms!"


“Oh, has Cell become gay now too? ", Vegeta asked and watched the two kisses plant themselves on the cheeks.


“Tell me, Cold, when is the choice? "asked King Vegeta.


,,This afternoon."


"What do we want to do until then?"


"Vegeta, should I show you my palace? "asked Freezer excitedly.

“I already know him. I was here for a long time and played your slave. "


They visited the palace anyway. Freezer's room had hardly changed, only that he had now hung posters of his dream boy Tiziano Ferro everywhere. So they got bored until shortly before 3 p.m., then they wanted to start voting.


"Hey, do you know where Freezer and Cell are? "asked King Cold." Let's start, where are the two of them? "


"To Freezer's room, I'll go get her," said Vegeta and got up. He walked past a room with a pink heart wallpaper (Freezer's fitness room, where he did his gymnastics (right 2, 3, left 2, 3 ... ) and then went to Freezer's room. Freezer and Cell were really there, sitting on the bed between Freezer's cuddly toys, chatting animatedly, eating chocolate ice cream and watching Forbidden Love on TV on the side (when you think about that Freezer is actually a bully. ..)


"Hello Vegeta.Do you like chocolate ice cream? "


"No, Freezer, we want to start now with the choice, where are you?"


"Ah, the choice, wait a minute ..."


Cell and Freezer ate up quickly, Freezer turned off the TV and then came out of the room.


"Cell, you have a chocolate mouth, hihi, that looks cute."


,,Do you find?"


Vegeta rolled his eyes and went into the main hall with Freezer and Cell. That was when the catwalk was set up. It actually looked quite normal, but it wasn't normal because Freezer was in the jury. The Saiyajins, assuming that everything would be the same as it did on Earth, put on extra-vague clothes.


"No, take it off again immediately," said Freezer.


,,Why then?"


"This competition consists of three rounds and in the first you will present yourself in summer swimwear, no matter which one, you can take yours."


,, swimwear? Does it have to be that way?"


"Yes, that's what the rules say."


"And who is responsible for the rules?"

,,I."


"Well, I kind of thought so."


Vegeta, Goku and King Vegeta went back into the dressing room and put on their swimming trunks.


"Father, you look like George Michael in Shoot The Dog in it."


"Great, Vegeta, then it fits perfectly."


Goku risked a look in front of the stage and the catwalk. At the very front at a table sat Freezer and Cell, next to Boo, the Juri. Freezer had a strawberry milkshake in front of him, with an umbrella and a straw, and sipped with relish, while Cell gave some kind of crap of male impotence. Freezer was shocked. The whole room was full of chatting aliens and the eagerly waiting press. Goku jerked back immediately.


,,I can not do this! ", he wailed," there are so many people, they all stare at me. "


"You're used to that," said Vegeta.


“So I want people to stare at me! "said King Vegeta." Especially the female ones!Huh huh huh huh huh .... "


At that moment Freezer came in a hurry.


,, So, my sweeties, it's showtime! ", he announced." And that you don't shame me, you rascals. But Goku, what is it? "


"I have stage fright."


“Oh, come here, my big one, a little hug will help you! ", Freezer said, spreading his arms and shaking his ass towards Goku.


"Oh, you know," he said hastily, "I think I'll be fine again. I don't need your hug."


"Oh, what a shame ....", Freezer said dejectedly, hung his head and trudged back to the legal table. Now it started. Goku came first. Without stumbling, he made his way to the front, smiled an erotic Goku smile there (how do you imagine that?), winked with his right eye and then walked back nicely. The audience clapped enthusiastically. Then it was King Vegeta's turn. Of course, he posed proudly, ran seductively through his hair and showed his upper body.In this round, the participants were allowed to choose which music they wanted to move to. Goku, who was a total No Angels fan, chose Something About Us. King Vegeta had found it difficult. Either Shakiras Underneath Your Clothes or Shakiras Whenever, Wherever. And then of course there was Objection, Rules, The One, Ready For The Good Times and all the other Laundry Service songs. the decision was of course difficult. After all, he had freeek! taken by George Michael so as not to penalize any Shakira song. From Freeek! he also had the entire choreography in mind ...


Vegeta's decision was immediately made on How You Remind Me, he would always be true to Nickelback. So he put down the appropriate movement and Freezer was enthusiastic. After all the other participants had their appearance, Freezer, Cell and Boo retired to a quiet room to distribute the points in the first round.


,, And, Freezer?", Cell asked." How did you decide? "


"Well, I don't know exactly. I'm actually for my veggie, but King Vegeta's dance turned me on quite a bit. That was almost a strip! I love strips, especially hot strips from hot boys. 10 points for Vegeta and 10 for King Vegeta. Speaking of the strip ... I know what to do next round! "


,,And what? "asked Cell and Boo.


In response, Freezer got a little black something. On closer inspection it turned out to be a hot thong.


"Man, will you continue soon? ", Vegeta asked annoyed. The Saiyajins sat on pink plush stools, Freezer was also responsible for the stage equipment and waited their legs in their stomachs.


“Did you see the way the Freezer looked when I was dancing? "asked King Vegeta." The dance was for women, not Freezers! "


"Freezer is a woman," said Vegeta. "At some point he'll arrive with suspenders."

,,HELLO MY DEARS!"


Freezer hopped up.


"About time", Vegeta grumbled and got up.


,,And what are we doing now? "asked King Vegeta.


"Hach", breathed Freezer, "you gave me a really great idea!"


"Oh dear ...."


,, Kisses, kisses * thick fat SCHMATZ *! "


Freezer kissed King Vegeta on the cheek and he fell straight off the stool.


,,FATHER!!!! FREEZER, WHAT DID YOU DO WITH IT?!?!?! VAAATER !!! ", Vegeta shouted desperately and shook the lifeless (wasn't he always lifeless? Is finally dead ...) body of his father. But he didn't move. He had cross-line eyes (+ ^ + something like that, don't know exactly how to portray it) and didn't move.


,,Father!"


"Leave it," said Goku and put his hand on Vegeta's shoulder. "There's no point anymore, I think that was Freezer's new attack, with which he wiped out everyone in one fell swoop."

"That was just a kiss," said Freezer and wondered why King Vegeta had fallen over. So while Vegeta was still mourning his father, Freezer said:


,,So. There will be hot strips in the next round! "


,, STRIPS ????? "


King Vegeta opened his eyes, jumped up, and stared at Freezer in anticipation.


,,Where are the girls????? WHERE????"


“No, no, no, first listen, the strips are not made by girls, or whatever that may be, but by you! Isn't that a great idea ??? "


King Vegeta, Vegeta and Goku opened their mouths to the floor.


,, Huh? We? No girls? ", asked King Vegeta, stunned.


,, No, Schnuckiputz! "


King Vegeta fell over again.


,, STRIP ??? I??? NO WAY!!!!! "yelled Vegeta." I'm a prince, and even if I go along with every shit, I never undress in front of you, Freezer, to satisfy your dirty thoughts! "So. That had to be said.

“And I'm too shy. Plus, Chichi sits in the crowd, "said Goku.


"Ah, now I understand!"


King Vegeta got up again and began to laugh out loud.


,, HA HA HA HA HA !!!! Our Freezer, a funny guy, you really succeeded in joking. "


"That wasn't a joke," said Freezer, who wasn't quite sure what King Vegeta meant by joke.


,,You can not be serious...."


,,But."


,, Uuh .... "


King Vegeta fell over again.


“Father, can you now decide whether you want to pass out or not? "asked Vegeta.


"No, it's comfortable down here!"


"Come on,
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