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Fanfic: C`est la vie oder so spielt das Leben Teil 1
Chapter: C`est la vie or so, life plays part 1
Hi,
This is my new FF. It's about Vegeta and Bulma and I think it will stretch from the Trunks Saga to the Cyborg Saga. Have fun
"You piss me off so much!" Bulma slammed the door loudly and stomped down the stairs angrily. Now Vegeta threw the door open. "DUDDY COW!" he yelled down the stairs. Then he slammed the door too. "That bastard! Why did I offer him to live here. I could have got myself caught up right away. This conceited guy is ruining my whole life. But I have Yamcha." she muttered to herself. But now Vegeta appeared in her mind's eye and she got angry. She pounded a screwdriver into a corner that clanked so loudly that the C.C staff stared at her in shock. "What are you staring at? Better work." Bulma hissed. They got to work immediately. Meanwhile, Bulma went into the living room to watch a movie.This one was pretty romantic and Bulma was crying to herself when Vegeta came into the living room. He looked confused when he saw Bulma crying, but when he saw why she was crying he started to laugh uproariously. "Only one person dies there. It's funny. You don't have to cry about that." he said, amused. (Bulma was watching Pearl Harbor. My absolute favorite film * g *) "You insensitive wooden head! You have no idea about romance, what?" she yelled at him. "Don't yell at me like that, you earth woman. I am ..." He got no further, because Bulma cut him off. "You are a prince, I know. Just for your information, your people and your planet no longer exist." Look at radishes from below. ”Bulma smirked at him. "good. But one more thing. I bet you like the movie!" "I don't look at that kind of romance crap.""Bulma rewound the video to the point where the Japanese attacked Pearl Harbor. Now Vegeta was spellbound. When the film was over and Bulma was crying again (I always cry when J. Hartnett aka Danny Walker dies and then they carry the coffin out of the plane. * sob * But I don't know if you know the movie.) Vegeta grinned. And now I want to eat. Hurry up. " " Forget it. I'm going to the restaurant with Yamcha today and now I have to style myself. "" And what about my food? "Asked Vegeta." Nothing. "Bulma replied, leaving a stunned Vegeta. A short time later, Vegeta heard Bulma go into the bathroom. He crept up the stairs and waited until He wanted to scare Bulma into making him some food. Then he opened the door and went in. Seconds later a scream could be heard. Vegeta stood quite surprised in front of the half-naked Bulma, who was standing with a towel covered the most important places.But Vegeta had seen pretty much everything. They both stood facing each other in silence. Bulma was fiery red and Vegeta was just surprised. " I'm gonna go, then." he said and disappeared. Outside the door, Vegeta breathed a sigh of relief. He hadn't expected to find Bulma naked. "But one thing you have to give this earth woman, she has a damn good figure." he thought with a grin. "He did that on purpose. And then he also sees me naked. Damn idiot. But revenge is sweet ......" Bulma was determined to get back at Vegeta for this cheek, she just didn't know how yet. She went into the bedroom to style herself for Yamcha, who at that moment rang the doorbell. Vegeta opened it because he had nothing better to do. "Oh, the bottle again." he said disparagingly. Yamcha said nothing and went into the living room to wait for Bulma. Vegeta hated it when he was ignored. "By the way, your girlfriend has a pretty good figure." he called after him, knowing that he had hit Yamcha in the right place.But he just shrugged his shoulders. "If you're interested in Bulma, do that. I met someone and we fell in love. I'll tell Bulma that today." "Oh?" was Vegeta's intelligent answer. Now Bulma came down the stairs and Vegeta, who was standing on the stairs, opened his mouth. He really didn't expect that. Neither did Yamcha, who was also standing by the stairs. Bulma had a skin-tight black dress with spaghetti straps and black high heels. Her face was discreetly made up and she had a chain with a golden crescent moon on. And her hair was pinned up, a few funny highlights peeked out from the side. In short, the sight of her was so breathtaking that even Vegeta couldn't escape. But he recovered, gave Yamcha a triumphant sideways glance and said spitefully as he was: "Oh Bulma, Yamcha wants to leave you. He has another."