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Fanfic: Pro udn Contra von oben und unten Ende (10)

Chapter: Pros and Cons of the Top and Bottom End (10)

The last chapter! Please, PLEASE, write me at least now how you liked the FF!




Vegeta went indecisively into the C.C .. On the one hand he hoped that he wouldn't meet Bulma, on the other hand he really wanted to see her. He quickly went to the kitchen, ate a little (6 slices of bread are little for a full-grown Saiyajin) and then took a shower. He was unable to think clearly, so he went to his room and went to sleep. It was impossible for him to just fall asleep, so he came up with an old trick: he hypnotized himself. So far it worked quite well, but when he got up the next morning it was already 10 o'clock! He was still slightly confused by the after-effects of the hypnosis. Because he was aware that he would not be able to exercise anyway, he decided to have breakfast first. The C.C. was pretty empty. Only now and then did he meet an employee. Vegeta looked at the refrigerator and then emptied half of it.He finished his breakfast in no time at all. The sun was already quite high in the sky and Vegeta decided to skip the training today to train twice as hard the next day. Vegeta thought about the last few days. But he couldn't create order because he was annoyed by the constant noise of the workers in the laboratories. Annoyed, he went out the front door and looked around. He didn't know exactly where he was going, but eventually he turned west and took off with the sun behind him. He saw the sea below and not a cluster of houses far and wide. Now and then an isolated house, but far enough away that no noise would disturb him. The cliffs were very rough and high at the point where Vegeta landed and a normal, average person would hardly have landed on a jump. But Vegeta was anything but your average citizen. Lost in thought, Vegeta looked at the calm sea.There were a few birds here, but their screeching didn't bother him, after all, that was nature. Vegeta thought for a long time.


"When father says it's okay, because I believe him too. But I have no idea how I can show my feelings towards her. Dende, how do I do it? I want to keep my pride in this, too. But how do I do it I have absolutely no idea! And otherwise I would have to ask somebody. And then only these idiots would come into question. Well, no, I have to think of something myself. I mean, I can't just either go to her and say: Hello, I love you. Would you like to marry me! How ridiculous that sounds. And besides, if I tell her that, then she just thinks I want to fool her anyway. What are the earth people doing before They become a couple? Oh, I would have paid attention when a scholar from the planet Vegeta talked about it. All I remember is that the humans on earth are the strangest beings in the whole galaxy when it comes to love and that they go crazy.And most of them play crazy too! What else did he say? If only I could remember! Oh yes, he said something about a meal. Food is always good! But what, how? What did he just say? Wasn't it like this: "Earth people usually have some shared experiences before they come together to form so-called" couples ". Occasions where you can eat are popular, for example breakfast in a meadow, high-quality and expensive food in bed in the morning and a picnic in a posh restaurant. "But that sounds strange. Picnic in a posh restaurant ... No, he definitely didn't mean that. What did Bulma always tell me about food? Oh, had I not put my ears on draft, then I would know what to do next In any case, you are not allowed to have a picnic in the restaurant! And expensive food in bed? The poor duvet ... No! The scholar had probably meant a picnic in the meadow, an expensive meal in a posh restaurant and breakfast brought to bed.The only problem is, she doesn't care that much about food. I would be happy about something like that, but Bulma ...? I don't get any further with that. Maybe something else to eat? Something sweet maybe? Well, she likes to eat chocolate. I could buy her chocolate! Yes exactly! I am awesome! Fine, chocolate ... But that's a little poor. I want to show her that I'm serious. What other wise advice did the scholar have? "With the Earthlings, the rule always applies: Small gifts keep friendship! Gifts from the heart keep love!" Didn't the guy say something like that? So a present ... Great! What should you give Bulma for? Anything technical? Nonsense, by then she has already had everything and more. Clothes? Firstly, I don't know her size, and secondly, I don't know what she likes! The chocolate is a gift after all! Mm. But that already counts for food. Would she be happy about a demolished kitchen?That would be a change! But no, she probably wouldn't know that it's from me ... flowers! The weakling always gave her flowers and she was happy! But they were from the weakling ... Well, what the heck. Flowers look good and don't smell bad either. So she gets chocolate and flowers. But that's still so little! So, I mean, I could also ... No, I knock that out of my head! ... Maybe it would be possible that I ... But I would listen to HIM ... Can I do it with you? agree to my conscience- give Bulma a poem? Freezer said yes, women really love that. But Freezer is as well as off ... it doesn't matter, it's worth a try! Then I'll start to write poetry. Mm .. * Your eyes are green like a bean, your teeth are yellow like a melon ... * How stupid! The teeth are not yellow and that would offend them! New beginning: * I am the winner, no carnage too hot! I only like you better than strawberry and almond ice cream!* Okay, not poetry, but at least it rhymes a little. And the eternal winner, it can only be me. If she still doesn't buckle up that I ... "love" her ... I don't like that word! ... then she is too stupid! It'll go wrong! "


After Vegeta had thought of this plan, he flew quickly towards the city center to buy his "props" there. First he went to a chocolate shop and after much deliberation decided on a 20 cm high chocolate heart. He didn't like the shape that much, but he liked the mix very much. The heart consisted partly of milk chocolate, dark chocolate, chocolate with hazelnut pieces and, to top it off, white chocolate! Vegeta just gave the cashier a cold look when he asked for payment, and he waived the price for his customer. Then he bought a sheet of paper of the best quality, wrote his "poem" in his best handwriting (barely legible) and then went into a flower shop.Vegeta stood undecided between pots and pans and lost her orientation. Then a clerk came round and asked, "What can I do for the Lord? What kind of business are you looking for flowers for? Funeral, rendez-vous, mother-in-law visit or something else?" Vegeta's expression darkened. He was just about to kill the clerk with a ki ball when it occurred to him that the clerk must know more about flowers than he did. So he replied grumbling: “Visit.” “Ah!”, The clerk said, “Are you going to a female that you like?” Normally Vegeta would not have hesitated for long and gave the clerk one, but in this situation he had to do without it for better or for worse. Instead, he mumbled, "Mm," which the clerk took to mean yes. "Then I can only recommend these roses to you!", He said and held out a bouquet of red roses to Vegeta! Vegeta looked at the roses, then at the clerk, grabbed the bouquet and simply flew out to protest from the clerk.Then he landed in front of the C.C. and went inside. Luckily Bulma was still shopping, as an employee informed him, so Vegeta didn't meet her. Vegeta didn't have long to think about it, so he had to quickly think about where to go. He decided to put the chocolate heart on Bulma's pillow and put the poem in the mailbox. Bulma used to look in first when she went into the house. Then Vegeta went to Bulma's laboratory to place the flowers there. He looked for a vase, but couldn't find one, and instead grabbed a test tube with clear liquid to prevent the flowers from drying out. Then he went into the bathroom, showered again, and put on his combat suit. Then he heard the lock of the front door crack and Bulma stepped into the hallway with a small pile of letters, catalogs etc. under her arm. She went into the kitchen and didn't even notice that Vegeta was secretly following her. She was looking at the top catalog when the phone rang.The phone for the letters was very loud, so Vegeta could understand what was being said on the other end of the line. Vegeta wondered who was calling, but in the next second he heard it: Yamcha! He was just saying: "Bulma, I've only been thinking about you for the last few weeks! Don't you think we should both try again? I beg you. You ..." But Bulma didn't let him finish. "Yamcha!", She said calmly, but a bit annoyed, "I thought we had settled that! It's over and there will never be anything between us again! Get it at last!" Yamcha wanted to say something else, but Bulma only said : "No!" and hung up the phone. Then she sighed. Bored, she flipped through the pile until she came across Vegeta's carefully folded letterhead. She unfolded it and read the poem. Her mine grew darker and darker. Then she slammed the poem on the table and said angrily: “Yamcha!” She was picking up the phone when she changed her mind.Out loud she thought: "What the heck. I've just dumped him. That's enough." Outside the door Vegeta slammed his hand over his forehead. Annoyed he thought: "That idiot! Now she thinks HE wrote that too!" Vegeta was still a little annoyed, but then Bulma went into her room and Vegeta followed her again unnoticed. In the meantime it had become very hot and Bulma wiped the sweat from her forehead. When she saw the heart, she cried out in dismay. Vegeta, who hadn't been able to see anything yet, now dared to look at the scenario and what he saw didn't really please him. Bulma was holding the chocolate heart, or rather what was left of it. The heart was almost completely melted in the blazing sun and the entire bed linen was decorated with brown
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