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Fanfic: Sonhänsel und Veggigretel1
Chapter: Son Hänsel and Veggigretel 1
Hi guys!
We're slowly running out of fairy tales. But because you made such nice comments, * happy * we're rewriting one more thing: Hansel and Gretel. Have fun!
The success of the plays of Group Z was great. So one day Piccolo came to Son Goku and said that the Namekians would also like to see one on his planet.
Goku: Seriously? No! Hmm ... The current teleportation should actually work.
Piccolo: Good. But this time I'm just watching.
Goku: All right. Wait, I'll get the others quickly.
Goku had later returned with Bulma and Vegeta, ChiChi, 18-18 years of age, Kuririn and Muten Roshi.
Vegeta: Another play, huh? But, Kakarott, you won't kiss me again!
Goku: Calm down, it's harmless this time. Namely...
Bulma: Sleeping Beauty!
ChiChi: But that's something like that again.
Muten Roshi: It's awesome. I am the prince and take the woman to the castle and "they married and had many children ..."
C18: Shut up!
Goku: Hey, I said harmless.
Vegeta: * grumble * Who knows what you mean by harmless.
Goku: It's Hansel and Gretel.
Bulma: Not bad. And the roles?
Goku: Well, we call it Son Hänsel and Veggigretel.
Vegeta: * panic *
Kuririn: Aha. And the parents?
Goku: You and C18.
Kuririn: * grin * Fits C18, doesn't it?
C18: And how! * mean grin *
Goku: And we have 2 witches. * nasty grin * ChiChi and Bulma. We need * cough * 2 slightly older women for the role, you understand.
Women: You ... * lightning *
Vegeta: Wait a minute, I'll hit Kakarott. And what exactly is this fairy tale about? Nothing to get married?
Goku: yes. All you have to do is cry and I'll comfort you, hug you and ...
Vegeta: * screech *
Goku: You know what? Finally we see Vegeta in a different light: the crybaby!
Vegeta: * snort * You're about to cry!
Goku: Well then, huh, let's get started.
Muten Roshi: Am the narrator, right?
Goku: yes. Vegeta, this time you put on a few rags, although ... it has to be a dress or a skirt.
Bulma: My darling in a black leather skirt and high heels, hihi.
Vegeta: * speechless *
Muten Roshi: Shall we start?
Goku: Stop. First there is a momentary teleportation for everyone to the Namekians. I'll get the sets afterwards.
ChiChi: Wow! Off to Namek!
Vegeta: Yeah, let's fight.
Sequel follows...