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Fanfic: EXCLUSIV - Little Brother (Trunks Aufsatz)
Chapter: EXCLUSIVE - Little Brother (Trunks attachment)
Hi! (Where ?! - Editor's note) (I'll laugh later ... - ZenzuBean's note)
This time there is the essay from Trunks! He wrote about his specialty ... And now I finally realize who he got his sense of humor from ... (What do you mean ?! - Note from Vegeta)
Speaking of Vegeta ... you are theoretically right, Zero ... Nappa could have translated quite well ... Raditz and King Vegeta too ... but with the three I lacked any persuasion (read: bribery -) -possibility. With Cell it was a bit easier ... he has seven! By the way, I survived the first babysitting ... (Yes ... unfortunately! - Editor's note) First we watched a film ... ("The Fall of Pompeii" - Editor's note) ... then we played a nice game ... ("Warhammer 40,000" ... - Editor's note) ... and at the end I read a story to you (Stephen King's "Es" - Editor's note) All in all, a cozy evening.The little ones can be really cute ... (...! - Editor's note) ... but only when they sleep!
Instructions: How do I plan the perfect prank?
Quick and easy in 4 steps! (Method patented! All rights, including filming, are reserved to the author alone!)
Step 1: the motif
Every prank has a motive and identifying that motive is the first step! A distinction is usually made between:
a) revenge,
b) boredom and
c) fun!
It is especially important for step 3 to be clear about which motive you have yourself.
Step 2: the victim
In the first case of the motive (see step 1 a), no choice is normally possible, unless the revenge relates to several people. The following applies here: Always look for the person with the lowest IQ.
Example:
Goku, Vegeta and Gohan stole their portion of raspberry ice cream from you!That literally cries out for revenge!
In this case it would be unwise to play the prank on Gohan, as he can quickly deduce and, if you are unlucky, does not give you enough time to run away quickly.
You also have the choice between Vegeta and Son-Goku. But you also need to consider how people will react to the prank. In either case, it is certain that Vegeta would rather pulverize you than Goku. Therefore, turn your attention to Goku. But that was just an EXAMPLE ...
In both other cases of the motif (b and c) there are several things to consider.
You have practically free choice when it comes to your victims.
You should stick to the following "10 golden rules"!
1. Your victim shouldn't be a celebrity. (Why do you think Mr. Satan hasn't become a prank victim yet?)
2. Your victim can only get angry very easily and swear vendetta if you are extremely quick and have a good hiding place ready, in which you can hide for several months if necessary.You can of course do without these measures, but then your prank must really be perfect and with such victims only the prank professionals - like me - manage to get away with it. You can, of course, commit suicide this way, but it could be painful.
3. Your prank victim should NEVER be her own mother! If the prank is discovered, she would have to emigrate at least as far as Namek!
4. It is (see above) not advisable to choose someone who is very intelligent as a prank victim, as the prank can be exposed very quickly. But that doesn't matter if it's an absolute nerd and boring who is unpopular because he can't be copied. Then the laughing effect is on your side!
5. Highly recommended as prank victims are friends with a sense of humor who are angry at first, but then laugh at it later.
6. In any case, when you are planning a prank, a good friend is usually very helpful.However, it should be discreet, self-controlled, cunning and in NO WAY be devoured (!)! (Otherwise there could be significant problems with the prank schedule because the PARTNER saw a cake that absolutely had to be eaten ...)
7. The following also applies: Too many people spoil the prank! One partner can be helpful, two can get complicated, but if there are too many the whole prank could be messed up! One advantage: at least you won't be alone in front of the director or your superior afterwards.
8. Pranks are especially effective on people who are not very knowledgeable about the world. Say: Aliens! True to the motto: here on earth all people have to do on December 12th. wearing red war paint ...
9. As described in point 5, the best prank victim is a friend. The following applies here: If your friend has a quirk or an "external abnormality", this must be taken into account!
10. NEVER TRIP A NAMEKIAN WHO HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH REPRODUCTION (LAYING EGGS)! It has not yet been proven, but there is a rumor that some kind of prank can have serious consequences on the Namek's life and, in the worst case, he will REALLY BECOME AN EGG !!! GREATEST CAUTION !!!
3. Planning the prank:
Nothing is as important as carefully planning a prank! For beginners, it is advisable to master the first pranks alone and only call in friends (perhaps former prank victims) with a little practice.
Every prank should be planned exactly, but "there is always a little risk"! Don't discard a prank if you think it's not one hundred percent sure. Such pranks are more for the advanced in this area, but the same applies here: no risk, no fun!
To illustrate the perfect planning of a prank, here is the following example:
Motive: having fun with joy
Victim: Kuririn
Helpers: none
Prank:
Kuririn is supposed to eat in a "fortune cookie" ((for everyone who doesn't know what that is: a cookie with a small piece of paper inside with a "forward-looking" message - author's note))) with the message that he wins the lottery and that his new hairstyle makes a great impression on the female part of creation. Kuririn is supposed to believe that he will only win the lottery if he gets a new hairstyle, which should be a difficult undertaking with a bald head. He should also ask everyone for help and finally get the long-awaited help from the author of the prank! In the form of a "hair restorer" that supposedly makes the hair grow. What Kuririn does not know is that it is a mixture of honey, syrup and water that was "invented" by the junior professor Trunks Briefs for this purpose. This "miracle cure" may only be used outdoors (and as close as possible to a beehive).If the prank victim has put the remedy on his bald head and has passed it off well, all the bees and other insects in the area will fall to one point - on the bald head! In order to protect himself from stings, the victim will jump into the next pond as fast as possible, where the grinning prank king will be waiting for him to help him out of the pond with a "fall for"!
So this is the example! There is a lot that needs to be prepared for this prank. The prank is most fun when as many people as possible are enjoying themselves! You just have to make sure that the victim's declared "favorite enemy" is not in the audience. With this prank, it would be nonsensical if Piccolo were the victim and Vegeta were watching, as "minor fights" could quickly ensue.
In order to get as many people together as possible, a party or an outdoor picnic is ideal. Especially with this prank, you have to make sure that nobody is there who could see through one or the other trick.(In this case, Bulma would have to be somewhere else, as she would notice that the miracle cure is not one.) To distract people who are not allowed to be there during the prank, the following is a good idea:
For men: (especially Saiyajins) a little tip where to get something to eat, (normal guys) reference to an important football game on television, (Muten-roshi) hint where the cheapest "booklet" can be found in the vicinity.
For women: fashion show on TV, specials at C&A etc, autograph session with Brad Pitt or someone else.
About the actual prank:
The fortune cookie:
Only one thing helps: get some fortune cookies and "prepare" one! The easiest way to do this is to carefully cut open one side of a fortune cookie and remove the piece of paper. It is best to type the slip of paper on the computer. If you don't have a PC: a typewriter will do it too! Pay close attention to the spelling of notes!If necessary, look it up again in the dictionary! Put the note in the fortune cookie and glue the crack on the outside with some transparent icing. Maybe grandma can help too!
The "miracle cure":
You need an empty tube of toothpaste for this! Important: it really has to be empty, otherwise just rinse.
Pour honey, syrup and water into the toothpaste tube using a funnel. Then close the tube and shake well! Then the outside of the tube has to be processed! The writing must be completely painted over with white body paint! Apply as evenly as possible! Then there is cling film and it is welded. Grandpa helps! Then you need a white cardboard box that is printed with writing. There are no limits to creativity! An example: hair growth! Have you always wanted full hair? It's not as hairy as you think! With the new "Haarwucher 323" your hair grows so fast that you can almost watch!Try it!
Then the cardboard can also be colored in different colors. Important: The writing must remain recognizable! And don't forget: The warning sign: May only be used outdoors!
That would be the preparations for the prank!
This prank is tried and tested and was a great success!
Oh yes: USE BEEKEEPER PROTECTION IF YOU ARE HELPING THE VICTIM OUT OF THE POND!
(I still have the bee stings ...)
4. Execution of the prank!
This time there is the essay from Trunks! He wrote about his specialty ... And now I finally realize who he got his sense of humor from ... (What do you mean ?! - Note from Vegeta)
Speaking of Vegeta ... you are theoretically right, Zero ... Nappa could have translated quite well ... Raditz and King Vegeta too ... but with the three I lacked any persuasion (read: bribery -) -possibility. With Cell it was a bit easier ... he has seven! By the way, I survived the first babysitting ... (Yes ... unfortunately! - Editor's note) First we watched a film ... ("The Fall of Pompeii" - Editor's note) ... then we played a nice game ... ("Warhammer 40,000" ... - Editor's note) ... and at the end I read a story to you (Stephen King's "Es" - Editor's note) All in all, a cozy evening.The little ones can be really cute ... (...! - Editor's note) ... but only when they sleep!
Instructions: How do I plan the perfect prank?
Quick and easy in 4 steps! (Method patented! All rights, including filming, are reserved to the author alone!)
Step 1: the motif
Every prank has a motive and identifying that motive is the first step! A distinction is usually made between:
a) revenge,
b) boredom and
c) fun!
It is especially important for step 3 to be clear about which motive you have yourself.
Step 2: the victim
In the first case of the motive (see step 1 a), no choice is normally possible, unless the revenge relates to several people. The following applies here: Always look for the person with the lowest IQ.
Example:
Goku, Vegeta and Gohan stole their portion of raspberry ice cream from you!That literally cries out for revenge!
In this case it would be unwise to play the prank on Gohan, as he can quickly deduce and, if you are unlucky, does not give you enough time to run away quickly.
You also have the choice between Vegeta and Son-Goku. But you also need to consider how people will react to the prank. In either case, it is certain that Vegeta would rather pulverize you than Goku. Therefore, turn your attention to Goku. But that was just an EXAMPLE ...
In both other cases of the motif (b and c) there are several things to consider.
You have practically free choice when it comes to your victims.
You should stick to the following "10 golden rules"!
1. Your victim shouldn't be a celebrity. (Why do you think Mr. Satan hasn't become a prank victim yet?)
2. Your victim can only get angry very easily and swear vendetta if you are extremely quick and have a good hiding place ready, in which you can hide for several months if necessary.You can of course do without these measures, but then your prank must really be perfect and with such victims only the prank professionals - like me - manage to get away with it. You can, of course, commit suicide this way, but it could be painful.
3. Your prank victim should NEVER be her own mother! If the prank is discovered, she would have to emigrate at least as far as Namek!
4. It is (see above) not advisable to choose someone who is very intelligent as a prank victim, as the prank can be exposed very quickly. But that doesn't matter if it's an absolute nerd and boring who is unpopular because he can't be copied. Then the laughing effect is on your side!
5. Highly recommended as prank victims are friends with a sense of humor who are angry at first, but then laugh at it later.
6. In any case, when you are planning a prank, a good friend is usually very helpful.However, it should be discreet, self-controlled, cunning and in NO WAY be devoured (!)! (Otherwise there could be significant problems with the prank schedule because the PARTNER saw a cake that absolutely had to be eaten ...)
7. The following also applies: Too many people spoil the prank! One partner can be helpful, two can get complicated, but if there are too many the whole prank could be messed up! One advantage: at least you won't be alone in front of the director or your superior afterwards.
8. Pranks are especially effective on people who are not very knowledgeable about the world. Say: Aliens! True to the motto: here on earth all people have to do on December 12th. wearing red war paint ...
9. As described in point 5, the best prank victim is a friend. The following applies here: If your friend has a quirk or an "external abnormality", this must be taken into account!
10. NEVER TRIP A NAMEKIAN WHO HAS SOMETHING TO DO WITH REPRODUCTION (LAYING EGGS)! It has not yet been proven, but there is a rumor that some kind of prank can have serious consequences on the Namek's life and, in the worst case, he will REALLY BECOME AN EGG !!! GREATEST CAUTION !!!
3. Planning the prank:
Nothing is as important as carefully planning a prank! For beginners, it is advisable to master the first pranks alone and only call in friends (perhaps former prank victims) with a little practice.
Every prank should be planned exactly, but "there is always a little risk"! Don't discard a prank if you think it's not one hundred percent sure. Such pranks are more for the advanced in this area, but the same applies here: no risk, no fun!
To illustrate the perfect planning of a prank, here is the following example:
Motive: having fun with joy
Victim: Kuririn
Helpers: none
Prank:
Kuririn is supposed to eat in a "fortune cookie" ((for everyone who doesn't know what that is: a cookie with a small piece of paper inside with a "forward-looking" message - author's note))) with the message that he wins the lottery and that his new hairstyle makes a great impression on the female part of creation. Kuririn is supposed to believe that he will only win the lottery if he gets a new hairstyle, which should be a difficult undertaking with a bald head. He should also ask everyone for help and finally get the long-awaited help from the author of the prank! In the form of a "hair restorer" that supposedly makes the hair grow. What Kuririn does not know is that it is a mixture of honey, syrup and water that was "invented" by the junior professor Trunks Briefs for this purpose. This "miracle cure" may only be used outdoors (and as close as possible to a beehive).If the prank victim has put the remedy on his bald head and has passed it off well, all the bees and other insects in the area will fall to one point - on the bald head! In order to protect himself from stings, the victim will jump into the next pond as fast as possible, where the grinning prank king will be waiting for him to help him out of the pond with a "fall for"!
So this is the example! There is a lot that needs to be prepared for this prank. The prank is most fun when as many people as possible are enjoying themselves! You just have to make sure that the victim's declared "favorite enemy" is not in the audience. With this prank, it would be nonsensical if Piccolo were the victim and Vegeta were watching, as "minor fights" could quickly ensue.
In order to get as many people together as possible, a party or an outdoor picnic is ideal. Especially with this prank, you have to make sure that nobody is there who could see through one or the other trick.(In this case, Bulma would have to be somewhere else, as she would notice that the miracle cure is not one.) To distract people who are not allowed to be there during the prank, the following is a good idea:
For men: (especially Saiyajins) a little tip where to get something to eat, (normal guys) reference to an important football game on television, (Muten-roshi) hint where the cheapest "booklet" can be found in the vicinity.
For women: fashion show on TV, specials at C&A etc, autograph session with Brad Pitt or someone else.
About the actual prank:
The fortune cookie:
Only one thing helps: get some fortune cookies and "prepare" one! The easiest way to do this is to carefully cut open one side of a fortune cookie and remove the piece of paper. It is best to type the slip of paper on the computer. If you don't have a PC: a typewriter will do it too! Pay close attention to the spelling of notes!If necessary, look it up again in the dictionary! Put the note in the fortune cookie and glue the crack on the outside with some transparent icing. Maybe grandma can help too!
The "miracle cure":
You need an empty tube of toothpaste for this! Important: it really has to be empty, otherwise just rinse.
Pour honey, syrup and water into the toothpaste tube using a funnel. Then close the tube and shake well! Then the outside of the tube has to be processed! The writing must be completely painted over with white body paint! Apply as evenly as possible! Then there is cling film and it is welded. Grandpa helps! Then you need a white cardboard box that is printed with writing. There are no limits to creativity! An example: hair growth! Have you always wanted full hair? It's not as hairy as you think! With the new "Haarwucher 323" your hair grows so fast that you can almost watch!Try it!
Then the cardboard can also be colored in different colors. Important: The writing must remain recognizable! And don't forget: The warning sign: May only be used outdoors!
That would be the preparations for the prank!
This prank is tried and tested and was a great success!
Oh yes: USE BEEKEEPER PROTECTION IF YOU ARE HELPING THE VICTIM OUT OF THE POND!
(I still have the bee stings ...)
4. Execution of the prank!